"Hello Quentin? Hello? Yes, hi, listen, uhh, I have a great screenplay. Yes, uh huh, yeah, yeah, yeah -- it's gonna be big. Can you get Brad Pitt to play Lehan? No?! Oh.. Okay.. How about George Clooney?! Oh not him too? What about Leonardo DiCaprio? What?! Damn.. Umm.. How about Joseph Gordon-Levitt, he looks just like me! What, no? Oh then █████████"
* Slams the phone *
