19 September 2026

Lehan Edirisinghe

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Valerie!!!!! I love Valerie. She's one of my favorite people of all time. She got my F grade to a A for tough subjects.

Really smart person

With her hands in her hair

I can't help, but remember

Just when she taught me

There's still, no-one

Here in, her place

So cool


She was like bubble tea

On a hot, summer day


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Omg Trump's put Halo's Finish the Fight in his White House stuff, so cool. I feel so sad for 2028; all loser politicians

It really is sad, these others are so useless. There's no entertainment value to any of those American politicians. You can't even watch them.



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Omg Trump's put Halo's Finish the Fight in his White House s (2/3)

Adam Schlesinger:


Kai, do you remember

When we went to play golf?


Your aunt came out

With none of that

Jared Guy

Around

I woulda voted for Mike Pompeo; he's a very entertaining, charismatic figure, plenty of great Sopranos tier humor

The rest of them are so boring

Vance, Gavin,

That other Mohran something

They are so boring

***


They should do a Trump 2028


Vance is cool, but boring

Biden was that "aviator glasses" "fake"

It was so boring


That Mike Pompeo's the best Republican option


I read his book, it was pretty funny

But they couldn't market it properly

They failed to market it right

But it had great material


I had this crybaby PR guy

He's spied on terrorists

He's then reported to feds

And gone into hiding

I coulda used that story

And done anything with it


He's no longer my PR guy

He lists us on his stupid website


"Apple, Sony, BASF, AngryPages, whatever"

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It's about time! The other side woulda banned Fox News, so it's only fair. They were a liability. Nobody watches CNN

The only time they did well was Walter Isaacson's era

After that they crashed badly


They didn't crash land, they crashed and burned


And worse


Their RSS feed isn't even https -- so we don't even use their API


So out of date


F*** you, CNN!


So out of touch with reality


The Clinton News Network


The fake news people


Always bitching about Trump


Anderson Cooper f***ed it up for them

They f***ed up


So unprofessional, anti American and annoying


Next, ban Al Jazeera, and not just from the WH


Ban them from the USA!!


If there's an attack in the WH

I would believe, Al Jazeera will help the IRGC attackers

Or the Hamas militants

They would point out the Secret Service agents or security

That's the only reason they'd even show up

To map out, and outline the entry points, the layouts

And send it to the sponsors


I dunno -- that's what Bibi is saying

I don't 100% believe they'd do that

I'd blow up Qatar if they did that to me

I would seize all of their planes, not just 1

And annex all of their oil too


Only bill congress would get from me to sign

Is how much money the taxpayers get out of it

We could sell those for profit

To pay for Biden's $8 billion loss of equipment in Afganistan

He loses Beau Biden, he loses wars, he loses Baghram

That place is now where China makes nukes


If I was on the other side, i'd help a loser win

Because I can rest assured he'd do what he'd do

LOSE lose lose


F*** YOU CNN!

I think to US, Al Jazeera sides with Jews in Oct 7, but in Middle East they are showing the reverse; so dishonest

They aren't the fake news -- they're the hate news

Or just an abomination

I feel sorry for Bibi with all of the calumnies they spin up

To defame our poor people

And cause so much spurred up hatred

They serve up these hate milkshakes with so much spin

It really does make our heads spin how crazy they are

Just tell them to f*** off

Don't let them in, or else, keep them outside, the WH

And stuff

They can go ask the people outside what flavor of ice cream they like

That's all they're good for

They can go ask Mohran what his favorite flavor of ice cream is

And that's about it

In the last 5 -10 years, that's all CNN's ever done

They've asked Biden what his favorite flavor of ice cream

And even then he couldn't remember

Even that he couldn't answer

He couldn't piece together 2 or 3 f***ing sylables


He probably had to think 5- 6 seconds

Whether vanilla and chocolate might piss off his woke crowd

The politically "always correct" crowd

He'd probably need to wait on Kamala or Eric to give him a clue

About how many people prefer vanilla and choc fudge

And he'll say what most people like


F***ing Palestinian

I watch Fox News every day. They're my favorite news channel. They're the greatest of all time in the news business.

They're not stupid. That Rupert Murdoch isn't f***ing stupid. They'll put that Elisabeth Hasselbeck or that Emily Compagno on.

They won't put that Rosie O Donnell type.

They aren't running a circus with an elephant

They aren't the National Geographic Animal Planet

When Biden goes up, Jill holds his hand. When Rosie O Donnell goes up, an elephant handler handles it

That's just the way it goes.

I am worried that Meg Ryan, must've had a secret fight with her.

Like Elisabeth Hasselbeck did. Out in the open.

They disconnected.

Worse than with Ellen.


I can get away with anything. I can say and do whatever I wish.

I will get away with this and anything else.

I can fight and kill anyone I wish, I have that Trump dude in power

I don't care


We should put like AngryPages.com/lehan/ for my views though

To separate it from the angrypages editorial next


Did you know Rosie tried to ban the book: Moby D***?

She was trying to ban Pequod and Captain Ishmael or whatever the f***

She was CNN's cheerleader in chief for bitching on Japan poaching whales

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