Clarkson, Poor Things

March 7, 2024

The image is a screenshot from a YouTube video titled "Clarkson Tries His Own Beer | Clarkson's Farm | Season2," published on the channel LeoBonhart. The scene takes place indoors at a bar setting. Jeremy Clarkson is seen on the right, engaging in conversation with two others. He is wearing a jacket over a sweater, typical of his casual style, and appears to be animatedly discussing something, gesturing with his hand. In the background, a person is pouring drinks, with visible branding reading "Cotswold Brew Co" on the wooden wall and beer taps. Two mugs of beer with foam are set on the bar counter, suggesting a brewery or tasting setting. The lighting is warm, providing a cozy atmosphere. The people are casually dressed, contributing to the laid-back vibe of the scene. Subtitles captured in the screenshot read, "- It does, doesn't it? - It sounds Cotswoldy," indicating a focus on the local or regional branding of the beer.
5:00 PM

5:00 p.m. (b)

I like beer.
In this video frame from the YouTube channel "LeoBonhart," two glasses of beer are prominently featured. The glasses are branded with "Cotswold BREW CO," indicating a craft beer focus. The video, titled "Clarkson Tries His Own Beer | Clarkson's Farm | Season2," suggests that this scene involves Jeremy Clarkson tasting a beer he has brewed. The setting is indoors with a close-up focus on the beer, which appears golden with a foamy head, suggesting freshness. Subtitles at the bottom read, "and one has melon-type characteristics," hinting at a discussion about beer flavors. The background is blurred to emphasize the glasses, and the lighting is warm, enhancing the inviting and casual atmosphere. This scene likely takes place within a segment of Clarkson's Farm, where Clarkson explores various farming-related activities, including brewing.
5:00 PM (b)

5:00 p.m. (c)

My favorite is lager American standard.

My second fav is:

GERMAN OKTOBERFEST PISLNER

I think 3rd favorite will be:

BRITISH DARK OAT STOUT

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The image is a screenshot from a YouTube video titled "Never too old: The 93-year-old cardiologist who still works 6 days a week," published by CNA. It features a scene inside an office, where a man presumed to be the 93-year-old cardiologist is captured mid-action as he waves. He is wearing a white dress shirt, brown tie, and beige pants, projecting a professional and approachable demeanor. The background includes an open door with an "EXIT" sign above it, a fire extinguisher adorned with a bow, and a framed artwork on the wall, suggesting a personal touch to the workspace. The lighting is bright and even, enhancing the welcoming and lively atmosphere. The on-screen text prominently displays "Never too old" and "The 93-year-old cardiologist," emphasizing the theme of age defying work ethics. The video is from CNA, as indicated by the logo present in the top right corner, and it has a significant following, suggesting its reach and influence.
5:45 PM

5:30 p.m.

I'm taking away age limits, or retirement ages or voting ages or president or mp being ages as they're stupid
The image is a screenshot from a YouTube video titled "The Chicken Curry I eat every week" by Chef Jack Ovens. It shows a cooking scene in a kitchen setting. In the foreground, there is a large, stainless steel pan on a stovetop, with a mixture of sautéed onions and spices beginning to caramelize. The pan is positioned on a gas burner, suggesting active cooking. The stovetop is clean and modern, with black burner grates and knobs visible. The onions in the pan have a rich, golden-brown color, indicating they are being cooked for a flavorful base, likely for a curry dish. The lighting is bright, highlighting the texture and color of the ingredients in the pan. The kitchen surface around the stovetop is tidy, emphasizing a focus on the cooking process. At the bottom of the screenshot, YouTube interface elements are visible, including control buttons and the channel name "Chef Jack Ovens," which indicates the content creator's focus on cooking tutorials and recipes. The video timestamp is at 4:09 of a total 8:00 minutes, suggesting this is a mid-process step of the recipe.
10:00 PM

9:45 p.m.

