5:30 p.m. (j)

They're the most respected newspaper in the world

If the White House or King Charles or anyone else, if they called me on my cell, and they're like, Lehan, you should resign as president

I'll hang up on them

After telling them to go ████ themselves

Or wake up sleepy head, to Joe

Or I dunno

"Ivanka don't give my number to your dad"

But if NY Times

If Sulzberger, or this BBC chairman Sharp guy who resigned

But definitely Sulzberger, whom Adam Grant interviewed

If they asked me to resign

I'd step down