What Patrick Bateman DID, wasn't necessarily cool

But in a suit, wearing a raincoat, taking the time and effort, to look in the mirror to take care of his appearance

Screaming, try getting a reservation at Lehan's restaurant now.

You.

Gota

Go

Gama

And lighting up a cigar, making sure, the accidental spill doesn't get on his shoes

That is cool

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I have only ever smoked cause it looks cool

Which is why I never do

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I will only ever vote for Trump because he's a product

I honestly, only reason I'd vote for Kamala is because of Taylor Swift

And even then, I am unsure now

She's just boring

I want an entertainer to run the world