EIN Win, Fast IRS

May 12, 2025

The image displays a fax transmission cover sheet from the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). The document is primarily white with black text. At the top, the header reads "INTERNAL REVENUE SERVICE" in bold letters, followed by "FAX TRANSMISSION Cover Sheet." Below this, there is a date field labeled "Date:" with the date filled in as "May 12, 2025." The "To:" section is left blank, followed by fields for "Address/Organization," "Fax Number," and "Office Number," all of which are also blank. The "From:" section contains the name "Jenkins Alayna A," which is printed in a larger font than the surrounding text. Below this, there are additional fields for "Address/Organization," "Fax Number," and "Office Number," all of which are blank as well. There is a section labeled "Number of pages:" with the number "2" filled in, along with the note "including cover page." The "Subject:" field is also left blank. The document is formatted in a standard layout for fax cover sheets, with clear sections for sender and recipient information. The overall design is simple and functional, typical of official IRS documents. The background of the image shows a computer interface, with a dark theme and various tabs open in the browser, but no specific details about the environment or setting are provided. There are no visible people, clothing, or expressions in the image. The focus remains solely on the fax cover sheet itself.
8:45 PM

OMFG

I got my EIN from the IRS within 3 - 4 days. This is the fastest, they have ever done it. California company! We must have very powerful friends and supporters in high places.

ASSUMPTION:

Trump has shown the maximum possible honor, at every turn to me. I'm so eager to I dunno what for the USA soon.

Usually, takes the IRS like 2 weeks or something.

Someone in the US government, really ███████ wants me to succeed!

Heheheheheehe

I think the whole of them!

We should give a discount for US government employees, to buy my journal, which contains more █████████████████████████████ than anyone else, than anywhere else.

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Trump should give me a discount on a limousine, a beast for a beast from the sea, to avoid getting hit by█████

The lady (name hidden) at the IRS was like, talking to me, and saying never has she seen it being issued so rapidly.

3 days or something.

I sent a request in just 3 - 4 days ago.
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