Ferrari Fantasies, Ranil Mockery, and the Could-Have-Been President

Lehan Edirisinghe

The day runs on swagger and ridicule: rich-man car envy, jokes about Upali and Aravinda, a nursery-rhyme attack on Ranil as a liar, and one more claim that I could have sung as Sri Lanka's could-have-been president.

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Aston Martins, Ferraris and Unpaid Cricketers

7:15 p.m.

Upali got an Aston Martin instead of paying the cricketers.

I think Aravinda got a Ferrari.

I also want a Ferrari.

Chamath got a Dompe

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A Ranil Wordplay About Liar, Rail and Dumbo Ears

10:30 p.m.

Andrew Tay and me can put sutures on Ranil's "n"

But no matter what we do to pin the Dumbo ears

Elephants can't fly

Guy's not Rail, he's Liar

You have to admit :

It's in his name

You have to read it backwards

Hickory dickory dock

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Screaming Song Lyrics Like a Coulda-Been President

2:45 a.m.

How would you have liked to sing this song with the coulda been president of Sri Lanka?

I have never screamed song lyrics so soulfully

Like I totally believe it