9:45 p.m. (c)

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Hasn't your daughter Ivanka called you about it?

Isn't she asking to be the new $1 note?

Only if Elisabeth's VP.

Or else, Elisabeth gets to be our $1 buck.

It looks a lot better than Elizabeth II.

I'm not a liar, so I'm never going to try.