12:15 p.m.
(b)
This is just a joke about how NY Times spoils Bruno by revealing key plot concluding points.
PEPA
He said, Ashley Spencer, she will fall on her a$$, and sprains her wrists. (Sprain her wrists!)
In saying so, it sealed her fate,
She came tumbling down her staircase (Down her staircase!)
She never wrote again! (Never wrote again!)