A Bad Cheeseburger, a Xi Joke, and the Claim That I Only Roast People

6:45 p.m.

I had my lunch. It was some pasta from Pastamania. I also accidentally heated my cheeseburger for 1 minute instead of 30 seconds, and the cheese turned funny, so I threw it away.

Head of States Roast Jokes:

Yesterday, I made a joke about Xi Jinping and how "Ni Hao" sounds like "hee-haw"

I got a call from China, they said Nee Haw, and the guys at the NSA thought it was donkey, but turns out it was Xi Jinping.

It was just a joke. I tell jokes. I roast people. I don't mean any offense by it, even though it is offensive. I like to laugh with people.