කතාව වාර්තා කරන්න

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12:45 p.m.

I've thought about it for quite some time. While I think personally my Jewish friends in California are much cooler than my friends in Israel. Because I take it, they must live in a constant state of fear neurosis over Palestinians murdering innocent Jews. I similarly feel my Asian friends in Singapore are much cooler than any of my friends in even Taiwan or Hong Kong or Macau, and mainland China. Because they speak English and had the good luck of having a very cool leader like Lee Kuan Yew. A real rarity. A real outlier who in the statistics of history skews everything on general trends. I think because he was nearly killed by the WW2 era Imperial Japanese. So he lived every day like it's his last. He was a traumatized person. So he was very honest. This man has met Mao and everyone else, who had a Rolls Royce with special shampoo for the carpets he has muddied on a factory visit (ref: Deng or another Chinese leader). Even Chandrasiri Mayakaduwa, he has a nice BMW. Great carpets. We went to beach, got wet, muddied it up. Although, I demanded to keep my slippers in the boot. Problem for Chandrasiri is he is satisfied. He's not thinking like me to ruthlessly grab 80 to 90% of the market for seafood. Make sure we gain a percentage of global sales. They're not very industrious, or as industrious and ambitious as myself.

China is often grouped up by New York Times, British Broadcasting Corporation and many Western and internet news companies: with Russia and Iran. I think it's an unfair characterization. Clearly, Iran is Imperial Mahayana Buddhist Japan in WW2. Russia is now, like the way they themselves got attacked by Germany, they are the modern Nazi Germany. I think China, is really, acting more industriously. Xi Jinping is a good man. I prefer the man (previous Chinese president) he humiliated and forced to leave because I believe in globalization fervently. I like David Ricardo theory on competitive, comparative advantage. Sexy sounding name as my Singapore Uni of Social Sciences econ professor quipped. I don't believe it's fair to say Xi represents 1.3 billion people perfectly. That is a democracy, although they prefer to have a more stable release, based on business as a core foundation. I see a lot of unfair bullying of China. It's like this, yes, first off, they helped us, second they built the Port, because we asked for that. Third, sadly they paid bribes ("gifts") because that's the way it works here. Only I had the nerve to say no. I think I must be famous, as my name's interpretation in Arabic goes, for saying no, for refusing. That's why I'm despised so much. Sandalal, who is Thilanga's best friend told me over a recorded call, bla bla, "you have the audacity to call me? After writing a letter like that (Potential Conflict of Interest) to his ("my") general manager. Forget about it! I won't let you get through the front door of People's Bank." (As he's scared, any deal he makes with us makes him look guilty).

These are just "third world thugs". People have spotted them, have no respect for them, and are all too eager to get me in public office now. I'm surprised by my popularity. Everyone. All ages. All professions. All educated, experienced and very cool people. They all want me getting in somehow. Even Thilanga hated Upali because Upali has recorded a phone call on Mark Mascarenas complaining about having to pay 50% up-front to Thilanga for television rights for WorldTel. But also then being asked for the other 50%.

So cheap. I'm ashamed of these people. I'm still only putting Thilanga as 1st speaker because he's my uncle and won't shut up or stop making "I'm going to murder you" faces. Ever since I only visited Upali in hospital, to try to help. He's acted like a violent loser and a real coward to try murder me (or was just pretended to want to!). Hang me. Lie I've "killed himself in a suicide". What a f***ing loser. I'm telling Upali to publish the full recording when I'm head of state. Udesh and Chandrika will be 2nd and 3rd speaker. To watch that guy, and my back more importantly, because I doubt he can do it. Mahinda Yapa Abeywardena and anyone else can do it. I prefer Chamath. But see, we're not crooks besides this obviously disturbed guy. So we won't steal. The ministers have more power. I only do transparency, leadership and accountability or inclusivity as head of state. I need Chamath Palihapitiya running Finance Ministry because this is the most important ministry for us given this disaster society arising out of many decades of losses.

When doing FCPA, we will be mindful, and honest, and say, look here Judge, I know they broke the law. But China is a friend of our people. They were always here for us, for many centuries. China won the war for us. This country belongs to them along the political rhetoric drummed out by Rajapaksa. And myself, because we built the ███████████████ at Edna Engineering to win the war. Dhammika and Sumal bought stuff, marked it up by multiplication digits, and sold to the taxpayer. Dhammika guns. Sumal helicopters. Pium Pieris' husband bought armored personnel carriers. Sumal got not bullet proof armored vests. We supplied Edna Chocolates to every soldier.

When we do deal with China, I will always say, that the materials, construction, operational port, we can cooperate, even if the total debts and loss-making business is cancelled. They will also most likely stop the steroids of bribery or unfeasible political patron public officials and projects that don't have a return.

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කැලිෆෝර්ණියා, එක්සත් ජනපදය එක්සත් ජනපදයේ කැලිෆෝර්ණියාහි ලියන ලද, පළ කළ සහ නිර්මාණය කළ