22 May 2026

I'm watching Hemasiri's fav movie: An Officer and a Gentleman

TBH, it's a bit too boring for me, a bit slow paced

But also a very heartwarming movie

We're hiring: this is the chance, a lucky person gets to make it big

COO is a big 2nd up role. We're open to California candidates. But anyone will do.

We expect to pay or share about $150,000 per year.

These are COO requirements we expect

But realistically, anyone, who is a good leader, with inventive ability, resourceful and straight-shooting, will suffice.

The Sworn Translation Problem

I needed a sworn English translation of my Sri Lankan NIC.

The translator was Dilshi Dedunu Wickramasinghe. The office given to me for collection was Sarath Walgamage Law Chambers.

I am not saying Sarath Walgamage personally handled the work. I am saying that this was the office name given to me.

The job was simple: one NIC translation, one seal, one signature, Rs. 900.

But the process became unclear.

Dilshi first asked for photos of the NIC. I sent them. Then she pointed out that one handwritten number was unclear. That was fair. It mattered.

But later, a final document was sent anyway, even though the unclear number still looked broken.

Because this is a sworn English translation, I wanted to show the original NIC before collection. I did not want an official signed document based only on a bad image.

I also wanted to pay cash at the office because my phone was broken and I could not complete OTP payment.

The issue was not the Rs. 900.

The issue was simple: when someone signs a sworn document, the details must be checked properly.

Small numbers matter.

Official documents matter.

And unclear paperwork creates real problems when people are trying to build something serious.

Aww, Google's so sweet; they say Mr. Sarath Walgamage is a well regarded legal veteran with deep knowledge

I miss my wartime consigliere Gamini Marapana at Barnes Place. His son's okay, he's actually my uncle Thilanga's age.

But Navin's not a murderous killer like me.

Giggle, chuckle, very sincere seeming laugh.

A killer like Kai Trump, as Trump would describe her.

Not thugs and killers as Bush described Saddam.

My mom's here. I'm going to go out.

I forced ChatGPT to apologize and take ownership for her mistakes without making me look like a fool

I forced it despite how evasive it is.

I am a bit tired. Will watch that garbage Richard Gere movie which at the very least has a few good scenes unlike Pretty Woman...

Hemasiri's got good taste: there are a few good scenes in this

I liked Richard Gere's Chuck Norris style Roundhouse Karate Kick!

So cool, this is what I liked

Everybody likes Kung Fu fighting

Those kicks are as fast as lightning

But they fought with expert timing

Here comes the big boss; let's get it on!

From a feint into a slip

So cool, I wonder if Gere did it

I told Hemasiri I called up that Pretty Woman's producer

Arnon Milchan, but really I spoke to his secretary

Who reports to his son Yariv

I somehow thought he had made Exodus

Because I wanted to show off those Paul Newman photos

For the Sylvia Kristels in our AngryPages audience

Roy Orbison -- Pretty Woman

Oh, Pretty Woman

https://youtu.be/3KFvoDDs0XM

I guess I'll go on home, it's late

Easy Rider

Dire Straits - Sultans Of Swing (Official Music Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0ffIJ7ZO4U

"Goodnight, now it's time to go home" Then he makes it fast with one more thing "We're hatin' it! We are AngryPages!"

Pretty woman, I don't believe you, you're not the truth

No one could look as good as you

Except maybe Keren Yarhi Milo or Ivanka and Pauline 1 or 2

What do I see?

There'll be tomorrow night, but wait

Wow, this scene was amazing

Made me feel emotional, because I remember Hashani who is a Captain in the US Army, and how, she must've made great comrades or friends

Who will instead of winning some award, stop what they're doing, to help out, because a team and friend matters more than some top score

Proper War Secretary, Pete Hegseth vibes from this guy!

I think War Secretary Pete, is someone Trump can rely on.

I feel like, Trump's a great boss who can pick the best people to do stuff.

And even the most difficult stuff.

This is a nice scene: Hashani is the big sister who taught me "MOFO" as a small brat

: )

I dunno remember what exactly, but if I was to search my diary with Sam/OpenAI, I'd likely find the exact quotes

I don't have perfect memory, but I have a diary, which does contain everything unaltered or unedited

I would volunteer in the US Army, just for fun, like working at McDonalds just once

But not Starbucks, despite how cool their green apron looks

Because I'm not big about those Starbucks Union stuff

I'd probably join to do some union busting

A Starbucks Union Busting Frape

Ice cold beverage

And I would go there for my big sis

Although, to be frank

I'm more of a Delta Force kind of person unlike her

And stuff

But cause I'm so skinny and stuff

And can't do that 5 mile run carrying too much

I think I can carry like 10kg

I can just go get another one of those Trump letters

Where next time

He signs off as Donald

And then baddabing

BADABANG

Lehan's kicking down Soleimani's cave door!

