Croissant, Wordle, Confetti Skull

4:15 p.m.

I saw his Masterclass, and I think if it was him, if I recall correctly, although my memory is failing me, and foggy:

I think when I make myself a cup of tea or coffee, and add sugar, or generally, when I am stirring or dissolving sugar:

I always stir clockwise in the 0 or O shape and then, I will do a 5 shape, and then it stirs better.

6:00 p.m.

Jonathan's Office:

Jonathan is speaking to his new clients, and has to share accounts of his most famous, successful and important client as a customer reference.

*Slurrp*

"G-d I love Coca Cola.

I love Lana Del Rey's song, Cola.

My p***y tastes like Pepsi Cola, my eye's wide, like cherry pie

I got's a taste for girls who are younger, it's always been--

So it's no surprise.

Lehan's in the sky with diamonds, and it's making me thirsty

All he wants to do is party with his--"

"Whoa whups. I got carried away there."

* Slurrp *

"Anyway, like I was saying

I was not going to get to be his publicist

Almost not

Almost

So I kept saying

Lehan.. I worked directly for Steve Jobs

The Apple Steve Jobs

The Steve

And then the dude didn't kick me out his office.. "

* Slurrp *

"I love my job, as Lehan's PR

It's all I ever wanted to do

It's my dream come true

He's just so cool

I love my coke cola"

* Slurrp *

***

Just then, two people came in:

One of them says, "Lehan says hello!"

* KAPOW *

Baddabing: Jonathan's Coca Cola is whacked all over nice, Silicon Valley fake Steve Jobs turtleneck jumper

Baddabang: Jonathan is breathing wildly in terror, drenched in his Coke Cola, when he manages to find some words...

"I am sorry.. I dunno what I did, but whatever my slight was this time, I am sorry, just tell him to send me my instructions "

The other one says, "Everyone's boss sends his regards" as they leave

"Just do your job. "

6:15 p.m.

Hmm

6:15 p.m. (b)

: )

6:15 p.m. (c)

Yay!

: D

6:15 p.m. (d)

Got a clue?

7:30 p.m.

I did okayish.

1:00 a.m.

Neil Patrick Harris!!!

1:00 a.m. (b)

I like this movie. When I'm president, I'm taking a couple of my 18 weeks off, to go play Helldivers 2, with my team.

1:00 a.m. (c)

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination

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Barney can be your friend too

If you just make-believe him!

1:15 a.m.

Hehe

I, Lehan Edirisinghe, in my free will and accord, swear to be a freemason...

Or something like that

1:15 a.m. (b)

A few years in:

"I think I should be, the Grand Master, now, because you know how it is. "

***

Andy Green, Nottingham University, oncologist (breast cancer):

"Oh hello brother Lehan. "

"No, I'm still, no, I'm not as high ranking as you. "

"Wow, Grand Master, huh? "

"Congrats dude.. "

"Yeah, that's the -- fastest promoting pace, I ever heard of. "

"Why, that's clever. You picked Jacques Huyghebaert, to be "GM", but because he's already PGM for Czech Republic, he can't do it, and then you put him in as the pro grand master, so you don't have to do any work. "

"I'm so jealous of you. "

"Yes, if you get in, you gotta get in to be the top dude, to be GM. "

"Yes, you are certainly, the"

"What bible verse is that? "

"The stone that the builders reject, hath become the chief cornerstone. "

"Damn right!"

***

I don't have any friends.

Just people I call to hide some more funds.

1:15 a.m. (c)

I am gonna vote Lehan

I am going to be a ████████, and there's nothing your piece of b***h trash ass can do about it

1:30 a.m.

Guys, I have a very serious, simpLE and humbLE request:

Please, please, pLEase, Vote Lehan

1:30 a.m. (b)

Where were you when the world stopped turning, that awful day?

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Think of tomorrow?

Go out and Vote Lehan?

Did you tell everyone you know?

And write posts too?

