“Nobody’s Fool,” Taylor Swift and a Public-Figure Memory

1:30 p.m.

Either we sing the Legally Blonde anthem: Nobody's Fool by Avril Lavigne, which is best covered by Anastasia Marchenkova

G-wd I love the metallic, guitar strings on that

I love the rock and roll feel of that song

Or else

Regarding Trump

Karen McDougal's story of me too too

As Taylor Swift puts it:

That's a real f***ing legacy, legacy (It was maroon) And I wake with your memory over me. That's a real f***ing legacy to leave.