Ferrari Fantasies, Ranil Mockery, and the Could-Have-Been President
ஆகஸ்டு 19, 2024 Lehan Edirisinghe
The day runs on swagger and ridicule: rich-man car envy, jokes about Upali and Aravinda, a nursery-rhyme attack on Ranil as a liar, and one more claim that I could have sung as Sri Lanka's could-have-been president.
Aston Martins, Ferraris and Unpaid Cricketers
7:15 p.m.
Upali got an Aston Martin instead of paying the cricketers.
I think Aravinda got a Ferrari.
I also want a Ferrari.
Chamath got a Dompe
A Ranil Wordplay About Liar, Rail and Dumbo Ears
10:30 p.m.
Andrew Tay and me can put sutures on Ranil's "n"
But no matter what we do to pin the Dumbo ears
Elephants can't fly
Guy's not Rail, he's Liar
You have to admit :
It's in his name
You have to read it backwards
Hickory dickory dock
Screaming Song Lyrics Like a Coulda-Been President
2:45 a.m.
How would you have liked to sing this song with the coulda been president of Sri Lanka?
I have never screamed song lyrics so soulfully
Like I totally believe it