Dear Mr. Meyer,
Offer/Proposition: You can visit me, invite me for a chat, or count on AngryPages Inc, in SL, for shaping pro US views.
We need three things:
A direct relationship — so AngryPages is known to the Ambassador/front office.
A security channel — if State/DSS ever sees a credible IRGC/proxy threat touching you or AngryPages, it gets routed fast to you and Sri Lankan authorities.
Occasional institutional help — introductions or escalation when a legitimate U.S. company gets stuck on something like banking or U.S. infrastructure.
Congratulations:
Congratulations on getting finally confirmed. I wrote to people in CFR or former members like Mr. Rubenstein asking for your confirmation. Julie Chung was a good person, but was too diplomatic, like ChatGPT with horrible people like IRGC, and worse. I was particularly annoyed with her handling of Arugam Bay, to her credit she did a good job on paper, but she's too innocent in practice, you're dealing with vipers, who are accused of doing 4/21 terror attack, then visiting the funeral, promising justice (Mahinda Rajapaksa at Lasantha, Bharatha or Thajudeen or others). Handing over intel, a dossier on IRGC, wasn't useful. We needed a Trump, and we are glad you're here now. The problems you face, are like David vs Goliath, and it's useful to get help when you genuinely want to win. China, Russia and Iran, control Sri Lanka's debt, the coal, and the crude oil. There has been a shift towards left wing communism over decades, with Anura being our first actual communist leader. The 3 hostile powers are rooting for their comrade, and trust me, or don't, because you don't get to trust anyone in your job, those people, are working hard on a strategy, to make sure you totally fail, that your experience in Sri Lanka's a total nightmare, and you either suffer phone calls from Rubio/Trump every month or leave with having won nothing for the USA. That's what they want, that's what they're working towards, and that's also why I'm writing to you.
AngryPages.com
Okay, so maybe I told a few harsh jokes on Facebook, and I got sent to FB jail a few times, and if you have any NSA/CIA copies of my diary, you'll either love me or hate me. But my story led me to build my own. Like Elon bought Twitter for X. Like Trump, the man I admire most, like so many kids love Ronaldo or Muhammad Ali or Obama (like my childhood best friend Mikey De Alwis), like Trump, when I couldn't trust anyone to be my messenger, I built my own platform with your American AI services. It felt like playing Halo, with Cortana, where Mikey and me did fun stuff. I have recently gotten a 10 year old girl Tenali to be an author, she sold 3 copies. I saw Quintus, sold 12+ copies (I hate the number 13; I'm no Taylor Swift); and business, isn't booming yet, but it's growing. This particular type of corporation, has strategic importance for the USA, because it allows us to shape opinions via long form narratives. That's where we need some help. This business has a big profit margin, we scale fast. So I don't need money. I just need a way, for you guys, to make sure people I attack, don't gun me down, plant a bomb, or else send some C4 strapped drone in. And I don't want IRGC to get me. I think part of this strategy is to get China and Russia, where Xi and Putin know Trump well. As they can pressure the IRGC to not try anything funny. That's pretty much the extent of my own friendship with Xi/Putin (their people probably read the local newspapers). And this won't be easy for them either, cause I kept writing "we" needed to buy Iran's oil, or annex it first, to pay the rebels, to win the war, to remove Khamenei. But it's precisely where I need or rely on the USA the most, as Farhad Shakeri types are coming for us, be it Trump, or me, or you. And it's only a matter of time, till IRGC uses suicide bombing, creative evil or weird tactics. I think the other part of the strategy is you spy on them, Trump threatens them, and we get 1 dude with a rifle, posted at our place, that's sufficient. Pompeo visited, went around in an armored motorcade. These are characters, who have access to black budgets, from decades of supplying crude oil to SL. SL is hiding behind India's weight, to ignore Trump's sanctions for Iran oil buyers. You have leverage here, to push the SL gov't, into cooperating. But you gotta be like Trump. You can't be like Biden who depends on removing FTO labels from IRGC, praying they pay someone a visit, and the "deep state" letting Farhad Shakeri evade justice in SL for getting caught by SL police for peddling heroin. You either win or you lose, and you have to decide whether AngryPages is a friend or a foe. For all we know, they must've thought letting Farhad go, with money, as Biden paid many millions owed to IRGC, was just to try to make something worse than Trump getting shot in the head on Kimberly Cheatle's watch happen: on July 13, 2024. The LTTE used to do suicide bombing, or invented the suicide belt according to the FBI, so then, they must've had IRGC suicide bombers readied to go take out President Trump, who is the only man standing between the US winning and losing.