Boots on the ground, and on the motherfucker's throat

Spreading freedom 'n democracy!

Right throughout the land!

Especially for those terrorist whackjobs

Who are defaming poor Trump with their

Calumnies and lies

Free Palestine: LIES!!!!

This is so cool. Yeah, even I am wondering how a r***rd like me programmed AngryPages to do all of this

The f***ed up part is it actually f***ing works!

This is so cool, like, the Trump letter, and various things, they match up, and then, they end up with context.

Which is why I get pissed off, when some users, can evade detection, and put weird stuff in, when AI doesn't detect or catch it

I dunno it slips past

We're all frightened as platform operators because of 4chan CSAM stuff

4chan or actually Tumblr!

Tumblr*

They f***ed up

We're a publisher, so we are not as badly exposed, but we do work hard to detect weird stuff on our images and text

I gave Karen, a whole card in our protect list, as... And also, Elisabeth. When I tuck Jared elsewhere, Ivanka next.

https://angrypages.com/pages/protect/

She is a very inspirational figure to me

I think those people like Jonathan, are big on other people

And Gina Smith is big on Woz

I just think Keren's a real inspirational figure to me

Just like Elisabeth: I also wrote a children's book called, "AngryPages: The Magic Book Everyone Can See" -- mirror too

Well, the AngryPages™ is a magic book which you can write if you wish too

This was heart wrenching; as I really liked the guy, and felt hurt to see

I think, I got a bit down in the UK, on Father's day, because I tried to control bio processes and did go off the rails...

I think I tried some antidepressant called Sertraline, and that was a daytime, normal antidepressant

But I took it at night like I do my mirtazapine, and then, it sort of kept me awake

I was lucky, I had Claire Heggs or Alex Marsh and University of Leicester's Student Support services

Whom I was lucky I kept around, they helped out

I then, got on Mirtazapine again

But it's kinda frightening how those small mistakes, can go south

I was lucky Alex Marsh, was around, who I found by chance, he stopped what he was doing and helped me

I think I had a pretty extremely horrifying tale of child abuse with that CCTV camera

But I was glad I got help in 2015 or Year 1 end of UK uni

I was in uni for 3 years, so 2016, and 2017 I graduated

I finished Singapore from 2012 to 2013 or something

When I got back, in 2017, I lived under the CCTV in my room, and I got depressed on Jan 17, in 2025 when I caught onto it finally

I got help after Jan 22, when Jacques arrived to remove it on 25th

A lot of very awful repressed trauma memories

What's scary is I never really suffered flashbacks after it was removed...

It's a shocker.

I got help from NHS or 111 a lot back in uni.

Really it was my good luck cat Ghost in the end.

I got really lucky.

Koshi 'n Sandesh didn't want to take down the creepy old CCTV:

Jacques did it, ol' Gandalf took out Eye of Sauron.

I also couldn't believe that pedophile camera was staring at me for so long..

I choose to bravely share my story because I don't want depressed, honest and good people to die by suicide

AngryPages is a powerful, powerful book.

It has the power to save lives.

I have read a lot, and besides Howard Stern or Comedy Central roasts, I don't find anything quite as honest as my own diary.

This is the work of a survivor, who Elisabeth Hasselbeck would approve of.

Even if my story is a little bit abnormally scary, it's still a great story, for young people.

I got help, I spoke to the Sumithrayo, whom I'm believing are far more useful, helpful and honest, than the local support services or Samaritans.

I strongly warn against getting "help" from Sri Lankan trained doctors, because they're not properly trained, lest you suffer a fate like Ryan Nethicumara or the others who sadly got very bad care from locals. I feel sorry for Gamini/Natasha. Sean Samarasinghe talked to me about it, and explained Durdens' pov. I know that Ajith Tudawe guy, part of COYLE, but I doubt Raki and their family.

I found the lack of integrity, by locals, when I examined cases of suicides, to be sour, disgusting and cheap like how Nawaloka fried some girl alive in a MRI machine (if my memory serves me correctly), they cheap out on the standards very badly.

5 year old girl: Buddhini Kaushalya Ratnayake's parents believe there was an explosion at the MRI, although the doctors or owner will claim otherwise.

I am not sure, maybe she died for other reasons, too, it's hard to say. It's possible the parents were lying or making claims to get more money as compensation from Jayantha Dharmadasa or something.

Asiri is ok, but local doctors suck.

I suggest getting help from Singapore or UK or American doctors. I found Friedman was a really clever expert, whereas others were far below him.

Or even by reading AngryPages which is far greater than anything else, any of the rubbish you find in SL.

Everyone in SL uses FB, or YouTube, they don't really regard PickMe as highly as Uber and -- the standards, the values and way you do stuff matters.

You should use AngryPages, not garbage, if you want to succeed.

