Rambo Docs, Tea Biryani

Lehan Edirisinghe

A brief page about Rambo Docs and Tea Biryani.

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SLFT Rights, Vedda Employees and Tourist Attractions

4:30 p.m.

Under SLFT, or Sri Lanka Family Tree, we kind of

Recognize people or citizens a certain way

Where they have a certain set of human rights

This includes financial recourse

So even Buddhist monks or the Vedda people

We would have to place them under our SLFT

Whereby they are given access to SLWF

This means, it's not technically possible for anyone to be "poor"

It's just a built in safeguard

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I am a secular person as well, so we don't accept their views

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I think we could pay Vedda to be "employees"

To show off their way of life, their nomad, survivalist off the grid way

And we can make them a tourist attraction

Which they want

As always, they have a Bank of SL account, which will add up

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Dividing Sri Lanka Into Zones Instead of Provinces

7:00 p.m.

See Ampara's a problematic region, which is falling into South Sri Lanka, and so, we will need to possible half or cut it in half. But I mean, if it is "East" it is "East", no need to do so. It's actually fine.

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Just keep it that way

Put it in East

I prefer the modern word, "Zone"

So, "North Zone", "South Zone", "East Zone", "West Zone", or "Central* Zone":

rather than "North Province"

The word province sounds very villager like, ████████████ and gaudy

The vernacular, has to be spectacular

Or it just isn't right

Zone sounds better than Province

Much more futuristic

Think Star Wars, they will have a North Zone, not a province, yuck

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Apparently, it's supposed to be Central Zone as it is a region or area

Whatever, if it is right or better, do it that way

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Looks like there isn't nothing we haven't changed about SL

Even the map we have changed

Podi Hamaduru, Gangaramaya and English Keywords

10:45 p.m.

Podi Hamaduru

Over at Gangaramaya Temple

Dude, when he's talking to me

He uses these English words

These key words in English

As though I don't know what he's saying

Hehehehe

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He's saying something and then sees me

And says it in like English as though I can't speak Sinhalese

I can't understand only the big, complicated words

And i can't read

So I will need like translations into English

Preferably American, which is modern English

English (US) or (International)

Which we're adding in honor of Sarah Palin

Lehan Stats From Vision to Cool

10:45 p.m. (b)

Lehan Stats:

Vision: 0

Looks: 1

Brains: 2

Honesty: 0

Cool: 10

Planning Five Sri Lankan Zones by District

11:15 p.m.

I'm getting tired. I'm going to sleep soon.

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I'm happy with my plan to change our country's 9 provinces into 5 zones:

i. North Zone: 16,063 sq km

1. Anuradhapura: 7,179

2. Jaffna: 2,304

3. Vanni: 6,580

ii. South Zone: 15,737 sq km

4. Kegalle: 1,693

5. Galle: 1,652

6. Matara: 1,283

7. Hambantota: 2,609

8. Badulla: 2,861

9. Monaragala: 5,639

iii. East Zone: 9,996 sq km

10. Ampara: 4,415

11. Batticaloa: 2,854

12. Trincomalee: 2,727

iv. West Zone: 15,477 sq km

13. Ratnapura: 3,275

14. Colombo: 699

15. Gampaha: 1,387

16. Kalutara: 1,598

17. Puttalam: 3,702

18. Kurunegala: 4,816

v. Central Zone: 8,967 sq km

19. Kandy: 1,940

20. Nuwara Eliya: 1,741

21. Matale: 1,993

22. Polonnaruwa: 3,293

We might as well, put one of the South areas into the East, and then, put North's Anuradhapura to Central, but no, not really

It looks pretty balanced to me

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Rebalancing Five Zones Across Sri Lanka

11:30 p.m.

