Pitching Sri Lankan Brands

April 16, 2026 Lehan Edirisinghe

ළඟාවීම සැබෑ විය: තේ සමාගම්, විදුලි සන්නිවේදන සමාගම්, සිල්ලර වෙළෙන්දන්, සහ පළමු බැරෑරුම් අනුග්‍රාහක උත්සාහය.

So many bugs: I see when I have a big entry

What happens is the post doesn't save, it breaks. So we have to solve that. I think we can make it bigger. Or otherwise, such as 4k limit.

I need to hire some more people onto our company. BUT I am not sure how to do so.

I saw Sri Lanka's Daily Mirror's website is broken too

Maybe I should offer assistance with like "coding" or "web development" support.

But they should be able to resolve it.

What I can say, is that it's normal and happens, to even major firms, or popular sites.

It happens to us too.

It happens.

I obviously, really like them now. I always have.

I've read their paper every single day for like, so many years.

And so, it's SHOCKING, when one day, you're on their frontpage, your face hehehe.

I love that.

We gotta run some ads on FB, but I want to film the ad, properly.

We can't get an Arri Alexa, those rentals cost a fortune, for 30mm.

Alex Marsh was discussing it, then Venura, was talkin to me about the ad.

Today, I can cut my hair I guess. Then do it.

This AngryPages image is busted too

I saw our webapp's successfully making, WebP and AVIF, and 480 variants, and also, pushing it to Cloudflare's R2 bucket. It's working fine. But it looks like a template issue. Because, see, the image in 2025, it is loading properly, in the card, and also isolated story page. So it's not here. I am wondering why. We'll investigate it. And fix it today in the evening. I'm busy with like, ad stuff. It's not a big priority. I love how, Elle can read my diary LIVE. It's so cool. You cannot do that with Facebook or YouTube or Reddit or anywhere else. You can't PUBLISH on ChatGPT. You should... YOU should go on AngryPages! The hottest technology company in the whole entire world. AngryPages, is the best platform, in the whole world, and better, WAY better than TikTok.

TikTok, time's up motherfucker!

"Oh No Mr. Senator. I was in Singapore too. I wasn't called up for any kind of national service."

I put Xi on my Protect list, and the TikTok boss too. So I can't say very much else. I don't care.

Oh god...

Elle 1, so we need to do some things, so Sri Lankans can speak Sinhalese. I saw a few Tamil gents have signed up in the UK as well. We have SOME of the content in Tamil. I got that AWS $200 dollar free credit. We did do some translations. But not all. I also, am leaning on the Stephen Schwartz direction, where I try "invent" cool words. Like in The Wicked Musical. Which is what I love about them, that they make these cool words up. I think we'll see.




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This AngryPages image is busted too (2/2)

I dunno Gita Racehl Mathew or Julie Chung: ඔවුන් විශ්වාස කරන්න එපා

මට රිදීමක් දැනුණා Buddesh, මිතුරෙක් LinkedIn හි මාව අවහිර කර ඇත. මට හැඟෙන දේ තමයි ගීතා රේචල් මැතිව් නම් මව නස්ඩැක්ට හෝ යමක් ලැබුණ බ්රා-අයි-එන් කරන්නේ කියලා. ඒ වගේම ජූලි හමුවුණා NY එකේ. සමහරවිට ඒ අය හිතන්නේ මං “පිස්සු” වගේ කියලා. බොහෝ දුරට ඉඩ ඇත. එය බලාපොරොත්තු වීම සාමාන්ය දෙයක්. මම හිතන්නේ ඒක සිදුවන දෙයක් කියලා. ජැක් දුව රෙබෙකා හිතන්නේ ට්රම්ප්ට පිස්සු කියලා. ඒ වගේම මිනිහට වෛර කරන අනිත් හැමෝම එහෙම කරනවා. රෝසි ඕ ඩොනල්, සහ ඩෙම්ස් කීප දෙනෙක්, ඔවුන් බැරන් “ඕටිස්ටික්” බව පවා සයින් කර සිටියහ. ඒ වගේම ඔවුන්, වයිපර් වගේ, ඕපාදූප, ඒ ගෝලයේ දේවල් හදනවා. ඊ ජීන් කැරොල්ගේ ස්ත්රී දූෂණ චෝදනාව වන ඇඟිලි ස්ත්රී දූෂණය “සෑදූ” බව බොහෝ දෙනෙකුට හැඟුණේ ඒ නිසයි. ට්රම්ප් එහෙම කිව්වා. මම දන්නේ නැහැ. නමුත් බර්ග්ඩොර්ෆ් ගුඩ්මන් හි සෑම ප්රදේශයක්ම නරඹමින් සෑම කාමරයකම සීසීටීවී කැමරා තිබුණි. ඒ වගේම මම හිතන්නේ මේක ආන්දෝලනාත්මක දෙයක් කියලා. මම ට්රම්ප් විශ්වාස කරනවා. මමයි ජැක්ස් ට්රම්ප්ට ආදරෙයි.

