Laptop-Recovery Rage and the Open-Information Government Plan

11:45 a.m. (b)

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13. Hates the number 13

14. Horrible playlist

15. Has a plan to open a church

5:30 p.m. (d)

I think I'll actually carry something in my suit to check if people have a brain.

As president.

I like the

I got the Hayabusa helmet in Halo 3

After getting all the skulls

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But whatever.

Let's get this laptop and data, write and review and earn some money.

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Heheh

And f*** off to America to enjoy life, come back in 2030 to try again

I'm keen on that.

No point staying here.

7:15 p.m. (b)

Wonder what's for my dinner.

I,

Uhh

Think it's wise to get a desktop for video gaming. To be frank, even a desktop is actually pretty portable and mobile.

Not that heavy.

No point buying a laptop for video games.

I think I personally love survival and base building games.

So it's fine for that.

But I should buy a desktop, for good gaming with high frames per second. At like 4k.

No point otherwise.

I'm waiting for a new laptop.

I should, give it another try to get this data.

It's not a big deal..

And also.

Put everything, my whole diary on the internet, so I get even more famous.

Hehe

Ugh

My Make Bodh Gaya is a fantastic vision.

I need a good school curriculum

Maths and science

And many other subjects.

I wrote that, there are supposed to be many, real life experts or practitioners showing up to classrooms..

I also think, it's more sensible to keep kids in one classroom.

In primary, they do it.

Easier.

We should do that. Maybe.

I wonder what

I also had the real school menus

Actual healthy food

But I prefer my McDonalds, Taco Bell, KFC, Pastamania and Pizza Hut menu.

By a long shot.

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I was gasping when I saw them refuse Coca Cola and you know, good food..

And

Jeez.

So traumatic.

Terrible..

Let's go back to normal.

We could go for:

Monday McDonald's

Tuesday Kentucky Fried Chicken

Wednesday Taco Bell

Thursday Pizza Hut

Friday Pastamania

Saturday

Sunday

Actually we should have school on Saturdays

And maybe Sundays as well.

Because we can teach stuff faster.

Rotation week.. or 2nd week menu:

Monday Burger King

Tuesday Chick Fill A (I hope I spelled it right)

Wednesday Domino's Pizza

Thursday Five Guys

Friday idk Dunkin' Donuts

8:00 p.m.

INT --- JONATHAN'S ROOM -- (DAY BREAK)

JONATHAN HIRSHON

I am shocked.

This f***er, after reading my whole

The Food Dictator cooking blog

He decides to go with this

Disaster menu!

AMANDA

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JONATHAN

He's only joking

AMANDA

Listen to yourself.

Can you just listen to yourself?

JONATHAN

He's not really Satan

AMANDA

"I'm the Beast, and YOU, are the Dragon."

JONATHAN

He's kidding.

AMANDA

Iran, Russia, and China...

JONATHAN

I'm sure he's overreacting

AMANDA

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JONATHAN

I never told him that

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Like 1,000s of years ago

AMANDA

Call him now!!

* RING, RING, RING *

LEHAN

Hello

I was expecting a surprise inspection

PR GUY

I don't like your menu

LEHAN

But I removed Ben and Jerry's like you to told me to boss

9:45 p.m.

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Hehehe

And what are they going to do?

I got the votes.

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9:45 p.m. (b)

I don't think anyone will steal from me.

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10:00 p.m. (b)

JULIE CHUNG

Lehan, thanks for agreeing to meet with me

LEHAN EDIRISINGHE

Hello Ambassador

JULIE

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LEHAN

No.

10:15 p.m.

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Hehe

I doubt my government or my country will ever fail under our leadership.

Because we don't spend more than we collect.

We don't partner bad people.

We manage properly.

We just don't steal.

That's just it.

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No point.

I should be able to win the 2nd term in office fairly easily as well.

Before stepping down, in 2029, for the 2030 election.

These people like David Rubenstein, Lloyd Blankfein and Larry Fink, they will announce that they:

1. Invested $20,000,000,000.

2. We issued loans to collect $5,000,000,000 in profits, as our feasibility analytics, cooperation with borrowers and legal standards are so exceptional, we enjoyed very generously low competitive rates.

I should point out, many countries have effective rates of tax as low as 5%, 3%, and even 1%. But we have a very competitive rate that throttles as we reach our goals. I have to first discuss in depth, run simulations and then after it's green lit, we can announce formally what our rates are. But they are generally, because of this described methodology of calculation, expected reasonably to be quite low. I would say around 2 to 7%. It would start at 7%, but go down to 2%, or 0%. Because we only need to raise enough funds for our planned spending. This is also hard to grasp, but I think an easy way to see this, is that the size and scale of business is so much larger, that, it would be enough for us. It's also a case of very high, 90 to 100% tax compliance owing to our banking monopolization. We also do "free accounting" with modified GAAP. This means we don't lose any potential taxes. In many countries, again, with international company structuring, with tax avoidance, despite an 8% display rate, the effective rate is very low as well. We're going straight for effective rates, we don't show the misleading display rates of tax to confuse, deceive and cheat innocent, gullible and financially illiterate people.

3. We also, earned 1 to 5% interest rates for our $20,000,000,000. We earned a full interest reward owed to us. This worked out to be around $200m to $1,000,000,000 in interest payments to us.

I again, have to check with our data sets, data modelling and run very complex simulations, before formally speculating on what our interest rates will be. In Switzerland, it's negative. The banking standards we offer are also quite attractive. However, I think in general, it's somewhere around 1 to 5%. We will also factor in global growth rates. Weighted by trade with us.

4. We owe it all to President Lehan Edirisinghe who invited us and secured our investment in Sri Lanka.

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