HUMOR:

You could be advisor to GameFreak

And respond with concern

That's understandable

Some have described Pokemon GO as a national security concern

Some advised that US government officials avoid using Pokemon GO

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That raised concerns

My biggest concerns were how they made it difficult to catch certain Pokemon like the evasive Latios and Latias

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Let's be candid

Just come here

This is a much better opportunity

My crystal ball says

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What are you doing there?

We have sushi, too

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You can maintain your current weight.

And not rely on Ozempic

Yes, it's true

I did mention to Kumar that offering discounts might help Ministry of Crab

And a 100% discount for Mahela

Please don't be offended by my frank proposals

Think of it as cooperative deal-making

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You can have all the sushi or sashimi you like

Okay?

If you speak to Maruha Nichiro Corporation and Nippon Suisan Kaisha Ltd., ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████ which might be a better option than US Steel.

Think about the opportunity

What is more fun?

Are people from Japan really more fun than me?

This is the right place for you to make something cool happen