ගීතාට අවමානයක් තිබෙනවාද යන්න අපැහැදිලියි කියලා මම සැක කරනවා. මම හිතන්නේ ජුලි කියන්නේ බිඩන් කමලා ඒජන්තයෙක්, ඒ අය විශ්වාස කරපු කෙනෙක් කියලා. ට්රම්ප්ගේ තෝරාගැනීම නෙවෙයි. ඒවා මුළුමනින්ම වෙනස් වගේ. කෙනෙක් සල්මාන්ගේ දුරකථන ඇමතුම් වලට පිළිතුරු දෙන්න යනවා, උදව් කරන්න යනවා. අනිත් එක ප්රතික්ෂේප කරන්න යන්නේ, ඊට පස්සෙ, සල්ලි බාර දෙන්න, ඉරානයට. ඒ නිසා එය විශාල ගනුදෙනුවකි. හැබැයි මේවා කියන්නෙ ලෙහාන් පිස්සු කියලා. ප්රශ්නය මොන වර්ගයක්ද?

මම හිතන්නේ එය හොඳම, මම මුලින්ම Buddesh off අවහිර නිසා, හුදෙක් දුර තබා ඉදිරියට යාමට. ඒ අයට කරදර වෙන්න ඕන දේවල් තමන්ගේම තියෙනවා. මම දැක්කා එයා හොඳින් ඉන්නවා, මම එයා ගැන සතුටුයි. මම හිතන්නේ ඔවුන් හැදී වැඩෙන විට මට රිදවීමට හෝ අකමැති විය යුතුය. 2005 වසරේ සිට ලාල් සමග මා මෙම නීතිමය ආරවුල තිබුණේ දැඩි ගැටළු, වික්රියා සහ ගැටුම් ඇති කරමිනි.

මිනිහාගේ බිරිඳ දීපා ඒ මුළු ETI ෆිනෑන්ස් දෙයක්ම කළා, ඉතින් ඒක අපි විතරක් නෙමෙයි. මම දුටුවා, ෆ්රෑන්ක්ලින් ටෙම්ප්ලටන් දී ඇගේ දියණියගේ Kavindee, ඇය මා ගැහැණු අනුවාදය වගේ පෙනේ, එකම මුහුණ පාහේ. ඒ වගේම ලාල්ට මගේ DNA ලැබුණා, ඒ නිසා මම “අවබෝධයෙන්” සහ ඉවසිලිවන්තයි. ඔහුගේ ග්රෑන්ඩ්පාස් දේපල සහ නිවස විකිණීමට බැංකු උත්සාහ කරන්නේ ලංකාවේ ගැසට් පත්රයේ

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I am open to trying friendships again: but struggle

I don't know why I am this way. And this is pretty introspective. I can't explain how I feel about stuff. Or why. I removed over 1,000 friends on Facebook. I have severe trust issues. And I haven't been able to. It feels like, lifting weights, a 50kg dumbbell. I can't do it. It's how I see relationships. I struggle, just so badly, with it.

I haven't just removed 1,000+ friends I did friend on FB. I also, refused, so many more. I think it's perhaps my personality. I'm not like healthy up there. I think that in 60 Minutes, I saw someone talk about Zuckerberg, as sort of, struggling with people too. Or whatnot.

I can relate. I struggle badly. I have my guard up, all the time, like I'm in a boxing ring, and if I don't keep it up, Floyd Mayweather Jr will suckerpunch me. I feel like, it's a survival complex. And it's what kept me alive thus far. So I keep it up.

I saw my cats, are super sensitive too. They don't forgive you when you hurt them. I am not as whatever brittle as an eggshell. I just, feel like, when there's real danger, I prefer to avoid or mitigate it down as much as possible.

I am not open to new friendships. I am not open to new opportunities or possibilities. I see those are just openings to new enemies. I see new openings to challenges, problems and drama. I am not a believer. And it's how I am.

I still will welcome, support and cheer for people I was blessed to see in my life, such as Buddesh or whomever else. I don't really care. I am just a little bit distanced, I'm not a people person. I won't use the anti social personality disorder technical diagnostics phrasing at this time. I just, I dunno. I like to be by myself or in a small circle.

I never add friends on Facebook. I just try to be super kind, friendly and play a positive role in their lives. I know those boundaries are hard to not confuse, especially when people try to be professional, but I still do what I believe is correct.