I'm 30. I've eaten Sri Lanka Chicken Curry for lunch, almost every single day. So like in Asterisk, where fatso Obelisk, falls into the magic soup pot, and gets unlimited superhuman strength, without the need for magic soup. Who then, begins to hate it. I also don't like the taste of it. I think I still eat it every day, and it's not bad, so I manage. But I'm a picky eater, and don't like eating the same foods, I often switch it up, never eating the same foods, although, maybe weekly yes.
The image is a still from a YouTube video titled "The Chicken Curry | I eat every week," featuring Chef Jack Ovens. It shows a close-up view of a dish being prepared, with hands holding a fork and spoon, ready to serve or mix. The dish consists of rice topped with chicken curry, garnished with fresh cilantro and sliced red chilies, adding vibrant green and red colors to the presentation. The curry appears rich and creamy, with the cilantro giving it a fresh touch. The setting is likely a kitchen, given the presence of cooking implements and ingredients in the background. The lighting is bright, highlighting the colors and textures of the dish. The video is hosted on YouTube, as indicated by the interface elements visible around the video player, such as the like, share, and save options. Chef Jack Ovens' channel has a significant following, with 1.18 million subscribers, suggesting that his recipes are popular and well-received by viewers.
10:00 PM (b)

10:00 p.m.

My maid, Devi, has apparently gone to the supermarket, to buy the chicken for lunch. She was telling me at 4 p.m. As I woke up at 3, in the afternoon, to get my lunch.
The image is a screenshot from a YouTube video titled "Defending UK Nukes: The Secret Armed Police," published by Forces News. The scene depicts an outdoor training exercise involving two police officers, both equipped with tactical gear and firearms. They are positioned beside a vehicle, with their weapons aimed forward, indicating a simulation of an armed confrontation. Both officers wear black uniforms, caps with a checkered pattern, and protective eyewear, emphasizing their readiness and focus. The setting appears to be an open, grassy area with a few buildings and parked vehicles in the background, suggesting a controlled environment for training purposes. The mood is tense and serious, reflecting the gravity of their simulated task. The screenshot also includes the Forces News logo and the phrase "Training Exercise" overlaying the image, enhancing the context of the activity.
10:00 PM (c)

10:00 p.m. (b)

The armed cops in UK, the MDP
The screenshot is from a YouTube video titled "Eating Like an Ancient Greek Olympian" on the "Tasting History with Max Miller" channel. The image shows a plate filled with various foods that reflect ancient Greek cuisine, aiming to recreate the diet of an ancient Olympic athlete. The centerpiece of the plate is skewered meat, likely lamb or beef, grilled and seasoned with herbs. Accompanying the skewers are slices of rustic bread, a block of cheese, and a pile of dried figs, all set on a plate with a decorative Greek pattern. The scene is set indoors with bright lighting that highlights the textures and colors of the food. There is no visible branding or text aside from the YouTube interface, which shows options like "Share," "Download," and "Clip" prominently displayed.
10:00 PM (d)

10:00 p.m. (c)

Nice

I love skewers
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10:15 PM

10:00 p.m. (d)

Nice

I love skewers
The screenshot is from YouTube, displaying a short video with the title "Five Foods That Will Shorten A Cat’s Life!" by the channel @ladycuddlesmeow. The scene shows a close-up of a cat eating pieces of tuna from a plate. The cat, with a fluffy coat featuring patches of color, is being fed by a hand holding a piece of tuna. The setting is indoors, with a soft focus on the background and a plate filled with cut tuna in the foreground. The on-screen text includes the subtitle “While tuna may seem” and a bold label reading "#5 TUNA" at the top. The video has received significant engagement with 114K likes. The overall color scheme is muted, focusing on natural colors of the food and the cat, creating a cozy and intimate atmosphere.
10:15 PM (b)

10:15 p.m.

Oh my.. I had no idea. I gave my cat some tuna sashimi once. I didn't know it was bad for the cat.
The screenshot displays a YouTube Shorts video featuring a calico cat with two kittens in an outdoor setting. The mother cat stands protectively with her kittens on a tiled patio. The kittens appear curious and are closely clustered near the mother. The video on YouTube is titled "Why Mother Cats Bring You Their Kittens! 😻💖," indicating a focus on maternal behavior in cats. The channel name "@ladycuddlesmleow" suggests a focus on animal or pet content, likely centered around cats. The background shows a building wall and a small patch of grass, suggesting a garden or backyard environment. The lighting is natural, indicating daytime, and the overall mood is warm and affectionate, highlighted by the playful caption "brings their BABY" in bold, colored text on the video. The platform interface around the video includes typical YouTube elements like the like, dislike, and share buttons, as well as a list of subscriptions and a dark theme interface.
10:30 PM