1:30 a.m. (c)

You got a bullpup design, huh?

I think we're lawfully handing out HK 416s.

Just like the president:

Who has a 10.5 inch short barrel

We're going to have a 2nd Amendment!

1:30 a.m. (d)

Clancy Brown from Shawshank or Billions

1:30 a.m. (e)

That's right. Everyone calls the 30 year (just turned 30, a few weeks ago) "Sir" or "Mr President" or "your royal heinous".

1:45 a.m.

Pink sludge, aka McNuggets

I'm lovin' it!

1:45 a.m. (b)

Commander in Chief:

Look, I mean, Tamils, Arabs, Nordic Aryan Sinhalese, every other █████████.. it's gonna be a lot of fun, the whole SL by Lehan thing. Jesus f***ing Christ. It's all fun and games. And can you imagine, the black and white, b***h boring world without Lehan in your life?

We'll be doing this conscription, and everyone starts out, at Level 1, and then move up the ladder, up the rungs.

I think after evaluating physique, fitness and ability, we can decide, where we want to send our young boys and girls, who are fighting for a land they hold dear.

I think there are:

1. Defense Dept.

2. SL Army

3. Armory

4. Cavalry (Armored)

5. Artillery

6. Special Forces

7. Navy

8. Marines

9. Coast Guard

10. Air Force

11. Space Force

12. Intelligence Service

So, we will at like level 20 to 40, or Level 35, we will have a good idea, of where the candidate or soldier's strengths are, and divert.

We are looking forward to this.

Our people, will be very strong internally, as they have a real leader for a change, who will make them who they were born to be:

Free and independent, or die trying.

I think a take on 50's powerful album name: Get Rich or Die Tryin' (inspired by Kanye) is:

Get free or die trying.

2:00 a.m. (c)

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O come, let us adore Him,

Christ the Lord.

2:00 a.m. (e)

I think we can allow kids in SL to take phones and record their whole experience in conscription. It's a whole lot of fun, and you get to shoot guns!

***

Oh just before I forget:

Alan Jackson (perhaps fake) was on my Facebook too!

Everyone who's anybody's been on my Facebook!

Just saying

And moving on

***

I guess, that I started off with "1 Day Conscription"

But see, my IQ is like 140+

Believe it or not

And so, it's not the same

Most people, might struggle with learning

Unless we teach them slower or earlier

How to be soldiers

It's just that

The people we train

Won't be Vietnam vets with combat injuries

They'll be the ones being shipped to 'Nam or Iraq

And they'll be going into our workforce

To develop Sri Lanka

Hoorah

Semper Fi

Motherfucker

2:15 a.m.

I'm not like "absolutely sure". But we can first, make someone like a 4-person fireteam leader to start off with. But then, sure "Squad Leader". This is a good, worthy goal to aspire to be.

***

While I originally intended 1 day conscription

Now it's like 1 week

As it's so much f***ing fun

I mean: would you rather be studying or doing boring lame ass s*** like writing or working or some stupid thing like that?

Isn't this more fun?

Firing guns, being cool, learning to kill enemy terrorists as soldiers?

Seriously?

2:15 a.m. (b)

"I'm gonna play Helldivers 2.

And you.

You gon' run the country.

As acting president.

I know you can do it "Sandberg"

I believe in you

I let you stay out, go out to the movies

And whatever

Sorry

I got

I got lost there

I think this girl looks like Sujeewa Nelson

And

I am going to play Helldivers 2 with my friends

With like Shavendra Silva, Kamal Gunaratne and

I guess

We need a 4th player

I guess, we will see

I dunno

Daya Ratnayake

Or Prasad Samarasinghe

Or Probo

Or Sujeewa

Or Sarath Weerasekara

Or Weerasena maybe

Anyone

I don't care.

Mikey, Jonathan, Marsh

They're all there too. "

***

"I'm going to play GTA 6:

And you, you are going to run the country.

