Voluntourism Graft, Meatballs
டிசம்பர் 27, 2023 Lehan Edirisinghe
VICE shorts prompted a hard line on charity transparency, then a New York Times photo set the pace: slow, molasses-like. Italian food clips and celebrity restaurant lore fueled big hospitality plans with a tightly controlled partner circle
Managing Charities With Transparency
10:45 a.m.
Wow, this sucks. We're managing charities with utmost scrutiny, ever watchfully and very responsibly, with full transparency. I think it's shameful, how they try to steal money like that.
Hating Boxing, Wrestling and UFC
11:30 a.m. (c)
I never watch blood sports, or contact sports like this. I hate boxing or wrestling or ufc. I guess, Sumo is not that bad, but it is. I don't know why those people want to fight like that. I did karate in school. I pack a mean right hook. But I don't believe in violence, and I don't engage. ███████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████████
A Pantry Lunch, Pauline and Sandwich Subtext
11:45 a.m. (b)
This one time.
So, we got this "kitchen pantry area" in our flat.
So, Pauline was there that day.
This white dude, who is there to repair the place.
Some kind of technician or somebody.
He stops by, to check on something.
So, I'm like seated there, having lunch.
Pauline's there.
And he's also suddenly hungry.
He pulls out this sandwich and he's munching away.
And we're talking or something too.
Pauline did something, and left.
And then, suddenly.
This dude, he suddenly remembers he's got stuff to do.
He throws the sandwich away.
And he leaves.
I also, I also just throw my sandwich and leave.
And over here.
The subtext is key.
Hehehe
Admiring Trump, McDonald’s and Hating Vegetables
12:15 p.m. (c)
Trump is so cool
Remember that time, he gave his WH staffer McDonald's?
I'd rather work in WH for Trump, not Obama or Biden
Donald Trump is a hero of mine
I look up to and admire Trump
I would QUIT if Michelle Obama sprang vegetables up on me
If she tried to give me vegetables I'd quit
I used to separate out the vegetables in my plate as a child
I have grown up
I still do it -- because I hate vegetables
Go do your Cain thing with God, I'm Abel all the way!!!
Learning to Feed a Whole Army
4:00 p.m. (b)
Look close kid, you never know, you might having to feed a whole army some day
Italian Food and Spaghetti With Meatballs
4:15 p.m.
I love this, I love Italian food. I think Rocco's and the local restaurants are all saying they offer up their best foods for me, for free, as their leader now. We can, if I end up with someone, we can make spaghetti with meatballs all the time.
Jimmy, Meatballs and Spicing Up Food
4:30 p.m. (b)
Jimmy, jimmy...
Meatballs best!!
Jimmy, get me food..
Jimmy you should spice it up
Maybe chilli flakes
Jimmy only love me when he wanna get food
Imagining Serving the President
4:30 p.m. (f)
You served the president?
THE President?
The LEADER of your country who is super cool and awesome?
And the savior of your peoples?
No..
F***ing way.
That's just so cool
Admiring a Mug, Ol’ Blue Eyes and Autographs
4:30 p.m. (g)
That's a cool mug
Ol' blue eyes
Johnny Fontana
I like the way the L shaped up
And the arrow
I got good at it
I think every autograph I give out is unique
Watching Aristocats and the Spaghetti Scene
4:30 p.m. (j)
Pauline, I was watching this cartoon called Aristocats, and in it, there is this scene at the Italian restaurant. Where they share the same plate of spaghetti. And they end up with the same spaghetti roll and they---
Calling Phil DeFranco Not Exactly Not a Traitor
4:30 p.m. (k)
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Zuck and Americans Voting for Lehan
5:15 p.m. (b)
Zuck
Hehehe
I think literally every one in America
Except Rosie
Who only gets one vote
And not two or three airline seats (Trump's joke)
They would all vote for me
Possibly Opening a Controlled Hotel
7:30 p.m.
We might open one of these
We want to keep the hotel market small, controlled by our friends and partners
Comparing Adele Sandberg and Nandani Atapattu
10:00 p.m. (c)
Sandberg's mom Adele looks prettier than her
Like Nandani Atapattu looks slightly better than Pooja
Remembering Forty-Five-Degree Beijing Duck Slices
10:00 p.m. (e)
45 degrees like they cut my 100 plus slices of Beijing Duck
Calvin Harris and Rihanna’s “This Is What You Came For”
10:30 p.m. (b)
Calvin Harris, Rihanna - This Is What You Came For (Official Video) ft. Rihanna
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Continuing the “This Is What You Came For” Chorus
10:45 p.m.
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Bridge and Chorus From “This Is What You Came For”
10:45 p.m. (b)
[Bridge]
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