Monster riff, Fight Club calm
ஜூன் 23, 2023 Lehan Edirisinghe
Joked about “inventing a monster,” then watched Fight Club destruction scenes while Ben E. King’s “Stand By Me” played. Ended by bookmarking NYT’s mochiko chicken as a late-night craving
Joking About Inventing a Monster and Replacing Marshall With Lehan
4:45 p.m.
Hehe
: )
i invented a monster. Nobody wants to see Marshall no more; they want Lee Han. I'm chopped liver.
A Checklist of Recurring Jokes, Insults and New Material
8:00 p.m. (d)
Okay, let's see my "checklist" :
1. Fat jokes. Beep beep.
2. "You can't do your job; 2,500 publishers, 25k PR firms".
3. swd, every Cosmo girl knows that
4. DFK (Not deep french kiss); the flying kind.
5. "You're old." No, I said, "You're fired!" x 1,000+
6. BAN (Oscar Grant).
7. Days, weeks, months.
This is such a f***ing cult.
8. I keep inventing new material: Adult autism.
9. Creative new content.
10. Whatever, it's cool.
Claiming to Have Met Them With Norman Vincent Peale
Saturday, June 24th.
12:00 a.m.
I met both of them with my pastor Norman Vincent Peale at the Bohemian Grove
Claiming Participation in the Cremation of Care Ritual
12:15 a.m. (b)
We also did the Cremation of Care ritual!
Burn the Effigy for Moloch!!
: )
Saying the Danger of Being Shot, Poisoned or Murdered Is Real
12:30 a.m.
No, it wasn't.
See.
This is what we're dealing with: getting shot.
Poisoned.
Murdered.
From, Norman Bates and Calling Lehan an Original Character
1:30 a.m.
I think the psycho girl in From is kind of channelling Norman Bates.
Which is where I made that Bates Motel sign.
Vacancy lit up.
I think the Sheriff is essentially a copy of Samuel L Jackson being himself.
Lehan's a f***ing original character.
There's only one Lehan, after Lehan, there just won't be another.
Like Madonna.
Like
Sigh.
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This is popular in Sri Lanka, I believe, it's called Sau Kanda in Sri Lanka, it's extremely popular, it's known to lower the body "heatiness" or something, which is thought to be good for health
Finding a Hawaiian Fried Chicken Recipe Tempting
1:45 a.m.
This looks tempting
Hawaiian Fried Chicken Recipe
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