I believe in you "prime minister Sandberg"

I know you can do it

And yeah, you can give it to DPMs too

That's why they're there

So you can go on holiday.

Play the Madonna song!"

2:15 a.m. (c)

On the very first few weeks of break

My president went away on:

He played Baldur's Gate 3

On the second few weeks of holiday

My president went away on:

He played Helldivers 2

On the third couple of weeks vacation

My president went away on:

He played GTA 6

***

And Bill Gates hacked his school computers

So he got more girls in his class too

2:30 a.m.

Hehehe

I love Anya █████ with ███████████████████████

I saw it a few times now

And

Katie ███ and

The

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What's his face?

I must've met the dude

If he had the upside down cross

Yeah, I met the guy

In London

Mark █████

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2:30 a.m. (b)

I remember Barney Stinson would go play laser tag

2:30 a.m. (c)

I guess for our "War Games".

We can either go with paintballs, or airsoft

But definitely with drones and cameras, and one way mirrors

So, we can watch and enjoy it

We could instruct the audience not to provide any directions

And otherwise, noise proof it

Or whatever

Noise cancel

Plus, they likely know or will know where the enemy is

I think I enjoyed paintball

When I'd get shot, I'd wipe it off, then get back in it

Like the starship trooper I am!!!

Hehehe

***

Eton has their own mess of it which is quite silly

We'll do it properly in SL

And also, I don't like how those people are all boys

I think it's really f***ing weird

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2:30 a.m. (d)

So I guess, you need to be like Level 40

To be a squad leader

As it's 12 people

And to make matters worse

We also specialize soldiers

So they have special gear and weaponry

This means you have to be a versatile leader

So things are tougher for you

But we'll see what we can do

And we'll see what you're made of

2:30 a.m. (f)

[Bridge]

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[Chorus]

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Tell me, did you fall for a shooting star?

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[Outro]

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2:45 a.m.

I am also getting a whip

3:00 a.m.

I'm signing the SLT MNC partner deal with ATT.

We're investing in telco.

We'll be having some of the best service in the world.

3:00 a.m. (b)

Nazi uniform color shade bugs me lol

3:00 a.m. (c)

Yes you can drink in army or wherever

It's supposed to be fun

3:00 a.m. (d)

My dad gave me a thumbs up when taking off in a plane

I didn't thumbs up him

And I don't miss him none

3:30 a.m.

That's what I love to see

I love the smell of space bombs in the morning

3:30 a.m. (b)

Confetti skull!

I think Mikey and me got the skulls in Halo 3

Or it was Milan or somebody

I loved my Hayabusa helmet

3:45 a.m.

: )

3:45 a.m. (b)

While, this, whomever the f***, owns the brewery in Sri Lanka, also desperately wants to █████████████████████████████████████ ███ and coconut tree █████████████████████████████████████████████

Sri Lanka Brewery and AB InBev will be making our beer!!!

Vote Lehan!!!!

4:00 a.m.

It's a cool uniform

Trump shoulda gone all out

With a UNSC space marines kit for space force.

Or something like this

Trump should have made space suit armor

For like Space Force

Like Star Wars storm trooper armor

Or the Halo UNSC gear

Like go for the ODST

4:15 a.m.

Just like in the game

Pelican

4:15 a.m. (b)

Looking more and more Nazi to me

Alejandro

4:15 a.m. (d)

I guess, like Reach in Halo

***

I'm thinking Thilanga, meh

We could use the guy

Or whatever

I don't want to do anything to them anyway

And Lal has

I dunno

The dude probably regrets it

And knows he can't undo or get any forgiveness or way out

4:30 a.m.

So Barney's a Colonel!

4:30 a.m. (b)

I never learned those ranks, so I got with Levels 1 to 100

4:30 a.m. (c)

Just like in Halo 1

4:30 a.m. (d)

You land on Halo, in escape pods

4:45 a.m.

One day this war's gonna end