I am open to trying friendships again: but struggle (2/3)

Riddick's Anti Hero: මගේ දසුන මම

ළමයෙක් ලෙස මගේ Xbox සඟරාවේ රිඩික් ක්රීඩාව දුටුවෙමි. මම එයට විශේෂයෙන් කැමති නැහැ, මම ඒක සෙල්ලම් කළේ නැහැ. පිච් බ්ලැක් චිත්රපටය මම දැක්කා. මම එයට ආදරය කළේ නැහැ. මම හිතන්නේ, මම විරුද්ධ වීරයෙක් නෙවෙයි. මම කලින් හිටියා. ඒ වගේ දෝෂ සහගත චරිත මට ආස්වාදයක් දෙනවා. ඒත් මම දැන්, වඩා තේරුම්ගත්, ඛේදජනක වීරයෙක් වගේ, පරිවර්තන වීරයෙක් හා ඔව්, සමහර විට වෙන මොනවා වුනත්

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ඔව්, මගේ අයියයි මමයි, අපි මේ වගේ දේවල් එක්ක ගොඩක් විනෝද වෙනවා.

ලෙහාන්, ඇත්ත වශයෙන්ම ඇන්ග්රිපේජස් ක්රීඩාවේ සිටී. මට මගේම චරිත ස්ප්රයිට් එකක් තියෙනවා, මොකක්ද කියලා. ඔබටත් පුළුවන්. අපිට ඒක බේරගන්න පුලුවන්. මම මෙටල් ගියර් සොලිඩ් සර්ක් එකේ හිඩියෝ කොජිමා වගේ

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මම රිඩික්ට කැමති නෑ. මම හිතන්නේ ක්රමයක්, මම “වෙනස්” කොහෙද මම තේරුම් ගත් විට, හොඳ එදිරිව නපුරු තෝරා සමග “තේරීමක්” මට නැත. මම එහෙම කළා කියලා හිතලා මාව රවටලා හිටියා. ඒත් මම එහෙම නෑ. ඇත්තටම මම කවදාවත් එහෙම කළේ නෑ. මම ඉතා පිරිසිදු, සෘජු වන අතර දැන් ලියකියවිලි විශ්වාස කරමි. පැහැදිලිකම සඳහා පමණි.

ඔබ දකින්න, Riddick සමග ගැටළුවක් ඔහු, ආකාරයක ඔහු සිතන්නේ ඔහු ඉතිරි අතහැර දැමිය හැකි, සහ දේවල්. ස්පොයිලර්. අනතුරු ඇඟවීම. ඒ වගේම මම ඒකට කැමති නෑ. මම එහෙම කරන්නේ නෑ. හැබැයි මම කරන්නේ, මගේම කක්ෂයේ ඉන්න, හුදකලා වෙලා, ආරක්ෂිතව ඉන්න, නැත්නම් සැප පහසුවෙන් ඉන්න.

මම හිතන්නේ මිනිසුන්, ඔබ පැතිකඩ, රටා මත පදනම්ව, සහ ඔබ තීරණ ගන්නා ආකාරය, සාමාන්යකරණය දිශාවකට, සාමාන්යයෙන්. ඒ නිසා මම ඒ වගේ තේරීම් කරනවා. මම බොහොම විචිත්ර ලෙස පැහැදිලියි, මා සිටිය යුතු විට, නමුත් සත්යවාදී නිර්භයව. ඒ වගේම මම හිතන්නේ ඒක කොහොමද කියලා. මම ලෙක්ස් ලූටර්ට කැමති නෑ. නමුත් ඔහුට PR මිනිහා දෙන්න, ඔහු අත්යවශ්යයෙන්ම LinkedIn හි ටෝනි ස්ටාර්ක්. ඔහුගේ මුළු කතාවම ඊර්ෂ්යාව, සුපර්මන් කෙරෙහි වෛරය, අනාරක්ෂිත බව පදනම් කරගත්, ඔහු වෙනුවට සුපර්මෑන් ඝාතනය කිරීමට අවශ්ය බව පමණි. කණගාටුදායකයි.

මම කිහිප දෙනෙක් දුටුවෙමි, මාව “පිටපත් කිරීමට” උත්සාහ කරන්න, එය ද, හොඳ නොවේ. මොකද මම ඇත්තටම ලොකු පෞරුෂයක් නෙවෙයි. ඔවුන් පිටපත් කළ යුත්තේ හොඳ ගුණාංග පමණක් නොව මා සතුව ඇති නරක ගති ලක්ෂණ නොවේ. මගේ වගේ මොන තරම් අඩුපාඩු තිබුණත්.

