8:00 p.m. (d)
Okay, let's see my "checklist" :
1. Fat jokes. Beep beep.
2. "You can't do your job; 2,500 publishers, 25k PR firms".
3. swd, every Cosmo girl knows that
4. DFK (Not deep french kiss); the flying kind.
5. "You're old." No, I said, "You're fired!" x 1,000+
6. BAN (Oscar Grant).
7. Days, weeks, months.
This is such a f***ing cult.
8. I keep inventing new material: Adult autism.
9. Creative new content.
10. Whatever, it's cool.
