7:00 p.m.
Sri Lanka Propaganda:
The Dictator: "Trump, I know her. Elisabeth Hasselbeck is the one. You pick her as the Vice President. "
Trump, Potus to be: "I was going to select somebody else. But because you are the democratically elected autocrat for life, you must know better. Can you put my daughter on your $1 dollar note. "
The Dictator: "I have already promised Elisabeth. You can ask your VP to hand it over to Ivanka. "
