6:15 p.m.
Joe Biden got some CIA report, that some dude in Sri Lanka ██████████, has stolen some small sum of money, from a few people, he was chased down, refused to return the money, then he and his family met a tragic end at the hands of a mob. There's 1,000s of cases like this all over the world. I'm not the least bit bothered by it. I think I'll go to provide an eulogy and my people will go and photograph and video the whole event, they'll photograph every car and do advanced and electronic background checks on everyone who attends, as I live stream the event on Facebook Live. There's 100s of thefts, then there's street justice, especially in countries like Sri Lanka with no courts or police. i think Ranil, the president, has admitted the books are cooked. While I think, myself and everyone already knew that, I believe there's no courts and police here, and I resolve to fix that problem with nordic law codes being adopted. It's as simple as that. I believe ████████████ have left everything they own to me in their will. I think I might help settle the $100m debt to 35,000. Jeewaka, who I keep telling him to stop addressing me as his boss, as I haven't ever even met the guy and he doesn't f***ing work for me. Asanka, Nalaka. I don't know them. I think they've accepted to pay back the stolen money now. I feel sorry about this █████ tragedy. I always advised them to return the money before this horrible tragedy happened. It makes us all look bad.