AngryPages Inc
We're a California corp. We're not doing great. But are slowly growing. I have a runway of about 2 months. We are getting targeted in SL, by anti American hostile assets. They seem fixated in our collapse, the ruin of our mission and at frustrating us. I live in████ Huge place, Eric Meyer and a few friends or alone, is welcome. I saw Braain's Gita's son Buddesh De Silva visited as a kid, he used my towel, which hurt my feelings. Gita met Julie in NYC. Now, when I say, "we don't want money"; I think given your intelligence, it would be a lie, so I won't insult you. We do need stuff from you, which we can't do on our own, as we're not equipped to deal with hostile states, don't have $1b budgets and these terrorists. And specifically, we need US army intelligence assets, to make sure they can't plan, coordinate or pull off something. Essentially, looking around SL, you're all I have, to make sure I don't get whacked. I might allow guests in, or authors, and I don't have any real way of knowing who they are. They could be IRGC, who like to pretend they're ISIS like in Arugam Bay. If they bring a gun or knife, or invent a fight, it'll be over. I'm a skinny 40kg 5' 9" guy. Hashani Hettiarachchi, I grew up with, her dad Raja was one of the first people to sign up for AngryPages. He was my dad's best friend, he reported to Christine Lagarde, at the IMF. He was a section chief, for statistics. Hashani became a doctor, then joined the US Army. She's a captain, might be a major. I get "spooked" easy. I feel like there are red dot sights, I feel like Khamenei JR, their people, want to kill people like me badly. And it's stressful. It's also a remarkably "low trust society"; which you'll find out. I went to Singapore or UK for university, I went to CIS for high school, we aren't the same, we don't get along as easily with the locals. And it's dangerous for a dude like me, it's a little scary, because i've been angry at irgc, and cheering for trump and the usa, cause hashani akki who grew up at our place is a us army captain. We don't want guns, but just don't want them, to try anything funny, that if they get any intel, which is what any American ally, partner, or friend, or US business owner, can't do for themselves, and relies on for countering irgc.
Why I got interviewed by the newspaper
Specifically, it's a dangerous island, run by communists and the most popular newspaper: DailyMirror.lk hasn't even got an option to select USA or Israel, but let's you pick Iran. They're the most popular newspaper, and all of contempt fomenting, which has been the work of China, Russia and Iran, who control all 3 energy routes, is very frightening, cause they have black budgets. They'll call Danu or some hotshot media personality, to do a interview with you, like Julie went on Danu WTF, or else, they'll send reporters in, to interview you, with cameras on their buttons and neckties. They people are all actors, they pretend, and when you look at the outcomes, the fact they're winning, and the USA has been totally losing for decades in SL; you have to get friends you can trust. You might be wondering, why'd Lehan get interviewed by them? I dunno why Wijewardene got their people to interview me. They know I'm pro Israel, so I doubt Jamila Hussain authorized it. That's why Wijewardene the owner, told me Susantha, and another deputy features editor, would interview me. That helped us get credibility. JR was Reagan's friend, he opened up an Israeli embassy, Premadasa and Sirimavo shut it down. Don't for a second think, as a Jew, you're in a safer-spot than Pakistan. These guys are crazy. These guys are evil. And I think compared to LTTE, who by mistake mortar bombed one of your predecessors, Robert O' Blake Jr, these IRGC, are the ones ultimately responsible for 4/21 tier attacks. They just blame it on Sunni ISIS, to try to make them look bad, as those Shia is the elite form of Islam. They despise Salman, they despise the Sunni Wahabi here, who make up the majority of Muslims. And eventually, they'll try something at some point, like in Godfather movie. I saw Mahinda Samarasinghe, Ranil Wickremesinghe and Upali Wijewardene were JR's nephews, they all did well. You have not got any real friends left. The friends you do have, are that "Zoroastrian" as Salman mocks Khamenei, in Sohli who suckered Julie Chung into a JKH port deal for $553M with US DFC (US gov't run). Sohli and them have then dealt BYD cars for China. Oh, the China side, control