"No Chance" by Belinda Carlisle from Hercules
Sung by Honourable Thilanga Sumathipala
AND/ OR
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ONCE UPON A TIME, Lehan Edirisinghe ambushed his mother's brother Thilanga Sumathipala in his house.
His uncle firmly denies any involvement with█████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
Lehan asked, "Thilanga mami (uncle), can I please do the cyber security for your betting business?"
Thilanga replied: "No chance!"
Very quickly, Lehan told his cult following, (as Cyberspace Command (Private) Limited might be a real registered company but operates more like a personality cult), about his plans to remove Thilanga Sumathipala from his family.
When he explained it was because he said, "No chance!", a little bit of magic happened.
███████ told Lehan over a recorded WhatsApp call that:
"Lehan, next time he says, "No chance", you tell him..... "
[Soundtrack to Disney's "Hercules"]
If there's a prize for rotten judgement
I guess I've already won that
No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that!
Who'd ya think you're kiddin'
He's the earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden
Honey, we can see right through you
Girl, ya can't conceal it
We know how ya feel and
Who you're thinking of
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
You swoon, you sigh
Why deny it, uh-oh
It's too cliche
I won't say I'm in love
I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out
My head is screaming get a grip, girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out
You keep on denying
Who you are and how you're feeling
Baby, we're not buying
Hon, we saw ya hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When ya gonna own up
That ya got, got, got it bad
No chance, no way
I won't say it, no, no
Give up, give in
Check the grin you're in love
This scene won't play
I won't say I'm in love
You're doin' flips read our lips
You're in love
You're way off base
I won't say it
Get off my case
I won't say it
Girl, don't be proud
It's O.K. you're in love
Oh, at least out loud
I won't say I'm in love
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