Kadupul Bloom, Duck Craving
February 5, 2022 Lehan Edirisinghe
Noted a rare Kadupul cactus in the garden, once offered at a Buddha statue. Remembered Bingo eating a baby cactus, then watched smoked duck and Boba Fett
The Kadupul Flower Blooming in the Home Garden
3:30 p.m.
This is our Kadupul Flower. It is a type of cactus. It is also known as the Queen of the Night. You see it in Crazy Rich Asians. It's indigenous to Sri Lanka. We're very lucky it is in our home garden. It blooms just once a year. A beautiful flower blossom. My mum and me offered it to Buddha statue once.
Breaking and Cleaning the Mosquito Net
3:45 p.m.
I accidentally broke the mosquito net. I tugged it or the fan hit it by mistake.
Anyway, Manju is now cleaning it. She says you can wash it, but I don't know. Maybe with a sponge they will soap and dry it. Lee Kuan Yew wrote Chairman Mao Zedong had this Rolls Royce, and when they got the carpet dirty, after visiting a factory, Mao said they had a special shampoo to clean it properly.. I am a bit scared of mosquitoes for now.
They can hoist it up by a small hook soon.
It may have been Deng or another Chinese head of state, I am not sure.
I can call SLT Mobitel, ask for an unlimited data package now.
Remembering When Bingo Ate the Pet Cactus
4:00 p.m.
I once went to the plant festival, i like plants, I had a snake plant in my university flat room, which Pauline Weiss killed, and when I was very small during the plant exhibition, I looked around, and I saw all the plants, and I decided, I'd adopt a baby pet cactus!
It was a small cactus in a pot.
I didn't want to keep it in my room as there's not much sunlight, and stuff, so, I kept it outside to sunbathe, near our house giant marble pillar columns.
Lo and behold, when I came home from school (office), I was so sad to see it had been eaten.
My golden retriever, Bingo, he had eaten it.
I was so sad.
Loving Facebook and Wanting to Recruit Through It
6:30 p.m.
I love Facebook. I am anybody, I am someone, somebody, I am nobody, I am no-one, I am everyone, I am everything, because of Facebook.
I will work to offer our jobs on FB somehow, I will speak to the Facebook people, they will be welcome in Sri Lanka even more than they are in America.
A Foreign Diplomat Job That Would Not Load
6:45 p.m.
Foreign diplomat job doesn't load, it is not possible to boost it and it doesn't show up on our cybspc page. We want foreign diplomats to send to US.
Mosquito Nets, Smoked Meat and Lost US Deals
7:00 p.m,
I am going to see what became of my mosquito net, we will hang it soon, I have to move the bed, and I think, I want to eat something from the fridge, I am going to write my script some more, soon.
I saw these guys! Very cool! Al should smoke brisket at our house one day, and does he smoke duck? Has he smoked salmon in his backyard barbeque?
Nathan help us talk to US tech firms!
The president, defense secretary and army commander are all happy to sign deals, but the US principals didn't want to be cool or send any letters to the customer, so the Russians and Chinese signed $500 million plus in deals and they disqualified the US vendors!
Taking a Script Break With The Longest Yard
7:30 p.m.
(b)
I'm exhausted, I take too much energy to write my script, I will take a break today, I will just watch Peter Segal's The Longest Yard.
He's one of my most favorite directors, equal in glory to greats like Stephen Spielberg, James Cameron or Quentin Tarantino.
50 First Dates, Anger Management, and my favorite: The Longest Yard, they may not have high ratings, or have Oscars, but they are prized, beloved, adored.
A Quarter Pounder Joke and a Video Reference
7:45 p.m.
This is the best one on ███████ -- maybe
What do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in the Middle East?
Nelly Joining the Team in The Longest Yard
8:00 p.m.
(b)
Nelly joins Adam Sandler's team after some guys cheat to win a basketball game; trashing him.
Nelly says he didn't have shoes growing up.
I am watching Like Mike next.
Quoting a Male Cheerleader Joke From The Longest Yard
8:00 p.m.
(c)
Male Cheerleaders, The Longest Yard
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Marriage Views, a Lecturer and Remembering “Reprising”
8:30 p.m.
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I taught ███████ ██████ about my views on the institution of marriage, she plagiarized me, thankfully without referencing myself, and then tries to seduce the international business lecturer Dr Christopher Land who is married; "she doesn't need to know".
Over here, Adam is requieming his role
I can't remember the word
He's umm
He's redoing his
He's just playing the role of plastic surgeon, like from that other movie with him in it
He's reprising* his role!
Preferring The Longest Yard to the 2005 Oscar Nominees
8:45 p.m.
(d)
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But anyway.
He's screwed.
I'm on the up and up.
This movie should've won the Oscar for 2005.
Oh, the 77th Academy Awards!
WINNER Million Dollar Baby – Clint Eastwood, Albert S. Ruddy and Tom Rosenberg, producersdouble-dagger
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The Aviator – Michael Mann and Graham King, producers
Finding Neverland – Richard N. Gladstein and Nellie Bellflower, producers
Ray – Taylor Hackford, Stuart Benjamin and Howard Baldwin, producers
Sideways – Michael London, producer
I prefer The Longest Yard.
By miles, by yards, by inches.
Hands down.
A touch down on the football/ rugby goal post, before those movies could even get up.
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Remembering Exceptional Smoked Brisket in Singapore
9:45 p.m.
I like his YouTube! Very cool! I hope one day I can earn the honor of friendship.
I remember, I was in Sunset Way, in Clementi, nearby Holland Village, nearby Singapore Institute of Management, in Singapore, I happened upon this BBQ joint--they gave me smoked beef brisket.
It was just the most delicious thing I ever ate.
I ate it so slowly.