solar, like Russia sells 100% or 200% marked up coal, and Iran's the exclusive oil merchant. I honestly, if I had to bet on whether you can succeed, to do what Trump needs, what the US senate foreign relations committee, or the American people, businesses and partners need of you, given what I can see, with so many odds stacked against you, it's a very low probability. And I don't even know, if you have even stepped foot in Sri Lanka yet. I think cause Jagath and his nephews Chadu and Chathula sponsored Daily Mirror's election results webapp, with Betss.com, they have been nice enough to interview me. But I do not know that, they have interviewed other shops like us too. And we're doing something certainly very cool for the Sri Lankan people in the way of exporting IP. How else could 10 year old Tenali sell her book "Scales, the Kind Crocodile" to 3 countries?
What kinds of special help could I use:
You don't need to be my friend, visit me or do anything for me, it's just, if you guys did find any plots, crazed, radical clerics complaining or a fatwa, just to send it with the US Gov't or US Army letterhead in both Sinhala and English to the Sri Lanka police or SL gov't , in case they fly a drone in or plant a bomb or send some hitman like Farhad Shakeri tried in the USA. If they're crazy enough to cheer for Osama, or October 7, to dare kill Trump, like some other poor woman, on US soil, I'm nothing, it's a piece of cake to kill us. They have also gotten experience, if you watch Argo, on humiliating the US, by taking over embassies. They are probably plotting this. If you do meet up, it'll be short, just 20 minutes to shake hands, look you in the eye and promise we'll do what we can for you. I can share intel on locals, if you need, it's on my diary, I can give you a special account, where my personal, first hand accounts are available, so you don't get betrayed. You are welcome anytime, my family operate those "Sporting Star" betting franchises, they make a ton of money, I would guess over $20M per year, but hate me because uncle Jagath Sumathipala, doesn't like how pro US or Judeo Christian (he is Theravada Buddhist), I so happen to be. My grandma Milina, and Jagath used to run the All Ceylon Buddhist Congress, which is like their buddhist authority. I personally suspect, given how much Iran hates Jews, they'll be going from a 75% hatred of Julie Chung, to a near 90 - 95% hate, or even 100%, just because you're a Jew. You also, don't have a full 3 years on this job, Mr. Meyer. You have in fact, less than 2 years under Trump, and worse, you might be ousted far faster, because the CCP is sending their actual Vietnam guy, who learned how they won Vietnam with Viet Cong, to stamp out any American presence here. You will see pressure exerted, people will lament on how Julie did the job better, that you are untrustworthy, the President AKD will complain on you with articulated tweets, to mock you, not to interfere, at least 2- 3 times a year. They'll summon you, repeatedly to Temple Trees, to try to dictate to you, what to do, how to do it, when or why. They'll ask you to apologize, for everything Trump says or writes, or any tariffs, they'll ask you to deal with the IMF, to give them this or that. They'll burn you out, waste your time, shatter your focus, so you can't concentrate. And your team, will consist of snakes (not all, but some venomous types), that will be there to have your corner, to be loyal to you, to tell you what you think and know already, they'll echo your fears. They won't strategize anything, they won't say anything out loud in public like I have for years, they won't do anything for you or the US, they won't turn down an author who demands to write smack about the USA. They will just betray you, and if they do, mark my words, underline it, bold it, they'll route or wire some millions of dollars, to their bank of China account in some off shore where-ever. They will pay them, a whole lot of money, to make sure you suffer, to make sure your moves are made known in advance, to know what you're thinking, to make sure you can't win here, to make sure that everyone who enters your life is someone on their pay, with loyalty to them, so you are frustrated into losing. They'll be ever at the ready to give you excuses, that this is the way it is, the core depressing beliefs you'll find rhyming across all of the US reports your predecessors and their deputy charge d' affaires have been writing to the State Department or White