කතාව වාර්තා කරන්න

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2:45 p.m.

I'm sorry about my constant blasphemy. I think I learned it from Dan Brown's MasterClass and also freemasons Christopher Knight and Robert Lomas, in the Hiram Key. I think writing this way is hyper engaging, and while the data on my Captain's Log isn't shared, it's a very good statistic. Or so I imagine.

I'm sorry about my 2019's very tragic April 21st attacks. I think I have been to Catholic church often. I would go to All Saints' Church in Maradana or Colombo 10. I think Asita Amarasinghe is doing the organ. I would sing those Catholic prayer songs. I think I remember a Lehan reference, "when wicked men blaspheme thee" hehe. But again, I think it's funny. I'm a generally very cold blooded, very coy, and socially distant person. I met some friends at that church, I think I saw our maid. I treat everyone as my equals.

I have met these Catholic leaders. I don't really care. I think I was asked to join the Knights Templar or Knights of Malta, or Saint John's, I wanted to go with neither the former or the latter, but the Malta because it's got a great black color robe. But later I just didn't f***ing care. I just don't.

I do wish to give out funds to these religious groups because they hold value. They are supposed to teach ethics, although, I personally believe that they instead have group thinking, club cult posse mentality gangs, and a lot of business case only. It's more about socializing and doing business or whatever else, rather than real religion. Those leaders, are all like Jim Jones. Or Marilyn Manson. Or cult leaders essentially. Which is what it always is. I also personally only, strongly believe, that many politicians like Lee or companies like Facebook or Google, they espouse strong ethics because they see the business value in it. They see that when there is security, with Chinese Communist Party, there is order, there is happiness. That's very true. The brand value is going up. Larry Fink teaching on social cause for businesses is a very clever way to go good.

I think $240 million has been set aside for the Buddhist Ministry. After thinking about it, I decided to call it Buddhist ministry and not Culture ministry, out of avoiding sacrilege, and as it's the majority religion by 70%. However, the secular atheists, the Catholics, Hindus, Muslims, even super minorities like Zoroastrians, Shia Muslims, Sufi muslims who tried to fight and capture and stop Zahran Hashim in vain as the authorities refused to take any action, much like JFK's bodyguards, or my PR Guy, who after I have lied so many times for Jonathan, was the only one ever there for my Belgium Aussie, and am like his only friend, he is now stuttering in his mirror when practising the simple lies I wrote for him to say to some girl's dad. Hehehe

And also, umm, those, what was it? Let me Google this really quick.

Sikh who use turban, Bahai, and Judaism, which are super minorities.

I think even charities, such as Red Cross, Transparency International, Planned Parenthood which Brad Weerakoon who also wants to be my secretary to help Ivanka Trump replace my...

Whatever

All of them, will get support from the Buddhist Ministry. It's a great religion because of our great relations or external faith relations. ██████████████████

I think while we will organize support and ways to help, and even Peta , WWF, and even bigger organizations such as Bill and Melinda Gates, Sandberg's feminist cult known as Option B support groups or something, you know, you can see her in her usual home clothes in that picture, wearing the hippie outfit, Jesus, that's not a Halloween costume, that's her real home clothes. Joke: She is into you know psilocybin or magic mushrooms or else that wouldn't be worn.

I never drink or smoke or do drugs.

Very rarely.

Just joking.

Buddhism will get, $168m cause 70% of $240m which is 2% only of our budget.

Catholics get

Let me Wikipedia this

13% Hindus

10% Muslims ("FBI Watch List")

7.4% Catholics.

So, you get $240m x 0.074 = $17.76m which is around Rs 6,482,400,000.00 LKR

For context, Sirisena, has been asked to pay Rs 100,000,000.00 LKR only to the victims of his disaster "orchestrated to make sure" his lifetime boss, █████████, got in power. Sirisena is lying, as usual, that he hasn't got Rs 100,000,000. He's shown no remorse.

I predict, that there is radicalism ongoing. Wahabbi Islam, is an extreme form of Sunni. They follow Abu Bakr, Aisha's dad. They keep Salman's family in power, Salman helps keep them and tolerate, although he's quite secular very much like myself, and a reformed Muslim, understanding modernism or modernity is valuable.

We may face attacks. Unfortunately, I'm not G-d, and we can't predict what will happen tomorrow or in 5 years, or $12,000 per capita or $276b economy by 2030, (oops), or I don't know, I wouldn't swear on my name, by G-d or on anything, anything at all, because I can't calm the seas and winds, I can't turn a single strand of hair white or black (although William is bald in the back, like Thilanga, and I can sell you hair dye, or tax your profits and income) and I can't raise the dead. Worse, the devil for you is a prophet or G-d to another, a rebel is a freedom fighter, a terrorist is another man's martyr. But I can promise, we will openly deploy an effective strategy, that detects, prevents, and non detection based stops any attack from taking place. We also will have better ties with intelligence agencies to stop such threats.

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