I am open to trying friendships again: but struggle (3/3)

බියකරු: විකෘති සිෆිලිස්

මම සිෆිලිස් වික්රියා දුටුවෙමි, විකෘති වී ඇත. වෛද්ය දේවල් වලට සම්බන්ධ විය හැකි යූ ටියුබර් කෙනෙක් එය පැහැදිලි කරයි. මට කැපී පෙනුණු දෙය නම් ඔහු සායනික වචන භාවිත කළ ආකාරයයි. එනම් ඔහු ලිංගිකත්වය ගැන සඳහන් කරන ආකාරය, එය ව්යාප්ත කළ පුරුෂයා එය කාන්තාවන් 5 කට ව්යාප්ත කළ ආකාරයයි. මම හිතන්නේ මම ඒක කියනවා විතරයි. මම බියගුළු භාෂාව පිටුපස සැඟවී සිටිනවා වගේ නෙමෙයි. යූ ටියුබ් මත, ගූගල් විසින්, පමණක් නොව වෙනත් සේවා, ඔවුන් ආකාරයේ, එම සෘජු භාෂාව බය දැනෙනවා. ඔවුන් ආකාරයේ දැන්වීම් ජාල ලෙස, ඒ වගේ වචන වලට බය දැනෙනවා. යූ ටියුබ් වීඩියෝ වලදී, මම දුටුවෙමි, ඔවුන් “f***” හෝ “pedo” වැනි වචන සඟවයි. එය බොහෝ දෙනෙකුට හසු වූ දෙයකි. ඔවුන්ට එය පෙනෙන පරිදි. මම හිතන්නේ ඒ වේදිකා විකාශනය වුණේ එලෙසිනි. අපේ එල්ලේ AI ද එම වචන වාරණය කරයි. නමුත් මගේ දිනපොතේ, මම විශාල සැලකිල්ලක් දක්වමි, අවංකවම ලියමි.

Wow: I'm happy for her: Lisa Robertson


I love her story here.


She should have stayed in touch with Ralph Fiennes. And she should have done what he hinted act as if nothing happened. People get jealous of you. So you need to keep quiet sometimes. You don't have to go confess. And it cost her, her job, at Qantas to tell them what happened. It's not their business what two consenting adults do. Don't regret what brought you happiness.


If she's an employee, she broke her company rules. But think about this for a second What about how so many passengers sexually abuse the cabin crew They stare at them, they apparently try to grope or touch them, and otherwise behave in obscene ways. Go ask them, a lot of those staff will say it's prevalent.


I love Ralph Fiennes He brought Voldemort to life for me. And I love the Menu movie. He does look great. Even without a nose! I think in that weird movie, with the zombie thing, he did okay. It wasn't for me though. He was right to advise her not to say anything.


She seems so happy, with that naughty, cheeky smile and I just love this -- how they bring up that movie The English Patient. I am watching that movie next.


I hope one day, Chamath Palihapitiya, lets me fly in his jet. Or that Mike Boich at Apple will let me. Or whatever. If I'm successful. Maybe they'll like me enough to let me.


I have the fantasy of joining the mile high club too. I will join that club. Like I joined the cool people with a platform to share their free speech opinions club like Trump or Elon...


I never got the Mile High Club achievement in Call of Duty I tried over a 100 times. Never did it. I was bummed out by it.


Hehehehe I love that Rupert Murdoch from Australia like Hugh Jackman, who is America's greatest propagandist ever. I want to make as much impact for freedom as he achieved.


My mom knew Gita, a long time ago

I asked her about her. I dunno man. I don't care. I see Buddesh as a childhood friend. I don't want to think about it any further.

What I do remember about Buddesh are:

  1. He gave me a WWE video game on my birthday for Xbox
  2. He showed up for my birthday parties, was loyal to me
  3. He was always ready to fight for and take my side despite anything
  4. He told me his favorite drink was "water" which stayed with me
  5. I maybe bullied him a bit too much in Miss Ball's Art Class
  6. The more people read my diary, the more they realize, I'm no saint
  7. And they pick up on how unfair I am sometimes
  8. And how, I shouldn't be surprised after fun stories of teasing friends
  9. whatever
  10. Let's move on, shall we?

Buddesh, you can be part of AngryPages, if you like man, I'll be there for you

Looks like Daily Mirror (LK) is doing maintenance

I'm happy to offer up free server services if you want. Just ask.

Again, server work's notoriously hard, the trick is to "isolate" what's wrong. Fix that only.

I have also struggled badly with server work.

But got good because of patience, practice and learning on the job.

It's the Climb, as Miley put it

I enjoy this stuff. I look at our Cloudflare every single day. Many times a day.

