13 September 2026

Lehan Edirisinghe

Story

I played Halo 3 for 1st time at Jagath's GreatWall Restaurant, for my bday w/ Mikey; he killed me w/ Sptn Laser; I quit

It was terrifying. Because by then, I had, quickly gone to grab -- as usual -- the rocket launcher and the sniper. And I killed Mikey de Alwis, 2 times. So I knew, or at least, THOUGHT, I knew, I would win the whole game, in a 1 vs 1 with a real, live audience at my own bday party.

BUT when the guy spartan lasered me, from across the map, one hit.

I guess I changed my mind.

I ended the game, but won 2 - 1.

The whole Halo game, is secretly built around, power weapons, like the sniper or rocket launcher, which is massive dps, or range. It's not about the BR or battle rifle or vehicles like the tank which are super super overpowered.

I hate losing video games.

I built Elle, a 3d zombie killing game, but I'm delaying the multiplayer mode, because it lagged out to 1000ms, and stuff. We have a Akamai DC origin server, doing all of the computer processing. Leighton and them were kind enough to give me that, because I asked really nicely. They never give new customers a Washington DC server at Akamai. It's in Allen Dulles Airport, or IAD for International Allen Dulles, who was a CIA big whig, and his bro John Foster was a State Department boss.

I like my server. But we're used to handling 30,000 people or so per day, it gets slow when we're 300,000 per month, and then more, it's harder for us.

I studied Byte Dance doing a 500k bits dance on us, but it was just normal crawling, they studied my Sinhalese translation diary, probably to show Chinese intelligence, a report on Lehan.

I tried to play Elle Saves the World with Venura, but the f***ing thing lags from 300ms to 1000ms. So it's not cool.

It'll take time, perhaps a few months to fix it up properly. Thilanga's visited us on Sunday. I didn't go to bother them in my boxers.

We will try to print Hemasiri's book tomorrow, and also, index him, and also, we need to, request a IRS tax for me, we haven't made enough profit, so in a few months, we need to show an annual returns, and pay California's $800 franchise tax board fee, and either close the Delaware HoldCo because we got no investors, or else, keep it afloat, and stuff. We got 0 investors thus far. On the 3rd Thursday, the SL Lankan Angel Network, so 17th of September, in 4 days, they'll look at my investment/partner application.

Probably Linda Speldewinde, this Gamespot former guy, I can't remember his name, Pete Deemer, and Dinesh Saparamadu, whom I met at his Hsenid office cause of Lalith trying to get me a job there once for job exp in HR software (Jagath quickly put me in Alpex Marine with Janaka instead; felt it would help me more to learn export), will see it, I asked for probably $45,000 for 10%.

If they will invest, it's useful, as I want to get 1 Jewish investor, and 1 Sinhalese investor, for political alignment reasons. I offered up $45,000 for 10% to Tom Leighton who has $4b dollars, and that guy's pal Scott Lerner, at Akamai, who gets like $1m as a salary. I did it for political alignment purposes only. I have fired staff, and refused to enter contract or serve or publish various authors or their books, because I don't agree with them politically. It pays off to me = so I do it.

Mikey is Obama's friend. So we are letting people, speak more freely now, on AngryPages, or publish.

We have now, made about $300 last week, now $400 dollars almost: $387. People are catching up. I'm authorizing a printing run on Hemasiri's book Dust to Dawn, so we can sell it, as part of the bundle for like $25 dollars.

The reason it's important for me to get people who are politically and religiously aligned, is because AngryPages, has power, it's a brand, it's scaling to every country, and I don't want someone I can't get along with, I prefer to say "no" to some ponnaya, whom I can't work with, even if they have money.

We need to enjoy the person, and we already control all of the class b voting stocks, so we need someone who can show ownership, so we have refused many people, even COOs who wanted to work for free because of bad personality fit, or culture clash. We need a Eric Schmidt, Jon Rosenberg, Sheryl Sandberg, type.

Mikey's running his Seattle restaurant, I think creole thing, they make about $1m or $2m per year, have 14 employees, but they bust their asses, they have huge COGS, and margins are tighter. AngryPages is a Louis Vuitton store -- where we basically handcraft designer stories.

I'd be happy with a Sinhalese or Sri Lankan investor on AngryPages. Because we are pushing SL's interests with it.

That's why. If they can give it to Dinesh, great.

