Dapper George Clooney

Lehan Edirisinghe

A quick George Clooney search highlighted his polished, suit-and-tie presence. The moment landed as simple admiration: dapper George

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Planning Women’s Equality Funding, National Service and an Arms Industry

11:45 a.m. (e)

Hello : )

You can run our defense ministry or Women's Ministry ($480m) which gets more direct funding than our Defense Ministry ($360m):

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So women will be super tough

JFK: women will be who she was born to be: free and independent.

We put 4% in, every year, because we are betting on equality, that women being equal treatment, will double our economy.

Similarly: We put $480m to Home / Policing. This is to cut crime rates down to 0. This improves quality of life.

This is the only real way, or else we won't be able to afford those purchases or even get the clearance to buy.

Over time, these are the important purchases we will make.

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I think that in Singapore, around 10 to 15 people, are worth billions.

In US, yes, but not armed. No GTA V situation.

I don't know.

You also can't compete with German engineering.

We have in first year. Around $1.2b in our treasury as reserves. In 5 years. This is close to $6b. ██████████████████████████████████████ Which is very cool.

Nobody will try invading us again.

The people here were against it. They protested. Citing Buddhism.

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Rejecting Nonalignment for a US Alliance While Waiting for Data

12:15 p.m.

Oh cool! : )

I also have a big nose Sagara.

I have to meet her one day too! As we will be shifting to a Major Non Nato Strategic Military Ally to buddy up with America. We won't be a non aligned country. How's it working out for us so far? How's non aligned status? It's a lie, a farce, a disaster. We want to cooperate with our friends like the US, so we have sustainable partnerships.

I'm waiting for my data and a new ssd and my laptop back, so I can get my strategy done and sent out to our team for review.

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Inviting a Family Into the Foreign Service

12:15 p.m. (b)

Hello! I think you and your family can easily join our foreign service! : )

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Inviting Ajit Into Finance and Questioning Odel’s Sale

12:30 p.m.

Hi Ajit!

I guess, you could help our Finance Ministry as a minister. Or even go for our SWF, although, it's a big area now. We see SWF as our central linchpin foundationally underpinning our priority 1 housing, p2 education, p3 insurance, p4 health and p5 trade / market competition capitalization strategy.

Only reason we pick Robinson for BOSL is because people in big banks see that, feel safe banking with us. Going for familiar Buffet or Dalio with SWF makes the big private equity and hedge funds feel very comfortable.

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How did you guys lose Odel?

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I have to check data simulations on accurate data sets before we all approve our tax rates

But I am keen on a low, highly competitive rate. I guess, around weighted 2 to 4 percent threshold effective rates out of 7, at full tax compliance at full tax base, with high tax morale (as we show account), as that's constructive.

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Questioning Odel’s Majority Sale Despite Strong Revenue

1:15 p.m. (b)

It makes no sense, if even in 2014, that Odel having a sales revenue of Rs 4.6b or / 200 = $23m, that they sell the majority

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Trapping a Fat Mosquito Inside My Net

3:15 p.m.

I trapped this fat mosquito in my mosquito net. Now I'm going to xyz it soon.

: )

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Ranking Tarantino Films and Offering $200 Million for a Sri Lankan Finale

9:15 p.m. (b)

I gotta get my dinner.

I like Once Upon A Time In Hollywood the most by Quentin now,

I guess for me

1. Pulp Fiction

2. Once

3. Django

4. Reservoir

5. Hateful

6. Kill Bill 1

7. Kill Bill 2

8. Jackie Brown

9. Death Proof

...

10th movie should be in Sri Lanka

We can put up like $360m to Tourism Ministry, we can give him like $200m for filming his last movie. Because he did a good job capturing the beauty of wherever the f*** that ice place in Hateful Eight was on 65mm or something Panavision. He can do it here.

We have a reserve of $2.4b, plus the big bank and the SWF for people to invest. ██████████████████████████████████████████████████████████

I think that's a good investment, because you can tie in distributors to get the whole return. We will also outperform George Clooney's and Julia Roberts' Ticket to Paradise, as a lasting advertisement for Sri Lanka. Chandran Rutnam is available as 1st Tourism Minister for Quentin Tarantino.

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I guess, my new LKX airport, we will pump $100m per year, or about 1% of our budget. Sri Lanka Airways gets $60m or 0.5%.

I don't know what's happening here.

Must be a disaster.

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Hmm

Jonathan Hirshon's alright

I'm just depressed, that guy's proven he's pretty loyal, open and cool.

He's invested heavily.

I guess, we should just get even some verbal or written commitment of actual interest to warrant some attention or to help Jonathan Hirshon out with stuff.

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I don't think anyone else would be allowed to get away with 1 percent of what I do

Which is kind of why i push it

And push it i do

Like too much

But I'm not a bully

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CIS Cricket Memories, Sri Lankan Players and Invented Swear Words

11:45 p.m.

I remember in my high school Colombo International School, I used to go for Cricket as an extra curricular activity.

I did a good forward defence with my Kookabura bat : )

I wasn't that great though

Not like Thilanga or Upali

: )

We always have space in our cabinet for Sanath Master Blaster Jayasuriya

(Strictly non joke, that's in reference to his Cricket batting ability where he often blasted balls out of the match field for 6 runs)

Mahela, Muttiah, Kumar, Aravinda, Lasith, Chaminda who visited once

All welcome

In one cricket club day, I jokingly said one of my friends was a Machamp as it's a Pokémon name

I remember Mikey De Alwis, my President's Office 1st secretary, he and Mommo Maniku and a few people

We all made up these fake bad words

Jingofina

Things like that

They mean nothing

But we acted as though, they were super bad words lololol

Cool kids

I think that Machamp boy complained

The CIS cricket club teacher or instructor later came up to me and asked me what Machamp means...

I told him I don't know..

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