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7:45 p.m.
I swear to g-d, one day, when I go to the UN, representing SL
I'm going to wear my raincoat without pfas on it
And then, I'm going to give a speech
The same exact one every year for 5 years of my presidency
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Lehan Edirisinghe, UN speech:
1. There are a lot more important problems than Sri Lanka to worry about.
2. Well, we have to end apartheid for one.
3. And slow down the nuclear arms race, stop terrorism and world hunger.
4. We have to provide food and shelter for the homeless, and oppose racial discrimination and promote civil rights, while also promoting equal rights for women.
5. We have to encourage a return to traditional moral values.
6. Most importantly, we have to promote general social concern and less materialism in young people.
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11:15 p.m.
Donald Trump could have been living it up in his castle in the sky. But he chose to be crucified, whipped, humiliated, torn down to poverty and still carry the cross for the American people.
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11:15 p.m. (b)
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Saturday, July 13th.
12:00 a.m.
Paris Hilton - Nothing In This World (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/PdmzmOYM7DE
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Da-da, Donald John Trump
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12:00 a.m. (b)
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12:00 a.m. (f)
A lot of people feel "normal" with me. They get to be themselves. They get to breathe. They get to be authentic. You can't put a price on that.
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1:15 a.m.
Royal chef uses that equipment too
