Dave Goldberg -- Internet Geek:

https://youtu.be/FC3y9llDXuM

[Verse 1]

Her name is Sheryl

I have a dream about her

She rings my bell

I got Survey Monkey in half an hour

Oh, how she rocks

In McKinsey and Company

But she doesn't know who I am

And she doesn't give a damn about me

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm just an internet geek, baby

Yeah, I'm just an internet geek, baby

Play Settlers of Catan maybe with me

Ooh

[Verse 2]

Her boyfriend's a loser

And he sleeps with a loaded gun

And he'd simply kick

My ass if he knew the truth

He's in the Navy SEALS

And he serves in Iraq

But he doesn't know who I am

And he doesn't give a damn about me

[Chorus]

'Cause I'm just an internet geek, baby

Yeah, I'm just an internet geek, baby

Play Settlers of Catan maybe with me

Ooh

[Bridge]

Oh, yeah, nerd, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Oh, yeah, nerd, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'

[Verse 3]

Man, I'm over the moon

It's date night and I am hopeful

Lo and behold

She's falling asleep on me

This must be fake

My lip starts to shake

How does she know who I am?

And why does she give a damn about me?

Sheryl Sandberg:

I've got two tickets to this movie, David

Come with me Friday, don't say "maybe"

I'm just an internet geek, Dave, like you

Ooh

[Outro]

Oh, yeah, nerd, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'

Oh, yeah, nerd, no, she doesn't know what she's missin'