House. You have been losing Sri Lanka for decades. You don't need an opinion poll conducted to see the status of Sri Lanka in the people's eyes. They have probably gotten some story about "Lehan Edirisinghe" to show you on some file, that "he's crazy, both schizo and bipolar", and "porn addict" or "hates Muslims, Buddhists, whites, Jews, etc" or some other bogus report, which I wouldn't be surprised if Julie signed off on. It's not true, I haven't done anything wrong and those people have been lying about worse stuff, including murders or theft. I have C-PTSD, I'm on Mirtazapine. There's over 8mn words of straight, reasoned thinking on my diary; 1.5M of which, I published. She's met up with Rehan Wijeratne, after the Arugam Bay massacre got foiled. He's been saying he doesn't think Israelis should be creating a Israel vs Palestine situation here. But why don't you go give him a $1m dollars to buy some BYD cars, Mr. Meyer? That sounds like a really good idea to your team, so that must be the first thing waiting on your desk to sign off on. There are 3M Muslims here, all Wahabi, that'll grow to 5M or 6M soon. They're going to stop you, complain about "free, free Palestine", and they'll make you dance around to their tune if you let them shape the dialogue. When Trump's time in Oval Office is over, which is 2028, and so 1.5 Years, whomever comes in, if it's a Democrat, will likely stop whatever strategy you have planned and deployed. If it's Mamdani, vs Gavin or Vance, Mamdani might win, and he'll be the end of the State of Israel, they'll find fault with everything you've done, and they'll try to punish you. You won't get many weeks to plan anything, the "confidence" value of intel reports you get are "artist's cursed" and if you do study the rest of the garbage they'll show you as "highly confidential intelligence", they likely won't be honest, aren't designed to ensure you win, and it'll be designed to ensure you see what you are to be shown to trap you.
What kinds of things can I ask for:
As you're from California, you could also just help us with setting up somehow, as it's complicated, difficult, to run a US business from SL. The US chamber of commerce didn't reply to emails. I don't think they like me. You guys have been infiltrated top to bottom with snakes, who are under orders by people who do not want you to succeed, at all, in this country, who want to sabotage, spy on and humiliate you. They've planted moles in the US to steal nuclear weapons secrets. It's a joke how easy it is to lie to your face. I got requests from multiple literary prize winners, demanding I finance and publish and market their anti USA bullshit, which i turn down. I also fear, there's therefore been a strategy deployed against me: under Biden, I couldn't open an UberEats shop. After Trump won, I think that Akamai's boss, Tom Leighton interfered, to let me use his services, and that's how we got our server, and I asked Matt Garman at AWS, to let us use SES which they originally refused. They seem to be desperate to sabotage me, of all people, and pass instructions to do so, and you can read this email, or have a look at our website, to figure out why. There seems to be a lot of resistance towards me. The USA banks, needs a US resident, and they're not offering up banking, or opening up a real account, which your side could help us with. A small bunch of people, they built mq class drones in the garage. the CIA under Ronald Reagan, helped Steve Jobs with NeXT, for Program B. The story of CIA's win case with Palantir AI, is well established. Given your disaster with Anthropic where Hegseth's unable to cooperate, Palantir's all you have. AngryPages, can be a very valuable firm for you. You can visit whenever you like. It'll be really useful for me, if I can route any US requests via you, so we can get approvals, or help, or even access American infrastructure, as we scale. In any case, you can probably send some people, to scan my mom's house for bombs, or guns, and visit with like 5- 6 people with guns if you're so scared or uncomfortable, it's a nice, beautiful home. I can make you a poptart, I learned on YouTube. And perhaps make an AngryPages® book, if you have $30 bucks. I offer that deal to everyone. I make a really good strawberry and cinnamon with brown sugar and vanilla frosting, pop tart hand pie. I have, virtually no friends, in SL. I feel isolated, and maybe it's C-PTSD, where I can't trust people, but when everything seems to be that our side