8:00 p.m.
INT --- JONATHAN'S ROOM -- (DAY BREAK)
JONATHAN HIRSHON
I am shocked.
This f***er, after reading my whole
The Food Dictator cooking blog
He decides to go with this
Disaster menu!
AMANDA
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JONATHAN
He's only joking
AMANDA
Listen to yourself.
Can you just listen to yourself?
JONATHAN
He's not really Satan
AMANDA
"I'm the Beast, and YOU, are the Dragon."
JONATHAN
He's kidding.
AMANDA
Iran, Russia, and China...
JONATHAN
I'm sure he's overreacting
AMANDA
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JONATHAN
I never told him that
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Like 1,000s of years ago
AMANDA
Call him now!!
* RING, RING, RING *
LEHAN
Hello
I was expecting a surprise inspection
PR GUY
I don't like your menu
LEHAN
But I removed Ben and Jerry's like you to told me to boss