14 August 2026
August 14, 2026 Lehan Edirisinghe
I offered whole of Africa, to a black friend of mine from Leicester Uni; to represent AngryPages; cause he's my friend..
Oliver, I have a business proposal. As you're my friend, and I own AngryPages Inc (CA, USA). I wanted to gift you the entire Africa region when we get sales. We'll set up staff and ai to do the hard work, so you don't. But I want you to have ownership over it, as someone I personally know. We earn 20% from any direct sales by creators, and we earn 50% from ads we win. There are 1.47B people, with $3.56T economy. All I want is someone I trust, to route any business, owner or stories to, as their publisher. You don't have to invest, or do anything weird, you just get to be the boss, and earn profits (we'd appreciate about 10% of the 20% to our US HQ; cause we spend a lot on marketing or branding), and you can approve or decline any strategies, stories or design what you wish according to your vision. You could represent the whole north and west and central africa area. The east africa region is a bit risky, and so that and south africa will be run by Brandon. The middle east is run by Ishan. I would estimate, we'd just wire any profits straight to you, but you'd be best off using that, as it's company money, to hire staff, who can make your life easier, work on publishing people whom you believe in, such as honest leaders, good, ethical employers or pro Africa brands, whom you respect. You don't have to do anything right now. If we get more requests from Africa, I'll handle it, and if it reaches a point such as $100K, in profit to us, we'll speak to you again, that you should represent us with the entire North, West and Central area. You asked me, "It's not a black name" or something once, when you introduced yourself. No I was thinking up some twisted Oliver Twist joke. But you should be in charge of that entire continent.
The moon always upon us and our AngryPages empire..
I love this, it really is quite majestic. Beautiful.