is losing, there must be a strategy behind it. People who hate you, will ask for meetings, appointments. I don't need that. I prefer to write one clean, comprehensive, and honest email, so you can judge it yourself. I'm only asking to see you, so you can tell me what you need done, what Trump wants done, so I can work for it, for you, for free. That's pretty much the only offer in these words. You can show it to your AI, they'll probably say it's all lies, risky or unprofessional, they'll suspect my intent, motive or reasoning, or evidence, and to hire or read a ChatGPT polished pile of garbage. And yes, they prompted me the same, but I prefer to write this way. Because I love a $0 a year partner, who is honest, loyal and can get me results. Who actually pays me to work for me. And make me money. Or win the things I want. I prefer it when someone's straight with me, before they do business, and I am pretty sure, the only reason I can trust you, is because I can trust Trump's White House, after he got shot in the head. Because he's angry. And he won't tolerate losses. That's just a hunch. So you can delete this, not reply, forward, act on it or not, I am very happy with whatever Trump has strategized for the USA. He isn't a loser, he's not a weakling, a liar, and a coward, and a foul person God wouldn't save. And his intelligence services, which you are party to, will have to come up with, or design a way, to achieve his goal, for 65,610 sq km SL, instead of that tiny Diego Garcia island, where the B2 bombers, will all get ruined, even if a missile misses, because of the fact there'll be a mini tsunami. You have to THINK BIG, and KICK ASS, the TRUMP WAY. I'm going to actually publish this on my AngryPages.com, it's too good not to. And you know why, it's the reason that separates those two faced crybabies, it's because I love to tell the truth. And you have a commander in chief, who knows what he is up against.
What to do if this won't work:
I predict, I will be injured fatally, and lose my life. There's not much that can stop it. But in a way, I don't care, because I'm already 40kg, I'm 5' 9", which is 178cm, and super skinny, and I am in severe pain, so even if I am put out of my misery, it'll not be such a bad thing. But what does bug me, what pisses me off, is that the stuff I fought for, all my young life, can be lost too. AngryPages can fail, we can't publish kids or old people, we can't earn them money. If Trump wasn't here, under Kamala, we'd have had a civil war in Sri Lanka again, with the LTTE renewed (conspiracy theory). There'd be headlines about war crimes like with Pompeo. There would be sanctions on us. And somehow I told Julie, the last time I wrote to your US embassy, that "Sajith and Ranil will lose 35, 20 vs Anura's 55". I was proven right. That was, perhaps the only time, I even bothered to email your side, and if you check, I haven't bothered you since. I am writing this now, to you, because Mr. Meyer, I'm rooting for you, I'm praying for you, that you realize Trump's great vision for the USA. And I can only advise, like anyone else. The AngryPages Inc servers are probably open, there'll be fun ways to work on stuff with us. And even if I do go away, there should be others like Mikey, who is Obama's friend, as his sister Ronalie was on his Obama for America campaign. I want him to own the AngryPages Inc, and AngryPages Holdings Inc (Delaware). And I want you to keep fighting, there's no big reason as they seem to justify, for the US to fail completely in SL. You can't trust someone, who tells you what they believe is going to be okay to screenshot and record and sell to the press or post on social media for likes or views. You can't deal with real problems such as how to stop this bs about Chabad houses. I can also do some recon or spying on people, via AngryPages, especially to counter murderous plots. But I'm not Larry Page or Zuck; I only have 300K unique IP addresses per month. Not 3B users, yet... but 2 months ago, we were 100K. And 2 months from now, who knows what 3x of 300K is? The only real friends we have, are the ones who showed up, when we were in need. And I would LOVE for you to talk Sohli into giving me a nice advertising for JKH, or to talk to Sri Lanka Telecom, about $10,000 in favor of AngryPages, for buying ads, to show the Sri Lankan people, the youth, the little girls and boys llke 10 year old Tenali,that they too, can have their very own AngryPages® story.
Best wishes,
Lehan Edirisinghe