Just to keep track of how we're doing.



Hannah Montana | The Climb - Music Video - Disney Channel Italia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMeSf6d4Xrg


The challenges I face, the risks I take

I might get knocked off my feet maybe a few times

But I won't really break


It's not about how quickly I get "there"

It's not about the big yacht I might buy like every other big tech somebody

It's the climb

It's all about the climb


Okay, Bob Iger, please don't sue me and send me some takedown notice under DMCA

And stuff, okay?

Jeez

I rewrote it fairly and squarely...

All I copied was, "it's the climb" and "It's all about the climb": just 2 sentences

And it's fair

It's the Climb, as Miley put it (2/3)

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මම ජොනතන් හිර්ෂොන්ට කියමි: ඔබට කොටස් වලින් 50% ක් තිබිය හැකිය, මි

තුරා

මම පවා මිලක් ලබා නොදෙන අතර මිනිහා ඔහු කවදාවත් අසා නැති

දෙයක්

අසයි

ඔහු මා දකින්නේ ලියන්න:

මම මගේ ස්ටාර් ඔෆ් ඩේවිඩ් ධජය පහළට නොගන්නෙමි, එය යටත් වන නිසා

ත් මෙය සුදු කොඩි රැලි සඳහා රටක් නොවේ හෙහ් මම

ට්රම්ප් වගයි: මම හුදෙක් සටන් කරන්නෙමි, සටන්, සට

න් කරන්නෙමි

අද, මුළු ගොඩක් ඇමරිකානුවන්ගේ එහි සිටින

මු

ළු මහත් පිරිසක්, ඇමරිකානුවන් කවුද ඔවුන් සියලු දෙනාටම එම ඇමරිකා

නු ආත්මය ඇති

අතර නැත කෙසේ උනත් ටේලර් ස්විෆ්ට් බටහිර දිනාගත් ආකාරය අමතක වනු ඇත

ට්රම්ප් වැනි අය මා තුළ කව්බෝයි ආත්මය පමණක් දකි

න්නේ එයයි මේ මුළු දෙයම ගැන මම ප්රිය කරන්නේ ට්රම්ප්ට එකම

හේතූන් නිසා මම ට්රම්ප්ට ත්යාග කරමි

Zuck කරන්නේ

එයයි ඇමරිකා එක්සත් ජනපදය එතරම් ශ්රේෂ්ඨ කරයි

එය වෙනත් ජාතියකට කළ නොහැකි

දෙයකි ඔවුන්ගෙන් එක් කෙනෙකුට 2024 ජූලි 13 වන දින ට්රම්ප් සිටි ආකාර

යයි

It's the Climb, as Miley put it (3/3)

ගොඩබෑමේ පිටුවේ වෙන මොනවද තියෙන්නෙ?

සිසිලීම හැර වෙන දෙයක් නොවේ.

සමහර විට

පෙනෙන දේ පිටවීම, රුසියානු

ඔත්තුකරුවන්

වන පිස්සු

වන අතර,

මම

වැදගත්

අය විසින් දකින ආකාරය ගැන මම සතුටු වන

අතර දේවල් ක්රියාත්මක වනු ඇත -- මම අද වෙහෙස මහන්සි වී වැඩ කරන තාක් කල්, හොඳ කොණ්ඩා කැප

ීම ලබා ගත යුතු අතර පසුව, දැ

න්වීමක් මත වැඩ

කරන්න

මම ඒ ගැන ඇලෙක්ස් කතා කළා, ඒ නිසා එය සරල තබා එය

ක්රියාත්මක කරන්න

AngryPages: What Our Maintenance Page Looks Like

This is what users see, when our servers are cooked

And then, we're trying to serve them but struggle

Or else if we do an "embargo" or security patching

Where we stop the service, to fix bugs

If it's a major security vulnerability, we freeze, or stop services

It does show up, it's nothing shameful or weird

AngryPages: What Our Maintenance Page Looks Like (2/2)

අපගේ රූප ගුණාත්මක නීති මම කැම

තියි අපගේ webp පින්තූරවල ගුණාත්මකභාවය සහ 480 අනුවාදයන්

.

මම වඩාත්ම කැමති දේ මත පදිංචි වූ අතර ම

මත් එල්ලේ ආදරෙයි, සහ ඇගේ පැහැති කොණ්ඩය.