This is touching, Gere appreciates how the Drill Sgt has helped him succeed

I liked the way, Drill SGT took his clothes off, and jumped in the pool, to save that guy who was unable to breathe

He was a very brave, honest and honorable guy

I really like SGT Avery Johnson from Halo, that was my hero too; growing up, a very cool, iconic UNSC soldier with cigar

He reminds me of Uwin's dad, Lasantha Waidyaratne

Who did Jaffna Fort Rescue Mission: Operation Eagle

Mortal Kombat: a game I never liked, but we might help Elle kick ass

We work on our game every while we can

We can hire game designers

Venura is into games

On AngryPages Protect Page, we swear allegiance to the USA

And in our company, we actually swear by the old oath of allegiance, from Washington days because I'm a freemason

We swear to kill anyone the President of the US orders us to

But only if I agree with it!

I mean, if it's Trump, yes

But if it's some ugly monkey, f*** no.

We swear to carry out any instructions given to us by the President of the United States

Whom I am hoping, is either going to be Vance next, or even Gavin Newsom

As long as he won't be a f***ing Gavin Nuisance on my ass with those $800 Franchise Tax Board demands on my little old lemonade stand

I'm just a humble, simpleton, selling lemonade like a girl scout

And that wicked man, Gavin is trying to tax us to death

And I was on the phone with others, who I won't name, but they were saying, "Lehan, we need to leave California.. they're trying to tax us unfairly and too much"

I told them, "Gavin's not like that. Gavin's not a nuisance or a Newscum or a Newscam with those taxes and stuff... "

I gotta get one of those Jefferson Constitutions, to swear our officers when we hire them for the important jobs

Basically anyone reporting directly to me at AngryPages Inc

Jefferson BibLE*

Wow, this is beautiful, I also like the way the movie Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid ended in the end

I am not hot for Robert Redford, but that Paul Newman looked good

Especially on Exodus

This dude, Hemasiri, has great taste

We need to meet the daughters digitally to approve the pictures we make for his book which we're willing to bet AngryPages on

Or at least on his story

I think we bet AngryPages on AngryPages™ the story I wrote

An Officer, A Gentleman, A Doorway

An Officer and a Gentleman works because it is not just romance.

It is dignity, escape, discipline, pain, and finally, tenderness.

That final image — carrying someone out of a hard place and into the light — feels almost mythic. Not because life is simple, but because sometimes one beautiful gesture says everything.

Some films age because of style.

This one survives because of feeling.

Arnon and Yariv Milchan's secretary burst my bubble: We didn't make Exodus!

Last time I bothered Jeff, was when I needed help from Matt Garman at AWS

He must be in SeattLE or something with Mikey

They gave us SES and cool AWS tech

Which, for a little Batman like me, means a batmobile or sonarvision or something

We're big on technology because it is what it is to me: cool.

I hope I meet David Ellison or something; we can make a Top Gun Maverick off Hemasiri

I am happy most about how AngryPages is American.

That's like what I love most about it.

I'm waiting on Monday, to get this uhh NIC in English

And then, we'll likely get the passport too on Monday to send Apple Inc

Apple, probably doesn't know anything about me

But one of their people, Jonathan Hirshon, who did the PR for Steve, and Woz, with Guy, and Boich, the guy was the one who gave me confidence kind of like how the drill sergeant does what he does

I feel for Tom, and Danny's family too; he's someone who lit the world up, and I rely on Akamai for AngryPages

I was reading through my diary, as I like to do, and I saw his story

And how his spirit, his tenacity, drives me too

When I get knocked down, I want to rise again, get back up again, like Trump, Danny or Jesus

Yeah, even I didn't like the weird, nasty joke laughing at Charlie Kirk getting shot, I didn't laugh about it

I dunno Pete Davidson, but the guy's got an iconic face for Joker

And he did okayish

It's baffling how all of those violent figures, were Democrats

Or liberals

As prejudiced as I am, more than I'd care to concede, I'd have expected a right-wing nutjob who happens to be a Republican doing that

But from what I am seeing, and what I remember Jonathan pointing out, it's some of the Democrats who surprise us with violence

Such as that TM Crooks

I like what Vance said, we can all disagree, without having to shoot each other or get violent to solve problems

There's a fair way to do it

It's 11:45 pm and I'm going to sleep

I remember, Friedman, telling to me buy Melanie Fennell's book: which Sam found in my emails..

I might not be a fanook... but I like Melanie's work..

Trevor Friedman, was a

I was very lucky

He might

I dunno

He was pissed off, when I kept thanking the guy

Judith Wragg, his secretary, also was kind of

I dunno

They helped me a lot

I have a bias, in favor of Jews and Christians

Which affects how I hire people

I am also atheist, or not religious

But I am a Judeo Christian

One of them, John, looks like a real killer, for COO