Barbie White House, Cats
September 10, 2023 Lehan Edirisinghe
Barbie clips sparked jokes about looks and “Thug Barbie,” then the day drifted into Converse love and wanting a cuddly cat
Taxing State Assets and Covering Private Citizens
5:30 a.m. (d)
My gov't can cover you and people, as we make 35% with taxes on operating profits. Because the beauty in state assets is we own them, so we can tax them 35 percent. We also put in 25% stake into government assets. So, we'll cover or secure the private citizens, then MNCs, and this improves investor confidence. We are paying for any failures as the gov't in speculation or speculative accuracy. It looks like a good deal to me. Yes, we can help you pay 7% as MNCs. It's a very good system.
Shaving My Legs for the Beach
5:45 a.m. (e)
I also shaved my legs lol once to go to the beach
I am so grateful to know I'm not weird or alone in doing so
It is all about how you look
A Dream and Worry About Wills, Parliament and Cats
5:45 a.m. (f)
[Bridge]
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
She thinks I left them in the will
The family gathers 'round and reads it and then someone screams out
"She's laughing up at us from Hell"
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They must think I left them in the will
I Will for my parliament to be turned into a cat sanctuary
Ghost the Cat Shitting and Peeing Indoors
5:45 a.m. (g)
My sister's cat Ghost s*** on my floor, peed on my bed lol
A Verse Asking About Fate and Prayer
6:00 a.m.
[Verse 2]
Did some bird flap its wings ovеr in Asia?
Did some force take you bеcause I didn't pray?
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Childhood Toys and Checking Out Barbies
6:00 a.m. (c)
Hehehe
I had a Woody and Buzz Lightyear and Toy Soldiers, many Toy Soldiers and Zoid robots and whatever growing up
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Loving Barbie and Rating It Ken Out of Ten
6:00 a.m. (d)
This is just such a cool movie
I love Barbie
10/10
Ken / 10
Calling Myself a Hateful, Inaccessible Politician
6:00 a.m. (e)
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Selling Mug Shots for an Election Campaign
6:00 a.m. (g)
We're selling these mug shots to raise funds for your election campaign
Barbie’s Hurt Feelings and Princess Lexie
6:45 a.m. (b)
She's hurt Barbie's feelings. █████████████████████████████████████ Princess █████ XO.
Describing the Kind of People in My Life
6:45 a.m. (c)
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Quoting a Demand for Dictatorial Power in Sri Lanka
6:45 a.m. (d)
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David Hasselhoff, Haley and a Whale Stranding Joke
7:00 a.m.
David Hasselhoff, will find a whale on the beach, a real stranding lol
"Haley"
Jesus f***ing Christ
Considering Humvees and Suburbans for Security
7:00 a.m. (b)
We might buy the Humvees or these Suburbans for security. I think we should get both actually. They both look so cool.
Saying Women Lead the Cabinet
7:00 a.m. (c)
We have a LOT of women leaders in our cabinet. The most influential leaders are all women.
Defending Women’s Rights as Human Rights
7:00 a.m. (d)
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Trump, Jonathan, Glinda and Saying I Am Not Racist
7:00 a.m. (e)
trump : my son in law is jewish
lehan : my best friend jonathan is jewish, i picked glinda who is a jew to be my prime minister
you know why?
because i am not a racist
Secondhand Serenade’s “Fall for You”
9:15 a.m.
Secondhand Serenade - Fall For You
[Verse 1]
The best thing 'bout tonight's that we're not fighting
Could it be that we have been this way before?
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Wanting My Own Cat Everywhere With Me
3:30 p.m. (d)
I want my own cat, and I'll take him everywhere with me.
Wanting a Cat Mostly for Cuddles
11:00 p.m. (d)
On second thought.
I mostly want a cat to cuddle up with.