10:15 PM on June 3

When people apply for jobs at my business, they don't hide their photos or whatever.

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Absurd

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To quote Master Chief John-117 in Halo 1's opening cinematic to Captain Keyes when crash landing on Installation 04:

I need a lawyer

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