I won't quote Chris Messina
BUT HASH TAG this mah f***er!
"Where you off to, love?"
-- a fake, big yellow, or black cab, taxi driver
AND I'll get a Alina Habba to call some orangutan an ape
And throw a banana at her
And in another state, so the judge or prosecutor from the hague can go there with their monkey see, monkey doo dah business
I tell lies about the people I hate, I lie about them all the time
BUT NOT with actual malice
I'm not a reckless publisher
When my AI lawyer warned she was a fat, ugly pig
I corrected her (my ai): "you don't know that"
"We don't print knowing falsehoods here"
