My Sister Is a U.S. Army Captain... and I'm Not Subtle About Being Proud

juin 14, 2025

The image displays a news website interface, specifically from Fox News, featuring a breaking news segment. The top portion of the image includes a red banner labeled "BREAKING NEWS" with a timestamp indicating "6:07 PM ET." Below this banner, there is a video frame showing a group of individuals standing together, presumably at a military parade event. In the foreground, the text reads "PRESIDENT TRUMP IN REVIEW STAND FOR PARADE VIEWING," indicating that the scene is related to a military parade. The bottom of the video frame features a logo for Fox News, identifiable by its blue and white color scheme, along with the text "ARMY 250 PARADE." The individuals visible in the image include a man in a dark suit with a tie, standing next to a woman in a white double-breasted blazer. The woman has long, straight hair and appears to be looking forward. To the right of the woman, another individual is seen wearing a black dress and holding a sign or card. The expressions of the individuals are neutral, and they appear to be focused on the event. In the background, there are several other people, some of whom are partially obscured. The setting appears to be an outdoor venue, likely in a city, given the formal nature of the event and the presence of a crowd. The overall atmosphere suggests a significant public occasion, possibly celebrating the Army's 250th birthday, as indicated by the headline on the website. The image also includes a navigation bar at the top with options like "File," "Edit," "View," "History," "Bookmarks," "Profiles," and "Tab," indicating that this is a web browser interface. The bottom section of the image shows additional content, including "LIVE UPDATES," but specific details are not visible in this cropped view. Overall, the image captures a moment from a formal event, with a focus on notable figures and the context of a military celebration.
3:45 AM

Hashani, my big sis, is a Captain in the US Army

And i'm proud of her

I also want to join, but I am too underweight

JOKE:

So my game plan is █████████████████then ask Trump to put me in Delta Force ███████████████████████████████████████████████████

***
The image features a playful graphic titled "KISS, MARRY, KILL" with the subtitle "Pastries Edition." The text is prominently displayed at the top of the image in a bold, red font. Below the title, three pastries are arranged in a triangular formation against a light blue background. 1. **Donut**: - Positioned on the left side of the image. - It is a round donut with a pink icing glaze. - The donut is adorned with colorful sprinkles, primarily in shades of blue, yellow, and red. - An arrow points to the donut with the label "donut" written in a playful font. 2. **Croissant**: - Located on the right side of the image. - The croissant is golden-brown with a flaky texture, showcasing its layered appearance. - An arrow points to the croissant with the label "croissant" in a similar playful font. 3. **Churro**: - Positioned at the bottom center of the image. - The churros are arranged in a pile, with a light brown color and a ridged surface. - They are placed on a white plate that has a slight curve, and there is a drizzle of chocolate sauce on the plate. - An arrow points to the churros with the label "churro" in the same playful font. In the lower section of the image, there is a comment from a user named Lehan Edirisinghe. The comment reads: "Kiss Donut, Marry CROISSANT, duh, and KILL Churro." This comment is displayed in a standard font and is located beneath the main graphic. The overall design is colorful and engaging, aimed at inviting interaction regarding preferences for the three pastries. The background is a solid light blue, which contrasts well with the vibrant colors of the pastries. There are no visible people, clothing, or additional environmental context in the image. The focus remains solely on the pastries and the text associated with them.
4:45 AM

😘🥐
Inspired by real events, edited for story. Inspired by real events, edited for story. A true story.