It would be very funny, if Ivanka got a copy of my diary

And Jared too

And they're like

It's their favorite "book": Lehan's diary

And

They like highlight the 1,000 mentions

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I dunno how I

I mean, I can autograph that for them, I guess

I dunno about the "Snippy Tim" jokes

Those

I gotta find HBO's Sopranos advertisers...

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Some of

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I have nothing to say

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Some

I like Family Guy cause it's black humor

Which makes me laugh

I can't watch comedy, unless it's like super dark

I only ever laugh at American Psycho tier jokes

And I have been keeping myself restrained recently