ඇය ඒ වගේ Fallout postboy, සහ සිසිල් වෙළඳ නාම මැස්කොට් එකක්

අපි ගොඩක් වැඩක් කරන්න ඕනේ අපිට කරන්න ගොඩක් වැඩ

ක් තියෙනවා

මේක හුදෙක් විශිෂ්ට ගුණ

ාත්මකයි, රූපය තියුණු පෙනුමක් තමයි

මේ දේවල් “නීරස වෙන්න නියමිත”:

නමුත් මම

ඒ සමඟ විනෝද වෙනවා

How AngryPages Goes from - --> +

We let you write whatever you wish. We then, with AI, tag it, and we provide healthy views, which we publish. It helps people who read it, and they get to heal, and grow. Which is what I believe the world needs, what's missing and wrong with the world today.

In Sri Lanka, there used to be an age old pain known as "the brain drain" problem. So I invented AngryPages where we can just take people's ideas, and sell it with and for them as their partner, so that they can earn.

We can do it in any country anywhere.

But what a broken world needs is HEALING, and that's the soul behind AngryPages.

It's -- not easy to do it perfectly, AI makes mistakes, and sometimes it's confusing, but we're working on it.

Everything I wrote here in 2026: it'll be converted like God's love transfigured us before

EVERYTHING I wrote here in my diary will be updated/improved by AI. Which is what makes the AngryPages experience so powerful. It's not about me. It's not even about you. It's about stopping the us vs them. And becoming all about us as a species.

And that magic will happen soon. I am also lookin at the OpenAI / Grok and other AI services' views on my diary 2026, to see how we can do it best.

Probably by end of month, we'll have published it, a renewed version, which will supercharge growth.

The English Patient 1996

I am watchin The English Patient (1996). I saw Harvey has made it with his bro. Those are super powerful, but also, skilled producers of great movies. My favorite Miramax movies, are wide and many. But I like that Lord of the Rings the most. Personally. Like Peter Thiel.

His name, has massive impact now. Because of the sad stories about him. And stuff.

I going to go get my --

HAHHAHAHAA

I am going to get my haircut, I look like a clown

I look like one of those cockatoos

With my hair up, all shaggy and stuff

I look like Howard Stern

And I better ask them, the shop I go to, today, to pay for my advertisements on AngryPages or whatever, and ask for some money

When I go to places now, places of business, I ask them, pay up, for advertising

"Why -- what a mighty fine establishment you have yourself here. You must be the proprietor? Would you care for ads on AngryPages? We have 40k unique IP addresses per month. And many many page views. I think---"

And HHAHHhAhHAA was about how SPOILER: this nurse, she's pretty, and gives a nice peck to a wounded soldier and every other soldier starts to mock her and ask also

Because they're jealous

That's why you gotta keep it hush hush bang bang

Ralph Fiennes!

I paid a fee to the State of California's Secretary of State for AngryPages Inc. I used the US bank checking account to do so.

It's a company with great publishing freedom. And I will argue, the biggest, widest freedom, range and bandwidth.

Over here, Ralph Fiennes, looks like he's struggling. It's make up. But I remembered Voldemort.

I'm going to cut my hair.

Raula Barber Shop -- Vishwa Cut My Hair

I reached out to their owners: Sachitha Ranasinghe and his wife, Stephnie Mudalige. Who have started their barber shop. I wrote a nice offer. We typically, charge Tier C prices for Sri Lanka. But I offered a small onboarding price. I was a customer for some time and go to church with Nadishan, my friend, and barber. Nadishan and me both adore President Trump. So he was the one who was showing me how, in ancient times in Israel. The Jewish priest, would put some blood on a ear of a new king or something. And he showed me the bible verse and said on July 13, 2024, that God himself had anointed Trump. Which I totally agree. I totally believe. And yeah, it's true because of all he's doing. I believe Trump is the leader of our species. He's the leader God chose to lead all of mankind after careful judgment.


Anyway, umm, our prices are here:

https://angrypages.com/en/advertising/pricing/


I offered, as a favor:


For Sri Lanka, the site places campaigns in Tier C, which is currently $8 CPM. That means:

$50 minimum = about 6,250 impressions

$100 = about 12,500 impressions


That said, because this would be an onboarding promotion and an early proposal, I’d be glad to offer Raula a simpler starter deal:


$15 for 3,000 views

$40 for 10,000 views


That's a nice price, for early, first time Sri Lankan enterprises. I am very immensely patriotic. What I love about myself, is how we built a way, for Sri Lankans, to export intellectual property. So it's a reversal of the brain drain, the mass immigration outflow crisis, and also the foreign university leak of IP, where Sri Lanka flatlines. It's my impact. I'm just 1 guy. It's a California company, because you need to be one to compete hard with the rest of the world. Sri Lankans don't need to do that themselves here.

I emailed them. Let's wait.

