I swear, if I was Steve Jobs

I would only ever

Go there

And be utterly silent and utterly, utterly indifferent to them all

And then

After taking off my Walking on Sunshine airpods on my iPod

I would look at Tim Cook, or the others

And their "product"

And I would only ever repeat one line

From my favorite movie ever

American Psycho

Again and again and again

For like years

And they would take me seriously

As the real Steve

And that line would always

Have to be

After first staring at the product like a business card

"You can always be thinner, look better"