4:45 p.m. (b)
Ivanka!
I'd have put a younger photo portrait of Elizabeth II
That Annie Leibovitz gave her a hard time over posing with the crown
I'd have insisted on a better photo photo
To quote Patrick Bateman to his secretary:
Come on Elizabeth, you're prettier than that
And did I tell you about how your dad was the big freemason boss?
Did you know those sexists are big on banning women from joining?
Did you know that?
But you -- like Henry VIII -- you can CHANGE things
You can - you know - you know how --
Do you -
Don't listen to the stupid UGLE---
Your cousin don't even attend those--
He has NO idea what he's talkin'--
Do you know what it would take for me to attend meetings again?
Especially those 1st degree meetings?
Uhh yeah sure, I don't mind that, I can -- I don't want to be GM--
But I can be GM if that's what you all need of me---
What it would really take for me to go back---
I got this idea from watching my favorite TV show---
It's a little bit of equality.
Not a lot
Just a little bit
I know you can do it
Have you seen--
Starship Troopers?
It's set in space, in the future--
Yes, colonizing the whole galaxy
And an empire the sun don't set on
And they're not small on equality.
Not a little
Just a bit big
It takes a big woman to do that
A big woman
Light
Light weighs the crown