It looked small. Just 3 x small slices of beef. Or it was 5 x slices. It was so long, although, somewhat thin.
I ate it slowly, because it tasted so good, like chocolate, caramelized meat.
Only thing better is Bacon Bakkwa by Bee Chiang Heng, I guess.
I got so full after 2 x strips, I couldn't eat any more.
After you go brisket, you never go back.
A Fictional Mission Control Conversation About Major Jon and Lehan
9:45 p.m.
(b)
MISSION CONTROL: Hello, Major Jon?
MAJOR JON: Hi! You remembered me!?
MC: Yesterday, you foolishly encouraged it, with Liking his old jokes about me, and now--
JON: He won't shut the f-ck up! I know, I know, he even jokes about "trapping" me in his f-cking dungeon, in some kind of kitchen--
MC: Hehehe that was funny..
JON: Did you see that?
MC: Major Jon, EVERYONE saw that.
JON: Saw his lame, pathetic dad joke?
MC: "If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the kitchen".
JON: "A tear. No. Tears built up".
MC: "Are you finally going to let me out?"
JON: Amanda was scared, this psycho had written, "oh they didn't know what he looked like, nobody knows what he looked like, so they couldn't find him".
MC: I strongly, in the strongest possible terms, on behalf of the state department, I advise you NOT to go there.
JON: Careful, don't say State Department, Jeez, every f-cking day, "state department, state department, state department", "you people gave $100m, no, $500m bucks to China, cause of you people, Russia won, China must've paid the State Department $100m to do it!"
MC: A textbook, psychopath.
JON: "RUDOPLH THE RED NOSED REINDEER"
"HAD A VERY SHINY NOSE"
"AND IF YOU EVER SAW HER-- "
MC: Knock it off, Al Wasserberger might hear you.
JON: Huh?
MC: I think your circuit's dead.
JON: Can you hear me, Craig?
Tell, Amanda, I...
MC: I can hear you now.
JON: Oh, really? Cool...
MC: So, does Lehan know your age?
JON: Nah, I don't think so, he must think we're in our 30s or 40s or something
MC: I saw he is 27.
JON: Yeah, he's on the clock for Forbes 30 under 30.
MC: He's racing the clock for 20 to life
JON: He has some life expectancy problem, he thinks 40 years tops or something
MC: What really? How long do snakes live?
JON: 20 to 30 years.
MC: That's just about right. The anaconda, which he says is a Sinhala word, it lives up to just 10 years.
JON: Inland taipan is 10 to 15, Lehan's more venomous.
MC: Serpent in the bible.
Comparing a Speech to Any Given Sunday’s “Inches”
10:30 p.m.
This speech, was less dramatic, but just as good, if not better, than Al's "inches" in Any Given Sunday
Comparing a Speech to Braveheart’s “Freedom”
10:30 p.m.
(b)
This speech, was less moving, but just as good, if not better, than Mel's "freedom" in Braveheart
Calling the Movie Cooler Than Ocean’s Eleven
10:30 p.m.
(c)
This is much cooler than Ocean's 11. This is just such a good movie.
Hehhehe
Calling the Movie More Moving Than Moonlight
10:30 p.m.
(d)
This is more moving than Moonlight. This is more moving than Shawshank Redemption. This movie is one of the best movies ever made.
A Surprise and an Online Joke
10:45 p.m.
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A New Movie Joke and Leftover Brisket
10:45 p.m.
(b)
Hehe I haven't heard this one before, despite seeing this movie, I own a DVD of this and Like Mike and 1000s of movies, this is new:
"Once you go gray, there's no other way!"
Hehehehe
I think, I like to order a full meal, so I got the blue cheese dip and they gave me some thing, some mac and cheese, after I ate 3 x strips of brisket, I couldn't eat any more, so, it went to waste, or I took takeaway and then ate it later.
Being Underweight and Moved by a Betrayal Scene
11:00 p.m.
I am very skinny, it's an optical illusion sometimes, I am tall, but I am very peaky, I am 42 kilograms.
I have to eat very fast, within 5 - 10 minutes to finish my food on the plate.
I saw this scene, very sad betrayal, this is very sad. This movie deserves an Oscar. It's just such a good movie, it is a hidden, underappreciated gem in the ore.
Spotting a John Travolta Taunt in Pulp Fiction
11:15 p.m.
I think Quentin put in the scene where John Travolta taunts Bruce Willis here
Omicron Risk, Blood Tests and “I Don’t Know How to Love Him”
11:30 p.m.
My mum and me, don't have the 3rd jab, so we are exposed to Omicron which is mild and not so bad, and I have low white blood cells due to Mirtazapine. When I did blood tests, my CPK is also elevated very highly.
Quite the predicament.
Yvonne Elliman - I Don't Know How To Love Him (Jesus Christ Superstar 1973):
I don't know how to love him
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In very many ways
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A Massage Scene and “Everything’s Alright”
11:45 p.m.
(c)
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Discussing a Claim About a Murder and Planned Confession
Sunday 6th, February.
12:45 a.m.
█████████ wants to pin murders on Thilanga, but when Dhammika agrees with Malik to confess Anuruddha asked him to shoot Malik and Gamini ---
He is suddenly murdered.
Downloading the Original The Longest Yard
1:00 a.m.
(b)
I am downloading The Longest Yard 1974
But this guy, the lead in the original, he reprises* his role in the remake The Longest Yard
The Book of Boba Fett, Possible Covid and Cheddar
1:45 a.m.
Comment Number 77.
2 x Lucky Numbers.
I'm watching The Book of Boba Fett that I love.
I think I might've caught Covid-19 as Milan is unhygienically sneezing everywhere.
I had 35% of a Cheddar Cheese block.
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