Dave Goldberg:
Wow, I’m on cloud nine
It’s date night and I’m optimistic
Would you look at that
She’s dozing off on me
I can’t even process this
My lip starts to tremble
How does she even know who I am?
And why would she care about me?
Sheryl Sandberg:
I’ve got two tickets for this film, Dave
Come with me Friday — no “maybe”
I’m just an internet nerd, David, like you
🥱😴