Alternative (more space balance):

i. North Zone: 8,884 sq km

1. Jaffna: 2,304

2. Vanni: 6,580

ii. South Zone: 10,098 sq km

3. Kegalle: 1,693

4. Galle: 1,652

5. Matara: 1,283

6. Hambantota: 2,609

7. Badulla: 2,861

iii. East Zone: 15,635 sq km

8. Ampara: 4,415

9. Batticaloa: 2,854

10. Trincomalee: 2,727

11. Monaragala: 5,639

iv. West Zone: 15,477 sq km

12. Ratnapura: 3,275

13. Colombo: 699

14. Gampaha: 1,387

15. Kalutara: 1,598

16. Puttalam: 3,702

17. Kurunegala: 4,816

v. Central Zone: 16,146 sq km

18. Anuradhapura: 7,179

19. Kandy: 1,940

20. Nuwara Eliya: 1,741

21. Matale: 1,993

22. Polonnaruwa: 3,293

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Now, I mean, North is smaller, as the map shows, and otherwise, the central zone, is slightly bigger, along with the East Zone

It's a bit more balanced

I personally, am unsure, which is a good sign in my case as it means I'm objective or open to objectivity, but am leaning towards original

This is because

No

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I guess, I like the second option

Most people, the lesser leaders, they zone like the cities, but the greater leaders, they zone the whole island

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Final Five-Zone Map for Sri Lanka

1:30 a.m.

This is what I will do.

i. North Zone: 16,063 sq km

1. Anuradhapura: 7,179

2. Vanni: 6,580

3. Jaffna: 2,304

ii. South Zone: 10,098 sq km

4. Badulla: 2,861

5. Hambantota: 2,609

6. Kegalle: 1,693

7. Galle: 1,652

8. Matara: 1,283

iii. East Zone: 15,635 sq km

9. Monaragala: 5,639

10. Ampara: 4,415

11. Batticaloa: 2,854

12. Trincomalee: 2,727

iv. West Zone: 15,477 sq km

13. Kurunegala: 4,816

14. Puttalam: 3,702

15. Ratnapura: 3,275

16. Kalutara: 1,598

17. Gampaha: 1,387

18. Colombo: 699

v. Central Zone: 8,967 sq km

19. Polonnaruwa: 3,293

20. Matale: 1,993

21. Kandy: 1,940

22. Nuwara Eliya: 1,741

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Calling Sri Lanka’s Nine Provinces Stupid

1:45 a.m.

The current, division of SL, into 9 provinces, is stupid.

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A Sri Lanka-Born UK Fleet Admiral and SLFT Citizenship

2:30 a.m. (b)

Wow, this dude is born in SL, he was UK's fleet admiral

While he might not be a real Sri Lankan, he is to me

And

We would certainly under "SL FT" as he was born here, grant citizenry

We're proud of them, or even Arthur C Clarke

We want Arthur C Clarkes, like back when Sri Lanka was great

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Cool, Real-Life Rambo

3:30 a.m.

Cool, real life Rambo

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Subtitles at the bottom of the image read: "on a small family orchard in a place called Sri Lanka," suggesting a narrative related to the origin of the beverage or an ingredient. The background and surroundings are softly blurred, focusing attention on the pouring action. This setting seems intimate, likely a kitchen or similar environment where such preparation takes place.

Tea

3:30 a.m. (b)

Tea

The image is a screenshot from a BBC article titled "Biryani: The one-pot dish that reigns supreme for Ramadan in India," published by World's Table. The article likely explores the cultural and culinary significance of biryani in India, particularly during Ramadan. The screenshot includes the headline and a photograph of biryani, a popular and flavorful rice dish. The biryani is presented in a bowl, showcasing vibrant colors with saffron-tinted rice, crispy fried onions, and garnished with herbs. Beside it is a small bowl of yogurt, possibly raita, and a plate of fresh sliced onions with a lime wedge. The table is covered with a red and white checkered cloth, adding a rustic touch to the setting. This combination of elements highlights the dish's rich textures and appealing presentation, making it visually inviting and culturally evocative. The article is categorized under "Food & Drink | India | Asia," indicating its focus on regional cuisine and traditions.

Mango Tree Biryani and Paneer Tikka Masala

3:30 a.m. (c)

Nice, i like mango Tree's biriyani with paneer tikka masala

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