Raula Barber Shop -- Vishwa Cut My Hair (2/2)

  • ප්රතිරූපය

    ත්යාග කරන අනෙකුත් ශ්රී ලාංකික පාරිභෝගික වෙළඳ නාමයන් වෙත මා ද ළඟා විය:

    Spa Ceylon — ශ්රී ලංකා පැමිණීම සමඟ රූප

    ලාවන්ය/සුවතා සන්නාමය:

  • ෂාලින් බාලසූරිය සහ ශිවන්ත ඩයස්
  • බ්රිතාන්ය ආලේපන — ලංකාවේ රූපලාවන්ය සිල්ලර: Nirosha Jagodaarachchi Dreamron — ශ්රී ලාංකේය කොණ්ඩ/සම/රූපලාවන්ය
  • සන්නාමය: Kishu Gomes and Priyanka Perera Barefoot —
  • සිල්ල ර, පොත්, කැෆේ, ශක්තිමත් වෙළඳ නාමය: ඩොමිනික් සැන් සෝනි.
  • Essentials.lk — online beauty retail: රුක්ෂාන් වර්ණකුල සහ තරංග ලොකුගමගේ
  • Cosmetics.lk — ඔන්ලයින් රූපලාවන්ය සිල්ලර: ලසන්ත ගුණවර්ධන ක ප්රුක — ඉතා විශාල ශ්රී ලාංකික ඊ-වාණිජ්යය ක්රීඩකයා: දුලිත් හේ
  • රත් USTore by Unilever Sri Lanka — පාරිභෝගික ඊ-වාණිජ්යය: Ali Tariq අපි රෝල් කරන හැටි.


  • එය ඔවුන්ට ආකර්ෂණීය වනු ඇතැයි මම බලාපොරොත්තු වෙමි.


    මම අදහස් කරන්නේ, AngryPages, එය මූලික වශයෙන්, දේපල වෙළඳාම් මත:

    • ට්රම්ප්ගේ කලා ඔෆ් ද ඩීල්
    • වන්කාගේ ද ට්රම්ප් කාඩ්
    • LKY ගේ From 3rd World to 1st

    :);)


    I wrote a proposal to Sri Lanka Telecom

    Dear Dr. Mothilal de Silva and Mr. Riyaaz Rasheed,

    My name is Lehan Edirisinghe from AngryPages Inc — California.

    I wanted to write to you directly because SLT-MOBITEL stands in a category above most brands in Sri Lanka. It is not just a telecom company. It is part of the country’s digital backbone, public-facing identity, and long-term infrastructure story.

    There is also a more personal reason for writing. My mother’s brother, Thilanga Sumathipala, served as Chairman of Sri Lanka Telecom from 2002 to 2004. He replaced Yellow Pages with Rainbow Pages and was there through the IPO period. Our family has also been an SLT customer for over 30 years. So this is not a cold approach from a distance. There is history here, and real regard for what SLT represents.

    AngryPages is a California-based publishing platform, but that structure is there for a reason. It helps us sell to every nation, and helps Sri Lankans earn meaningful foreign-currency income, including dollars, while staying in Sri Lanka rather than having to leave the country to do so. That matters to me deeply.

    Part of what we are building is a way to package Sri Lankan stories, brands, and ideas for an English-speaking audience, including overseas readers and people who engage with Sri Lanka from abroad. I believe there is room for a serious discussion with SLT-MOBITEL around visibility, digital publishing, sponsorship, and broader partnership value.

    Our public pricing is here:

    https://angrypages.com/en/advertising/pricing/

    For Sri Lanka, the standard rate is Tier C. But for a first conversation, I am less interested in pushing a small ad sale than in exploring whether there is a broader strategic fit between SLT-MOBITEL and AngryPages.

    If this is of interest, I would be glad to send a short proposal.

    Best regards,

    Lehan Edirisinghe

    AngryPages Inc — California

    I Proposed to Sri Lankan Tea Companies

    I was happy to send a cool offer for ad spots to:

    1. Dilmah
    2. Basilur
    3. Empire Teas


    I wrote it, with a special offer.

    I think, Elle, is a character in the game.

    So we can technically have her wear make up, for the cosmetics brands.

    We can have her use SLT for taking phone calls, in the game, such as for reinforcements.

    And then, we can have like in Starship Troopers inspired: HellDivers 2:

    Enjoy a nice, warm cup of LIBER-TEA!!!!!

    Hehehe

    I have this squeal laugh, sometimes, I go crazy

    hehehee

    I want Dilmah cause Dilhan and Malik show up in my FB suggestions often

    And I think they're cool, but I offered it to all 3 in fairness

    It'll help them, go really cool, in the minds of consumers

    And yeah, I'm sort of a politician, and so, I am picky

    We want partners we can work with forever

    I sent this to Dilhan at Dilmah

    Dear Mr. Dilhan Fernando,


    My name is Lehan Edirisinghe from AngryPages Inc — California.


