Cosmo Jokes, New York Lights

octobre 11, 2023

The image is a screenshot from the Cosmopolitan website showing an article titled "15 Penis Size Signs - 15 Signs." The article is up on Cosmopolitan's site, as indicated by the logo at the top left of the page. The main content displayed lists two playful claims about characteristics that supposedly indicate penis size. The first listed point reads, "He is a cat person," followed by the second: "He's not intimidated by your lil buzzing friends and highly encourages the use of vibrators." These points are presented in bold, black text on a white background, giving a clean and minimalist look typical of online articles. Above the list, there's a link to a related story titled "Here's What to Do if He Has a Big Penis." A TikTok logo is centered between the two points, suggesting there might be a related TikTok post. The webpage's layout includes standard web elements such as a navigation bar with categories like Celebs, Style, and Beauty, and login buttons for subscribing or signing in to the site. The screenshot captures a typical humorous and lighthearted approach common to Cosmopolitan's relationship articles. The overall tone is casual and engaging, aiming to entertain its audience with tongue-in-cheek insights.
2:45 PM

2:30 p.m.

Every cosmo-guy knows this!

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In this video frame, Steve Jobs is featured in a close-up interview setting. He is wearing a white shirt with a patterned tie, conveying a professional and formal appearance. The lighting is soft, creating a neutral backdrop that focuses attention on Jobs. His expression is calm and thoughtful, suggesting a moment of reflection or explanation. The video is titled "Steve Jobs on Quality," indicating the subject matter discussed in the interview. The channel hosting the video is "Dawn Lindsley," and it is available on YouTube. The screen displays a watermark from "Screencast-O-Matic.com" across the bottom, indicating the tool used for screen recording. The overall setting is simple, with a focus on Steve Jobs and his insights on quality, aligning with his known dedication to excellence in product design and technology.
11:15 PM

11:15 p.m.

This is pretty cool!

I doubt I go around, prancing about saying

Oh look at me, I'm so transparent or whatever

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The image showcases a breathtaking night view of New York City, with the Empire State Building as the central focus. The building is illuminated in vibrant blue, casting a striking contrast against the dark night sky. Surrounding it are countless other skyscrapers, all aglow with lights, creating a vibrant cityscape that extends into the distance. In the background, the One World Trade Center is visible, also brightly lit and standing tall among the city’s skyline. The composition captures the essence of New York City’s iconic architecture and its bustling, lively atmosphere. The lighting emphasizes the vertical lines of the buildings, highlighting their grandeur. The overall mood of the image is dynamic and electric, reflecting the city’s reputation as the city that never sleeps.
11:30 PM

11:30 p.m.

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Empire state of mind.
The image shows the White House, an iconic landmark in Washington, D.C., illuminated at night with vibrant shades of purple and blue lighting. The building's classical architecture is prominently displayed, featuring its famous columns and symmetrical windows. In the foreground, a fountain is visible, adding a dynamic element to the scene with its water spray highlighted by spotlights. The sky above is dark, contrasting with the bright colors projected onto the building's facade. The American flag is flying atop the White House, adding a patriotic element to the scene. The overall atmosphere is majestic and ceremonial, likely marking a special occasion or event. The illumination of the White House in such colors often signifies awareness or celebration of a significant cause or event. The image was shared on Twitter by the account @POTUS, suggesting official communication from the President of the United States. - Title: "Image tweeted by @POTUS" - Channel / profile: "@POTUS" - Site / app: "Twitter"
11:30 PM (b)

11:30 p.m. (b)

The blue house
The image is an illustration with an ancient Egyptian style, depicting a large, imposing cat adorned with intricate jewelry and regal attire, suggestive of a deity or figure of power. This character is identified in the subtitles as "Shen-Akh-Akumon," described as an "evil cat" that commanded others to build pyramids and monuments. The artwork features rich greens and golds, typical of Egyptian art, with hieroglyphics framing the scene, adding authenticity and depth. The background is a textured, ancient-looking parchment, enhancing the historical feel. Two smaller cats flank the larger figure, possibly indicating followers or subjects. The overall mood is mysterious, with a focus on mythology and ancient power. The lighting is even, highlighting the detailed patterns on the cat's attire and the hieroglyphics. - Captions / subtitles: "An evil cat named Shen-Akh-Akumon made them build pyramids, monuments."
12:00 AM

Thursday, October 12th.

12:00 a.m.

Katy Perry - Dark Horse ft. Juicy J

https://youtu.be/0KSOMA3QBU0?t=74

[Intro: Juicy J]

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[Verse 1: Katy Perry]

I knew you were, you were gonna come to me

And here you are, but you better choose carefully

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Inspired by real events, edited for story. Inspired by real events, edited for story. A true story.