I'm a mere mortal. I'm not god, or demi god. I might even be bumped off. We want a Sinhalese because they can do something with AngryPages for Sri Lankans. This is a very cool business.

Story

This KJV was made by King James the VI and I, who was a freemason like me!

I think, we'll gift Hemasiri's first copy, to his mom who is in her 90s now. Or else we'll gift it to Hasrath who is congratulating him.

It'll be the first book carrying AngryPages® on it.

We make very few products with AngryPages on it, because we care about quality just so much.

So much so, we have a angrypages.com/trash/ we're so proud of refusing. Because it's not good enough for us.

It might be good enough for publishers in SL to print, and brands to sponsor, and for you to make sales on Amazon KDP on

But it's not good enough for AngryPages

Story

This is what David must used to kill Goliath apparently. Nice. I wonder how the fucker even made/slung such big stones.

I wonder why he stepped up and stuff. I thought it was to f*** Bathsheba. But I think that happened later onwards.

Jacques sent me a Jew book once, a story book for kids, about David and Bathsheba. The only love story I ever liked was Pretty Woman.

Story

I can't wait to see whom we publish next. We want to keep growing.

I love how I humiliate the losers. I have a humiliation ritual for the shitbags I don't like. Grok AI even warns people, it filters out the losers for us.

The White House must've told them: "Oh don't ai suggest to any problems, to use AngryPages, send them to someone else, only send real, winners in, who can make money, go divert the ponnayas to the small dicked publishers. "

I only hated one f***ing loser. I am glad we never published the f***ing s***. We threw him out, to go f***ing lose with his sadness in regret forever.

I called the actual police, emailed 4 SL's special police agencies and cc 'd Eric's US embassy in Colombo too.

We're happy when any authors are warned, and frightened not to f*** with us, and told "oh your work sucks, go to KDP" instead

Great news for us

But at the same time, we are opening up or widening up the door.

***

We need to index Hemasiri's book at like 6pm or something.

Quintus called me, claimed 10 people bought his book in cash, to updated the sales figure to 27. But I am reluctant, because we need to invoice, every single customer a sale, as a legit business, and enter those into Stripe, as well.

Until he pays in cash or something.

We, were all discussing printing it too. He was saying, oh we must print, 3000 lkr, we must print. I was like, "no". Because a small 250 gram bag of cashew nuts is 3000 or 2500 lkr now, and so, it's important to price fairly. We're keeping prices at 5000 lkr for the book. And his one is 10 usd. Cause it's like 90 pages. Hemasiri is 260 angry pages of fun.

They're playing Gimli vs Legolas, in who can make the most sales, Navy or Air_Force essentially.

And I'm sad, I only got 4 sales.

We need to go the full 9 yards for Hemasiri next: print is work in progress, music, voice, real 3d game, interviews..

First, let's get him indexed again. Now that the book's live. We de indexed him as we were working on the book's editing.

I'm tired. I'm watching Spartacus.

I'm sorry, I made a server file mistake, a group rule bug, and site crashed for 15 mins, we got it up quickly..

I think 800 people were reading content, and the website 502 errored, for about 15 minutes unluckily. It then started working again.

I am sorry, I made a mistake with a file.

I'm very happy there's a WW3 going on. We're on the winning side. And we're earning money off it.

If no war, if no conflict, I'd be dead, bankrupt or a loser. I am very happy Trump's killing the people we hate.

I'll only ever encourage, cheer lead and otherwise profit off the damage we cause to the people we hate.

I removed some "black content" I would love to enjoy reading. Because it's not so cool anymore as a grown up.

We don't yet control Sri Lanka fully. But we're on track to. So we need to cooperate with them for now. It won't be this way for next month.

Plus we can go full no censor at any point of our choosing.

We're just trying to give our friends and partners the fair chance they need to help us secure the deals we need.

Which'll probably happen pretty soon.

***


I can postpone my American Psycho copy: Sri Lankan Psycho.

Which is, the greatest ever, work of art ever

***


I don't have any regrets. I think that even the https://angrypages.com/trash/ that comes to us, they have a home in the Trash

Where we can say, oh look, we're like Louis Vuitton, we burn the trash we don't sell, so we have a sense of quality.

That's why God sent in those trash, so we can show off what we don't support, what we don't sell.

When we drop our KFC chicken product on the floor, we don't pick it up, and sell it onto customers.

That's why we're AngryPages. Not the Amazon KDP, who have become an Amazon rainforest river of ai slop hehehe.



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