10:30 p.m. (b)

I like cats.
``` The image is a screenshot of an article from BBC.com, displayed on a web browser. The title of the article is prominently shown as "From blossoming sexuality to joyful empowerment – the film's Oscar-nominated costume designer Holly Waddington explains the messages behind 'Bella Style'." The byline credits Ellie Violet Bramley and is dated 7th March 2024. The article discusses the role of costume design in the film "Poor Things," with a focus on the contributions of Holly Waddington, who is noted for winning a costume design BAFTA. There is a warning about spoilers for the plot of "Poor Things." Visually, the article's layout is typical of an online publication, with headings, bylines, and an introductory paragraph. The background features a blurred image with a person in a blue and cream-colored outfit. The website header includes navigation links to various sections like Home, Film, Art, Books, Music, TV, Style, Identities, and more. The right side of the screen shows recommended articles with small thumbnail images. The screenshot captures elements typical of a BBC Style section webpage, including a clean and structured format with a focus on style and culture.
11:15 PM

11:15 p.m.

I saw this, stopped reading.
Emma Stone is depicted in a scene from the film "Poor Things," where she appears to be in a futuristic or scientific setting. She is lying down with her head encased in a transparent dome connected by several metal and rubber tubes, suggesting a theme of experimentation or medical intervention. The setting is dimly lit, with a focus on her face, highlighting her expressionless and slightly vacant stare. The lighting casts a cool, clinical glow, enhancing the sci-fi atmosphere. The background includes various metallic and mechanical components, emphasizing a laboratory-like environment. The mood is tense and surreal, with Emma Stone's character appearing vulnerable yet central to the scene's focus on technology and human experimentation.
1:15 AM

Friday, March 8th.

1:15 a.m.

[Verse]

I know they think that it took somebody else

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To put me together again like an experiment

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Sewing Frankenstein black dreams into my songs

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Emma Stone is featured in this scene from the film "Poor Things." The setting is an outdoor area with a snowy ground, giving it a wintry ambiance. The architecture in the background suggests a historical or fantastical setting, with grand buildings and intricate designs. Emma Stone is wearing a long, flowing yellow cape, and her dark hair is notably long. She is standing and appears to be offering something, possibly an éclair, to a man sitting on a bench. The man is wrapped in dark clothing, and a suitcase is placed beside him on the snow-covered ground. The lighting is soft, creating a serene yet mysterious atmosphere. The entire scene is stylized with a slightly surreal, almost dreamlike quality, typical of a fantasy period film. The subtitle reads “Éclair au chocolat?” indicating a light, possibly humorous moment.
3:00 AM

3:00 a.m.

I always thought Dominique Ansel

He's kind of got this

Very

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Like all the time

And the other day, I saw another vid of the dude making some

Caramel pudding or something

Flan

And he was saying

He got manicures, and bla bla bla

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I stole his recipe for eclairs

It was either the choc or salty caramel

I took the salty caramel

We could make all of them, but I'm lazy

I prefer 1 model only

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Even me, people kind of

They think I look evil, or sinister, or wicked

And that I'm a monster or a psycho or the devil

And that everything I say or do

is somehow so disturbing
Emma Stone is depicted in this scene from the film "Poor Things." She sits indoors, illuminated by dramatic, subdued lighting that casts shadows across her face, enhancing the intensity of her gaze. Her expression is thoughtful and slightly melancholic, as she looks slightly upward, possibly at another character or an object out of the frame. She wears period attire, consisting of dark clothing with a prominent, circular blue brooch at her collar, which contrasts against her otherwise somber outfit. The background is dimly lit, featuring indistinct objects that suggest a setting rich in detail, possibly a study or a parlor typical of a bygone era. The composition is intimate, focusing on Emma Stone's character, drawing attention to her nuanced expression and the subtle textures of her clothing. The overall mood is contemplative and introspective, suggestive of a moment of introspection or realization within the narrative.
4:00 AM

4:00 a.m. (b)

My Little Dark Age!
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