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10:45 PM (b) තුළ January 5

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Sun 5 Jan

8:30 a.m. Su

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9:00 a.m.

I think that Catholics are nothing but the same as Muslims. I only recently understood this. They're the same.

10:15 a.m.

I love these French Cooking Academy videos on YouTube. I love good food. Omg, this dude's French mayonnaise looks pretty good. I need to put in a bit more dijon mustard so it emulsifies. I love fried potato wedges, cheese and mayonnaise.

12:45 p.m.

I'm watching Oliver Stone's Untold US History. It's interesting. The British were very evil and wicked. I hate the British, I demonize them. I love America.

3:15 p.m.

4:00 p.m.

7:30 p.m.

This homemade mayonnaise we made is disgusting. Somehow, the cancer fighting polyphenols in the extra virgin olive oil got agitated because we used a blender and became bitter and over powering. I can't eat this. We did a good job. A lot of recipes on YouTube didn't warn against extra virgin olive oil.

I need to tell Stephen Labrooy about Oliver Stone's Untold History of the United States. He'll like this. I need to watch Apocalypse Now with him. He's a very cool guy. He told me he'd give me a thundering slap and he wouldn't miss, when I asked him if I can call him Stephen Seeya or Grandpa because he's 83 and I'm 26.

7:45 p.m.

Hehe I think the only grandpa I'd want is Herbert Walker Bush, or I don't know, I don't know. I really like Stephen, in the entire Sri Lanka, he's one of the few people I look forward to hanging out with. I think I'm old fashioned. I think I wouldn't mind a grandpa like Dave ████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

Whatever. I guess, maternal U W Sumathipala or paternal Edirisinghe Wimaladasa were good grandparents dead. I never had a grandpa! I think because all my Freemason friends are so old compared to me, they can all collectively be my grandpa, especially, Stephen.

8:00 p.m.

Stephen is the President of the Dutch Burger Union. I like the DBU, I've never been there, but I like those nice somewhat white, fair* burger girls. I like the DBU egg and bacon pastries even though they need to put a slice of cheese and mayo in there. All my friends perform well and succeed in life vastly disproportionately.

Once when I was having dinner, and I like to hurt people and can't help myself, obviously, I pinched Stephen in the stomach from behind sharply, and got away with it. I bully people. I can't help myself. I will not test my friends. I will be nice, and a good person.

10:45 p.m.

I visited Koshi's Butlers restaurant with Milan. Thilanga uncle, Simi nandi, Ramani Loku Ammi, Rohan mami and Sandalal uncle were there. I tediously edited my comments to enhance readability. 🤓