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But when Taylor Swift said she's voting for Kamala

I was like

Sure

I think my mom, was voting for Sajith, Ranil and ██████████ Dilith

So I was also going to

When I looked for Dilith's symbol on the list

I saw "Commie Party of SL"

I suddenly didn't want to vote for Anura too

Blaming communism for all our problems

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And then I found Sarath Fonseka

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I think only because of Sheryl Sandberg, I flipped, with Taylor Swift, to Kamala Harris, and for her policies, which Larry Summers approved

But you are way cooler

And I need to always be entertained and enjoy what I do

So you should be the US president