Resetting My Top Ten Movies

Lehan Edirisinghe

A top-ten favorites list was updated, led by American Psycho and The Hateful Eight, with classics like Godfather and Jurassic Park. A few older picks were cut

Ranking Ten Favourite Movies Led by American Psycho

8:30 p.m.

(c)

My favourite movies are now:

1. American Psycho

2. Hateful Eight

3. Scarface

4. The Longest Yard (Sandler)

5. Godfather

6. Like Mike

7. Pulp Fiction

8. Terminator 2

9. Eyes Wide Shut

10. Jurassic Park

I have removed Don Juan DeMarco, Apocalypse Now, etc.

Story

Anger Over a Haircut and Watching Episode Five

Saturday, May 21st.

12:00 a.m.

I'm watching this

I had a haircut today

Or yesterday

In the afternoon

Nice haircut though

Chagall Salon

3,000 bucks

F*** I need to watch this opening again

Episode 5 is looking good

I can see episode 6 of this next

Story

Gasping in Surprise

12:45 a.m.

Gasp

Story

Jelly, Ice Cream, Condensed Milk and Blackcurrant Flavour

1:00 a.m.

I love my jelly and ice cream and some condensed milk on top.

One day I'll make umm

Cornish custard or something

I like the black currant flavour

Grape flavour

Whatever

Gotta watch this s***

Story

Loving Americans, British and French People and Dapper Fashion

2:00 a.m.

I generally, genuinely like British people and also the French

But mostly.

Americans

I love this

I love fashion

Very well dressed

Dapper motherfucker

Story

Celebrating Tommy’s Survival and Calling Alfie Television’s Coolest Character

2:15 a.m.

I f***ing love Alfie

I'm happy Tommy lives!

Haha

The coolest character in TV

Better than Soprano or Bryan Cranston or whoever the f*** else

Story

Insisting My Jokes Are Funny

2:30 a.m.

(b)

I'm not sick!

My jokes are very funny.

Everyone likes my humor.

Story

Watching the Clock Tick

3:30 a.m.

(b)

Hmm

Whatever

Tick tock

Tick tock

I always check the time!!