Taylor Swift Studies, Paris Hilton, and Almost Getting Hitler

Lehan Edirisinghe

I bounce between Taylor Swift worship and the fantasy of history turning out differently, and I leave those obsessions unresolved. I rank Madonna, Britney, Gaga, Lana, and the rest, name Taylor my hero, joke that Harvard should give me a PhD in Taylor Swift Studies, and then veer into gratitude that Hitler was almost stopped sooner. The day shows how my mind moves when pop devotion, grand seriousness, and ridiculous confidence all share the same room.

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The text on the page highlights the plot as a coup d'état and mentions the location as several places, including Wolf's Lair in East Prussia. The screenshot includes visible options for font size and color settings, indicating that it's taken from a web browser, specifically Wikipedia, with the standard font size and light color mode selected. The photo provides a historical glimpse into the aftermath of one of the most significant assassination attempts during World War II.

Almost Getting Hitler on 20 July

Almost got Hitler!

If they had got Hitler on 20 July:

It would have saved a lot of people's lives.

The image is a screenshot from YouTube Shorts, featuring a video from the channel @TaylorSwift. The setting is an indoor stage or rehearsal area, with a woman playing a piano covered in a textured, possibly furry material. The environment suggests a preparation for a large event or concert, with an empty stadium or large venue visible in the background.
The person is seated at the piano, focused on playing, with her back to the camera. She is wearing casual attire, including overalls and a sleeveless top, suggesting a relaxed rehearsal atmosphere. The lighting is natural and bright, highlighting the stage area and creating a professional yet casual ambiance.
Important on-screen text includes "A fortnight til Paris 💕 Brought to you by YouTube Shorts," indicating an upcoming event or theme related to Paris. The hashtag "#ForAFortnightChallenge" suggests a social media challenge or campaign. Additionally, the text mentions "🎵 Fortnight: Taylor Swift (ft. Post Malone)," possibly indicating a musical collaboration or theme associated with the video.
- Site / app: "YouTube"
- Channel / profile: "@TaylorSwift"
- Key OCR lines: "A fortnight til Paris 💕 Brought to you by YouTube Shorts", "#ForAFortnightChallenge", "🎵 Fortnight: Taylor Swift (ft. Post Malone)"

Ranking Twelve All-Time Great Women Pop Stars

I think she's just one of the greatest of all time

1. Madonna

2. Taylor

3. Britney

4. Blondie

5. Gaga

6. Avril

7. Katy

8. Cyndi

9. Miley

10. Lana

11. Amy

12. Paris

The image is a screenshot of a webpage from VoteLehan.com titled "19. Education." The page lists names alongside song titles and artists, giving a sense of a themed selection or playlist. Rebecca's entry highlights "Maneater" by Daryl Hall and John Oates and "Nothing In This World" by Paris Hilton, with a personal note regarding her experience as a school teacher in Florida. Other entries include Asita with "Where Is The Love?" by the Black Eyed Peas and Dhara with "Memory" by Barbra Streisand. The background is a typical browser interface, with visible tabs and a URL, indicating it's a computer screen capture. The webpage is plain, focusing on text in a simple, organized layout.

Ranking Taylor Swift First and Calling Her a Hero

My Top 12:

1. Taylor

2. Britney

3. Madonna

4. Blondie

5. Gaga

6. Avril

7. Lana

8. Paris

9. Katy

10. Cyndi

11. Miley

12. Amy

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Taylor Swift is my hero.

I would vote for her over Trump and Kamala.

Paris Hilton is featured prominently in this screenshot from a YouTube video, specifically titled "Paris Hilton - Nothing In This World (Official Music Video) | Paris Hilton." The image captures a close-up of her face, highlighting her expressive features and confident persona. Her blonde hair is styled in soft waves, adding a glamorous touch to her look. She appears to be interacting with someone off-screen, with a playful and engaging expression.
The background is blurred, focusing attention on Paris Hilton, who is wearing makeup that accentuates her eyes and lips. The lighting is warm, complementing the overall aesthetic of the music video. The video player interface is visible, showing the progress bar at 1:29 of the video, along with options such as like, share, and save.
On-screen text includes the video title and channel name, "Paris Hilton," confirming her central role in the content. The screenshot is taken from the YouTube platform, as indicated by the browser interface at the top.

Saying There Will Never Be Another Taylor Swift

And you just know, I'm serious.

Obviously.

She's

After Taylor Swift, there will never be another Taylor Swift

The screenshot is from a YouTube video titled "Bigger Than The Whole Sky" on Taylor Swift's official channel. The focus is on Taylor Swift's album "Midnights," featuring an image of Taylor Swift with a serious expression, holding a lighter with the flame visible. She has a glamorous look with bold eye makeup and neutral lips, suggesting an introspective or contemplative mood. The album cover on the left lists tracks from "Midnights," including songs like "Lavender Haze," "Maroon," and "Anti-Hero," as well as bonus tracks like "Bigger Than The Whole Sky." The YouTube interface shows the video duration and interaction buttons such as like, share, and save. The overall composition is balanced with the album cover text and Taylor Swift's image, capturing the theme and aesthetic of the album effectively.
- Title: "Bigger Than The Whole Sky"
- Channel / profile: "Taylor Swift"
- Site / app: "YouTube"

Asking Larry Summers for a Taylor Swift Studies PhD

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Larry Summers, give me the Harvard Uni PhD in Taylor Swift Studies

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