    I wanted to write to you directly because Dilmah stands in a class above most Sri Lankan brands: serious, globally legible, and strong enough to carry real cultural weight.


    I have also seen you, and earlier Malik Fernando too, appear on my Facebook suggested connections over the years, which made it feel natural to reach out directly.


    We are building a game and wanted to put forward a branded placement idea for Dilmah.


    The idea is simple: Dilmah would sit at the center of the map as part of the world itself, not as a cheap banner. Then, every 10 waves, the character would stop and drink a cup of tea. That tea can be Dilmah.


    It is clean, memorable, and naturally tied to calm, quality, and Sri Lankan identity.


    I also wrote publicly about this broader idea here:

    https://angrypages.com/en/story/i-proposed-to-sri-lankan-tea-companies/


    AngryPages is a California-based platform, and that structure helps us sell to every nation while helping locals earn in foreign currency, including dollars, from Sri Lanka without having to leave the country to do so.


    If this is of interest, I would be glad to send a short proposal.


    Best regards,


    Lehan Edirisinghe

    AngryPages Inc — California

    I saw we're having issues with images not showing up

    I'm looking into it. It's to do with file path. And also, an issue, with me in line pasting it. It's bugged out. But on R2 bucket in Cloudflare, I located all the images, plus webp 480 or whatever. It's just something wrong with it. We'll figure it out by this week. Or tonight or tomorrow.

    I have a meeting scheduled with CimCor's Ralph Ising tonight. He's an old friend who loves the Nascars.

    I think that the images work, but then disappear. We'll figure it out.

    I reached out to a few more cool people!

    I reached out to:

    • JKH
    • Cargills
    • Carson Cumberbatch/ Bukit Darah who do beer
    • DCSL who do arrack
    • PickMe
    • Highland/ Milco
    • Singer (Sri Lanka)
    • Vallibel One
    • Maliban
    • CTC

    I wrote to Uni of Colombo, Sri Lanka Vice Chancellor's Team

    Dear University Business Linkage / Career Guidance Team (Professor Indika Mahesh Karunathilake),

    My name is Lehan Edirisinghe from AngryPages Inc — California.

    I am writing to explore a simple partnership with the University of Colombo.

    AngryPages is a California-based publishing platform, and we are interested in identifying a small number of strong students or recent graduates for internships or junior roles. The work would be practical and output-focused, with clear responsibilities in areas such as research, content operations, QA, support, and business outreach.

    What we are looking for is not a mass intake, but a small pipeline of capable people who want real work experience and a chance to contribute to something international-facing while working from Sri Lanka.

    Because our company is structured in California, this also creates a useful bridge between Sri Lankan talent and a platform built to sell outward to English-speaking audiences, helping locals gain serious experience tied to foreign-facing work.

    If this is of interest, I would be glad to send a short note explaining the roles and what kind of students we are looking for.

    Best regards,

    Lehan Edirisinghe

    AngryPages Inc — California

    I hope Trump visits Sri Lanka -- will be first POTUS to do so

    I think Trump might visit Sri Lanka, as the first American president to do so. I think that Nixon, mighta visited, but wasn't president then. Trump can make history as the first. He can visit with Chamath Palihapitiya. It's important, because of how dangerous Sri Lanka is. Given how there are 1.2m court cases pending, where people are so angry, and barely holding it together. And many of our business figures, have Wikipedia articles, which appear to be super checkered. It's vital, that the US intelligence community, and also trusted American enterprises such as Apple, they cooperate with our honest few in Sri Lanka. They need to gather as much intel and high confidence as accurate info, as they can. And that must only be collected, by not suppressing, censoring or otherwise stopping businesses such as AngryPages. That's also one of the biggest worries Trump has. He saw how many of the Conservative voices are suppressed by big tech. Which isn't cool. Zuck said 70+ million felt unrepresented, and have a right to express too. I saw Pompeo had a big moving army in SL, just for a short visit. We must work hard, by allowing AngryPages to operate, without any further Biden era drama. We are glad with Trump's leadership, in shielding our rights to free speech, enterprise and building healthier outcomes. I am hopeful that my message will resonate with JD Vance, because they are well aware with how many Republican got snared by platform rules on speech. Which feel like, bear traps, designed to criminally, unlawfully and inappropriately damage American values. I am looking forward to a visit by Trump to Sri Lanka.

    නම් දර්ශකයට සම්බන්ධ ගැළපුණු නම් 5 කි.