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Wireless-Charge Failure and Lockdown Math: April Opened Under Strain

Lehan Edirisinghe

April opened with broken charging, bad lockdown nerves, rising death counts, porn-and-surveillance confession, and the strain of trying to keep business moving while everything practical kept failing.

Suspecting My Mother Drugged Me, Then Reconsidering

Wed 1 Apr

12:00 p.m.

My wireless charging for my Samsung S8+ is very slow. I can't access my phone. It's not accessible because I can't charge it so easily. I spoke with Hiran Wijewardene yesterday. He's Seylan Bank CIO Harsha Wannigatunga's friend. We planned a few things.

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12:15 p.m.

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1:00 p.m.

I need lunch. I wonder what's for lunch. I sort of missed breakfast. I had a banana and 2 yoghurts that Anura mami got us.

It's unlikely I'm drugged. I don't know. Maybe Mirtazapine causes dry mouth some times. It's hard to say. Anyway, my mum is making lunch. Rice, chicken curry and lentils with spinach. I want the maldivian fish sprats in spicy tamarind sauce from my mum, the jar is too tight to turn open. I'll try get some.

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1:15 p.m.

I think growing up, I was only ever really jealous of Richie Rich because that son of a b***h got a McDonald's at home. I hated that kid. I wish I had McDonald's. I only like cheeseburgers and brisket and pork sausages from Sri Lanka which are amazing and those maldivian fish sprats in spicy tamarind sauce, I need to open that. I think my gardener can try open it.

Oh my G-d, just imagine a zombie apocalypse scenario like Zombieland (2009), where all the fast food is closed down? I'll be like Woody Harrelson craving Twinkies by Hostess. I'd be so depressed without McDonald's or brisket which I don't know how to cook properly yet because I didn't meet and pay Aaron Franklin to teach me.

I hope coronavirus doesn't kill Aaron Franklin. I need some brisket. It's the best thing ever. I can only like eat 3 slices. I get full. I need to eat it really fast to finish my dish. Otherwise when I savour the delicious taste of brisket, I get satiated or full too fast. It sucks. I get blue cheese and sides, but I don't care. I wish I had brisket.

3:00 p.m.

I really need to write to my partners and Mark Webber at Blue Ridge Networks. I'm so tired. My battery is at 8%, I'll put it on charge. I made myself some Earl Grey Tea. I never can tell with tea leaves if I extracted enough tea.

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8:15 p.m.

Things are pretty awful right now for everyone. The economy has tanked. I'm trying to figure out things. I need to write an email to Mark Webber at Blue Ridge Networks. It has to be perfect. I spent a lot of time on it.

I'm feeling depressed, I'm bored, I feel very sad, I fear I'll die and that we'll all lose more due to Covid-19. I don't want to die hating anyone. I forgive. I mean, I don't really wish death on others. I wish peace and life and happiness on my enemies.

Back in those days Joshua chopped off the heads of all his enemies. But that was old testament. In new testament, as a Judeo Christian, protestant Freemason, we need to wish happiness for our enemies because they don't know what they're doing. I'll write an email tomorrow.

I'll finish it. I did 7 out of 37 reports. I'll do more quickly. Mark can speak to Daniel and Jim at SIERRA. I'm just planning for the future so we can pick up the pieces and work together if and when this nightmare is over. It's completely f***ed my business plans. I take 1 or 2 days to do 1 report.

8:30 p.m.

I don't know. I think I did everything I set out to accomplish. I think even if I did die tomorrow, I'll be happy and accept death. My dreams came true. I did what I wanted. I was just one man, scorned and covered in scars, I had an impossible dream and I did it my way. It was never about getting there, the pyramid is always left unfinished, it's about the great journey.

10:30 p.m.

Mum made me tea. I'm going to sleep soon. I'm very tired.

Calling Armed Americans a Vast Reserve Force

Americans have guns at home, therefore the reserve forces are much greater in number than the armed forces.

42% of 327mn is equal to 137mn people with mostly semi automatic firearms.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/06/19/there-are-more-guns-than-people-in-the-united-states-according-to-a-new-study-of-global-firearm-ownership/

Good luck!!

Hoping Global Lockdown Could Starve the Virus of Hosts

This is good to hear. It seems that if the global lockdown is in place, we can starve the virus of hosts to death.

Arguing the Vietnam War Was About Stopping Evil

The damage was far greater on Vietnam's side

By the way, it clearly wasn't about oil over here

It was about stopping evil -- a war that the people of Vietnam lost and pays for every single day

Loving BrainDead for Its Cherry Blossoms

G-d I loved Braindead the TV show, it was all about the cherry blossoms!!

Reassuring Someone That Their Health Comes First

Don't worry, you can still go next time.. It's for the best, your health and safety is more important.

Planning Plants and New Scents for My Office

I want a cherry blossom (if possible in Sri Lanka's climate) and a bonsai tree (with fancy scissors) in my office

Also a snake plant because that's good for generating oxygen

Also a new reed diffuser set with white tobacco and cognac scent

Sharing a Video

https://youtu.be/6aj7lwJulS8

The Temptations’ “Papa Was a Rolling Stone”

The Temptations Papa Was A Rolling Stone 1972 Single Version

https://youtu.be/nXiQtD5gcHU

Quoting “Don’t Fear the Reaper” With Four Sources

All our times have come

Here but now they're gone

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40, 000 men and women everyday, Like Romeo and Juliet¹

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Source 1. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-52061915

Source 2. https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/03/trumps-flags-tougher-coronavirus-curbs-live-updates-200330231121941.html

Source 3. https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2020/mar/31/coronavirus-live-news-usa-confirmed-cases-double-china-update-uk-italy-spain-europe-latest-updates

[Date Web URL Last Accessed: Wed 1 Apr 2020]

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Source 4. https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/30/europe/spanish-princess-coronavirus-death-scli-intl/index.html

Songwriters: Donald Roeser

(Don't Fear) The Reaper lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC

https://youtu.be/Dy4HA3vUv2c

Calling Failure to Isolate Attempted Manslaughter

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Saying It Was Better Than Nothing

Better than nothing

Arguing Vietnam Still Pays for Losing to Communism

The people of Vietnam lost the war against evil communism and are paying for it every single day of their lives. The damage was greater on their side.

Joking About Practising Formula One Without Speed Cameras

Call me when the speed cameras are turned off, I want to practise for the next F1🤭😆

Explaining Why I Share Half the Company’s Profits

This is good. I pay 50% of our company profits to our people -- I get the best, they're loyal and we have fun making money doing good things.

“Material Girl 200°”

Wed 1 Apr

10:15 p.m.

Exhibit 5. Material Girl 200°

https://youtu.be/6z2FTehdliU