9:45 p.m. (b)
I ran because I
I dunno
Because I want to drain the swamp
We want a developed country
See the thing is
What you have to understand is
Sri Lanka's politicians
What they want to do is
They don't just want to promote Karl Marx
And outdated theory
Totally obsolete
The big problem with Sri Lankan politicians is
They want to ban Lee Kuan Yew's books
They want to ban From Third World to First
They want to ban Art of the Deal
They want to ban Think Big and Kick Ass
They want to publish
Thinking Small and Kissing Ass