BBQ Lab Night: Brisket, Char Siu, and a Chick-fil-A Purpose Plaque

Lehan Edirisinghe

IMDb Novocaine sparked Green Day joke; BBQ and brisket videos fueled R&D; Chick-fil-A purpose plaque inspired; Katy Perry, Lana Del Rey played I binge BBQ channels like R&D: brisket cross-sections, char siu, reaper hot dogs, and tricks I want to steal. In the middle I stumble on a Chick-fil-A corporate-purpose

The image shows a close-up view of a large piece of brisket that has been sliced in half, revealing its interior. The brisket has a dark, charred crust on the outside, indicating it has been smoked or cooked at high temperatures. The interior of the brisket is a pinkish color, showcasing a tender texture with visible marbling of fat, which is typical for well-cooked brisket. There is a small hole in the meat, possibly from a probe used during cooking.

The brisket is placed on a wooden cutting board, which has a checkerboard pattern, indicating it is made of multiple pieces of wood. The cutting board appears to be well-used, with some visible stains and marks from previous cuts. 

In the background, a person’s hand is visible, wearing a blue glove, which is holding the sliced brisket. The hand appears to be steady, indicating that the person is likely preparing to serve or present the meat. A knife is also visible on the cutting board, suggesting that the brisket has just been cut.

The person is wearing a black shirt with the text "Grandma's BBQ" printed on it, although the details of the shirt are somewhat obscured. The setting appears to be a kitchen or a barbecue area, with various utensils and equipment likely present but not fully visible in the frame. 

Overall, the image captures a moment of food preparation, focusing on the brisket as the main subject, highlighting its texture and cooking style.

Food Styling and a Possible Meat Injection

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Meat injection must've been used

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The image features a billboard with a white background and a wooden base. The main text on the billboard reads "EAT MOR CHIKIN" in large, black, dripping letters. The font appears to be hand-painted, giving it a rustic and informal look. Below this text, there is a red logo of Chick-fil-A, which includes a stylized chicken head and the brand name "Chick-fil-A" in a bold, red font. The logo is recognizable and prominently displayed.

To the right of the text, there are two cartoonish cows, one standing and one partially leaning against the billboard. The cows are painted in a classic black-and-white pattern, resembling Holstein cows. The standing cow is depicted as holding a paintbrush, suggesting it is involved in the act of painting the message on the billboard. The cows appear to be anthropomorphized, adding a humorous touch to the advertisement.

The setting appears to be outdoors, likely along a roadside or in a rural area, as indicated by the visible wooden structure of the billboard. The background is somewhat blurred, but it suggests an open space, possibly with grass or fields.

Overall, the billboard is designed to attract attention with its playful imagery and bold text, promoting Chick-fil-A in a unique and memorable way.

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The image features a digital article titled "Why Is There a Chick-fil-A in Mercedes-Benz Stadium?" by Sean Ward, dated December 22, 2017. The article is hosted on a website called "The Chicken Wire." 

In the foreground, there is a view of a Chick-fil-A restaurant located within the stadium. The restaurant's counter is visible, showcasing a menu board with various food items displayed on digital screens above. The menu appears to include chicken sandwiches and other fast-food items, typical of the Chick-fil-A brand. The restaurant's design features a modern aesthetic with a combination of wood and hexagonal tile patterns in the background.

There are several metal stanchions with retractable belts set up in front of the counter, indicating a queue area for customers. The floor is polished and appears to be made of a dark material, likely tile or polished concrete. 

In the background, a few individuals can be seen, but their faces and specific details are not clearly visible. They appear to be engaged in activities related to ordering or preparing food. The overall setting is bright and well-lit, typical of a stadium environment, suggesting a busy atmosphere.

The upper part of the image includes the Chick-fil-A logo, which features a stylized chicken and the brand's name in a distinctive font. The article's title is prominently displayed in a bold, dark blue font, contrasting against a white background. 

No additional text or images are present in the visible area of the image, and the focus remains on the Chick-fil-A restaurant within the stadium context.

Mercedes Benz Everywhere

Heh

Mercedes BENZ everywhere

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The image displays a screenshot of a YouTube interface featuring several video thumbnails. The layout is dark-themed, typical of YouTube's design. 

1. **Top Section**: 
   - The top of the screen shows the browser's address bar with "youtube.com" visible. 
   - There are tabs open, including "AngryPages - Sharing Ideas" and "Facebook."
   - The time displayed is 5:32:48 AM, and the date is indicated as Sunday, April 20.

2. **Video Thumbnails**: 
   - **First Thumbnail**: 
     - Title: "Bereit für jede Mission. Robust, zuverlässig, intelligent. Der neue..."
     - Sponsored by Volkswagen.
     - A button labeled "Watch" and another labeled "Visit site."
   - **Second Thumbnail**: 
     - Title: "Ring Camera said motion was detected."
     - Posted by user "Tylenul."
     - 427 views, posted 3 hours ago.
   - **Third Thumbnail**: 
     - Title: "How Cava's Bet On The Chipotle Model Is Paying Off."
     - Posted by CNBC.
     - 1 million views, posted 6 months ago.
     - Duration: 9:56.
   - **Fourth Thumbnail**: 
     - Title: "Katy Perry joins all-female crew on Blue Origin flight."
     - Posted by "News of the World."
     - 1.3K views, posted 3 days ago.
     - Duration: 1:58.
   - **Fifth Thumbnail**: 
     - Title: "Sean Evans Eats L.A.'s Fried Chicken with Brine."
     - Posted by "First We Feast."
     - 6.3 million views, posted 8 years ago.
   - **Sixth Thumbnail**: 
     - Title: "The Populist Backlash: What Comes Next."
     - Posted by "Then & Now."
     - 53K views, posted 9 days ago.

3. **Background and Context**: 
   - The background is a dark interface with a grid layout typical of video streaming platforms.
   - The thumbnails are arranged in a grid format, with each video featuring a still image related to its content.

Overall, the image captures a snapshot of various video content available on YouTube, showcasing a mix of topics from technology to food and entertainment.

Katy Perry’s “Firework” and Lana Del Rey’s “Blue Velvet”

Cause Katy, you're a firework! Come on, show 'em what you're worth! Shoot across the sky, sky, sky!

Hehehehe

I love Katy Perry. She's so cool here.

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Blue Velvet -- Lana Del Rey

https://youtu.be/Do7u3zJ36iI

[Verse 1]

She wore blue velvet

Bluer than velvet was the night

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[Verse 2]

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[Verse 3]

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[Outro]

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