6:00 p.m.
Jonathan's Office:
Jonathan is speaking to his new clients, and has to share accounts of his most famous, successful and important client as a customer reference.
*Slurrp*
"G-d I love Coca Cola.
I love Lana Del Rey's song, Cola.
My p***y tastes like Pepsi Cola, my eye's wide, like cherry pie
I got's a taste for girls who are younger, it's always been--
So it's no surprise.
Lehan's in the sky with diamonds, and it's making me thirsty
All he wants to do is party with his--"
"Whoa whups. I got carried away there."
* Slurrp *
"Anyway, like I was saying
I was not going to get to be his publicist
Almost not
Almost
So I kept saying
Lehan.. I worked directly for Steve Jobs
The Apple Steve Jobs
The Steve
And then the dude didn't kick me out his office.. "
* Slurrp *
"I love my job, as Lehan's PR
It's all I ever wanted to do
It's my dream come true
He's just so cool
I love my coke cola"
* Slurrp *
***
Just then, two people came in:
One of them says, "Lehan says hello!"
* KAPOW *
Baddabing: Jonathan's Coca Cola is whacked all over nice, Silicon Valley fake Steve Jobs turtleneck jumper
Baddabang: Jonathan is breathing wildly in terror, drenched in his Coke Cola, when he manages to find some words...
"I am sorry.. I dunno what I did, but whatever my slight was this time, I am sorry, just tell him to send me my instructions "
The other one says, "Everyone's boss sends his regards" as they leave
"Just do your job. "
